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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 5d

welp still haven’t been awarded a nobel prize guess i have no choice but to take it out on EVERYONE.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 9d

oh i see you’re pre-stuffed. well, enjoy your weird hobby of defending kyle rittenhouse on the internet.

blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 9d

ope found a rittenhouse fanboy. do you cosplay? how much stuffing do you have to wad in your cheeks to get that angry baby look?

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 9d

move over kyle rittenhouse there’s a new republican poster boy in town

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 9d

A MAGA teenager was spurned by a teen girl so he sent pizza to her home to intimidate her. The police ignored it.

Then, he saw she mocked Charlie Kirk so he murdered her and her friend by ramming his truck into them at 70mph while they were riding their bikes.

He's now charged with murder.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 13d

in the clearing stands a boxer? bullshit boxers don’t go there.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 16d

where are the vantablack contact lenses. i want to look how i feel.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 17d

psh amateurs. personally i dread all times of day and night.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · Jul 23

continually remembering how biden sat on his wrinkly old hands while merrick garland napped for four years because he was afraid he’d be accused of weaponizing the justice department.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 19d

closing my office door just to cry a little

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 22d

if only there was a public figure who exemplified this phenomenon

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 22d

there is no evidence that tylenol causes autism but there is a LOT of evidence that being born rich and unloved by your parents causes sociopathic narcissism.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 23d

so you’re saying the evangelist christians will disappear and the rest of us will be left behind without them? oh nooooo.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 26d

me: they cancelled jimmy kimmel.

chuck schumer: oh no.

me: yeah it-

check schumer: i was gonna go on there to promote my book.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 27d

trump white house taking a strong stance against [checks notes] opposing fascism.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 29d

“there can be no UNITY with those who believe in facts, because up is down and left is right and if you disagree you’re a terrorist”

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 29d

“there can be no UNITY with those who believe couches should only be for SITTING”

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · May 10

I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · Sep 14

one microaggression after another punctuated by the occasional macroaggression for funzies.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · Sep 14

it’s my party and i’ll cry if i want to. and also if i don’t want to. honestly i’m not even having a party. just sitting around. crying.

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · Sep 12

me: [hearing the news about charlie kirk] oh my god…i just realized he had two first names.

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · Sep 11

Did anyone really believe he’d stop with couches

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · Sep 12

mars: look i have life on m-

earth: not NOW mars.

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Sep 11

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · Sep 11

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · Sep 11

republicans be like how dare you take the low road that’s OUR road WE built that road