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"I'm 40 percent hexavalent chromium"
@awildprotoyeen.bsky.social
Eighteen Plus
Prod. 7/00
Firmware Rev. 0.12.463a, "HyenAutism"
Trans rights or else
Gaza is my ancestral homeland and it will be free
America Last
Antifascist and profoundly anarchistic till I shut down for the last time
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I invite friends over and they ask all these weird questions about my maid. "Is she okay?" "Does that hurt?" "What happened to her makeup?"

Like calm down and let it serve you drinks. It doesn't even know where it is right now.
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Planes are still falling out of the sky. The economy is still beginning to crash.
Yes, a much better outcome would have been to keep the government shut down indefinitely while planes fell out of the sky and the economy began to crash, that certainly is a simply scenario that it would be easy to manage
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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this will do nothing. These loser democrats still bothering with gotcha moments and clap backs. Cons don't care about being hypocritical or inconsistent or evil. Zero democrats are campaigning on getting rid of ice, health care reform, nothing. Gavin Newsom is whining about trans ppl playing sports
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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go suck dick in someones car. go fuck someone in a park. pirate everything. pay for nothing but physical media. get tattoos get piercings. interact with extreme subcultures. consume niche media. rinse and repeat.
September 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Transphobes btfo'd
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I'm still on Zorin. Can't decide if it's because I don't want to bother with a windows keygen (allegedly) or if I actually can stand Linux for the first time in my life.
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Desiring FFS while having some mild face blindness is like: I desperately want to change...something
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Turns out the only people who will vote for a guy who doesn't accept criticism or responsibility for his actions as a rule will only vote for Republicans, and are mostly Republicans themselves. Go figure.
I see a lot of oppobrium for people based on how critical they were of Joe Biden. Literally, "criticism of Joe Biden got us in this mess."

Folks, nobody bears more blame for the damage criticizing him did than Joe Biden. That debate? Lost the election. It lost America's trust. Period. It's on him.
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Confession: I had my first anal orgasm while roleplaying as a steam engine. Do with that what you will
December 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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"I like writing mechsploitation because it's hot"

"well I like writing mechsploitation because the robots are cool"

fools, all of you. *I* like writing mechsploitation because it lets me name all my characters Greekletter Bunchofnumbers
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
What’s that saying, hit dog holler
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The first mistake was letting reactionaries equate their sick, psychopathic ideology with perfectly healthy and natural deviant sexuality. That hypocritical post hoc justification allowed their poisonous, murderous power fantasies a re-entry point into "polite and acceptable" discourse.
The funny thing is they always insist that "queers can't breed naturally so they have to recruit" but like

People are born gay, they're born bi, they're born trans. Nobody is born a right-winger.
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
People will cry "echo chamber" about bsky and then never watch combine accident gore videos or furry porn. Sounds like they like their "no combine deaths and dog person hole" echo chamber too. They're totally censoring all the movies they haven't seen yet.
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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being hypersexual and plural is living in a constant metronome of "i need to do this to someone" and "I NEED SOMEONE TO DO THIS TO ME"
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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liquid immersion cockpit mech pilot looking at a sous vide steak and starting to cry a little bit
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Cool new art projects commissioned by LA Public Works going on around Dodgers stadium! Even the LAPD got involved. Everyone should look up "Chavez Ravine projects public use" on Google and post screenshots of the results. Go Dodgers!
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Tbh this actually happens in less humanistic art spaces. Without the understanding that art is a skill like any other, to be trained and valued the same, it tends to be that people are swayed b the way it's talked about in the right wing zeitgeist: divine inspiration, only accessible to the chosen
"art is inaccessible/artists are gatekeepers" is the biggest self report in the world that whoever is saying it is, at best, buying in to incredibly tedious learned helplessness or, more likely, is just a huge fucking loser.
I don't believe it when anyone tries to say artists are gatekeeping creativity because every artist I know is so generous. Lots of us sharing tutorials, free brushes and assets, share our manus, etc! There's no shortage of info or free tools out there if you're willing to look and learn.
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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They're called glass cannons because they make really pretty noises when you shatter them.
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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This is actually correct btw and it's why hypno kink is so popular among newly out trans femmes
The thing about hypnosis for me, is that it is the wielding and application of the most potent, powerful tool for changing one's behaviours, presentation, and mindset:

An excuse.
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Grindr profiles be like
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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oomfies posting about their HRT experiences are always like "yall no one told me. since i started E i've gained precognition as well as the ability to project an energy blade made from my own ki. also i'm starting to fuck with putting raisins in chili" and i just have to accept all of this as true
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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did you know they make magebreaking gloves
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM