Melissa
@awkwardenabled.bsky.social
Twitter: awkwardenabled
Instagram: Mellustrations914
Instagram: Mellustrations914
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Hey man we’re fearing no evil though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death later if you wanna pull up
August 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Hey man we’re fearing no evil though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death later if you wanna pull up
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Throwin floppy discs like ninja stars and just fuckin people up with pain and nostalgia
August 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Throwin floppy discs like ninja stars and just fuckin people up with pain and nostalgia
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We forge the chains we wear in life.
July 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We forge the chains we wear in life.
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Someone may have already said this but the internet is terrifying
August 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Someone may have already said this but the internet is terrifying
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honestly i bet behind blue eyes it’s actually pretty gross.
August 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
honestly i bet behind blue eyes it’s actually pretty gross.
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In space, no one can hear you scream.
In cyberspace, everyone can see you fighting like two little bitches.
In cyberspace, everyone can see you fighting like two little bitches.
June 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
In space, no one can hear you scream.
In cyberspace, everyone can see you fighting like two little bitches.
In cyberspace, everyone can see you fighting like two little bitches.
I was watching one of the Twilight movies (mind your business we all have issues) and I feel like if I was going to end the movie with a close up on someone’s eyes, I’d make the lashes match
May 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was watching one of the Twilight movies (mind your business we all have issues) and I feel like if I was going to end the movie with a close up on someone’s eyes, I’d make the lashes match
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And this “psychiatrist who's asking you questions,” is he in the room with us right now?
April 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
And this “psychiatrist who's asking you questions,” is he in the room with us right now?
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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.
April 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.
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Here is a baby otter to make you feel better about everything.
April 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Here is a baby otter to make you feel better about everything.
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If you like my stupid posts, be sure to like my art. I'm an artist who does commission work so if you're interested, dm me
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If you like my stupid posts, be sure to like my art. I'm an artist who does commission work so if you're interested, dm me
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Ever check your mail and decide to wait until there's better mail before bringing it in
March 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ever check your mail and decide to wait until there's better mail before bringing it in
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hold on, i need to be five years old finding out it's parachute day in gym class for a minute
March 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
hold on, i need to be five years old finding out it's parachute day in gym class for a minute
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BRAIN: Ugh, can this 1st date be more awkward?
STREET PEDDLER: "Would you like to buy your lady a rose?"
BRAIN: Yep, that ought to do it.
STREET PEDDLER: "Would you like to buy your lady a rose?"
BRAIN: Yep, that ought to do it.
March 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
BRAIN: Ugh, can this 1st date be more awkward?
STREET PEDDLER: "Would you like to buy your lady a rose?"
BRAIN: Yep, that ought to do it.
STREET PEDDLER: "Would you like to buy your lady a rose?"
BRAIN: Yep, that ought to do it.
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Try going beast mode at the zoo. You’ll look like such a fool.
March 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Try going beast mode at the zoo. You’ll look like such a fool.
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bird flu is redundant like fish swim
March 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
bird flu is redundant like fish swim
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I was sheltered in hs and didn’t know what doggy style was, so I told a waitress that was how I wanted my leftovers packed up
March 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I was sheltered in hs and didn’t know what doggy style was, so I told a waitress that was how I wanted my leftovers packed up
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friend: Our basement just flooded, we have to cancel game night.
me: *covering phone* that’s a bit extreme
genie: Two wishes left.
me: *covering phone* that’s a bit extreme
genie: Two wishes left.
March 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
friend: Our basement just flooded, we have to cancel game night.
me: *covering phone* that’s a bit extreme
genie: Two wishes left.
me: *covering phone* that’s a bit extreme
genie: Two wishes left.
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reflecting back to one of the greatest “chips” i’ve ever eaten. a guy died two booths over when i crunched it
March 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
reflecting back to one of the greatest “chips” i’ve ever eaten. a guy died two booths over when i crunched it
Listen I know the Eagles just won the Super Bowl but I’m rewatching Buffy because there’s going to be a reboot
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Listen I know the Eagles just won the Super Bowl but I’m rewatching Buffy because there’s going to be a reboot
Is this ghost hitting me with the shower curtain to mess with me or is it maybe the edibles?
January 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Is this ghost hitting me with the shower curtain to mess with me or is it maybe the edibles?
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I was skeptical when they paved paradise and put up a parking lot, but can't say I mind the convenience.
January 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I was skeptical when they paved paradise and put up a parking lot, but can't say I mind the convenience.
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the TikTok ban reminds me of that one friend who dramatically and abruptly leaves the group chat then awkwardly has ask to be re added once they’ve calmed down
January 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
the TikTok ban reminds me of that one friend who dramatically and abruptly leaves the group chat then awkwardly has ask to be re added once they’ve calmed down