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Average Jane
@averagejane.bsky.social
I mostly talk about pets, board games, gardening, coffee and recipes. Embracing my inner crone by turning into your Mom Friend. I only speak for myself. Yes, I will go to brunch with you. | She/her
All of this.
There is a certain amount of audacity in an immigrant to the United States claiming that this is an English/Scottish/Irish country, while the people who were born and raised here almost certainly were taught in US public schools that our country was a "melting pot" that welcomes everybody.
February 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
You might think, “Well, of course most cats are bigger than a chihuahua.” But you need to know that *this* is an extra-large chihuahua weighing ~12 lbs, so the cat is truly massive. An absolute unit.
February 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

(The album was already old by then, but I was very into prog rock in my late teens and early twenties.)
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Today is the 22nd anniversary of my blog, so I wrote a little something about it: averagejane.com/2026/02/15/a...
February 15, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Mazikeen always looks like she wants to fight me when I take her picture.
February 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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I am begging you to remember that the cringe youth slang you are using ironically to make fun of today WILL BECOME A PART OF YOUR EVERYDAY LANGUAGE TOMORROW. That's how it works! All usage etches it into the cement of our culture!
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Squee! I’m so excited to see this!!!
A reunion decades in the making! Back in December, Kevin, Bill, Beez and Patrick got together to adjust and calibrate the bots we used for the Kickstarter video. Support all future bot repairs on our Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
@scribblymoth.bsky.social Thanks for the lovely Galentine’s Day card! It arrived just on time. We need to plan some kind of get-together soon!
February 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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This is a great example of using one's platform! Finally, a "we need to talk about" that we actually need to talk about
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The spouse has nicknamed one of the cats “La Llorona” because of the way she drifts around the house wailing for no apparent reason. Anyway, that’s why I’m awake at 5am.
February 9, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Kansas City folks: here’s your cue to message the mayor about vetoing some bad legislation around energy codes. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
Kansas Citians: Urgent Appeal, An Open Letter to Mayor Q
An Open Letter to Mayor Quintin Lucas of Kansas City, MO Note: I’m writing this as an open letter because an issue has reemerged in Kansas City MO that is a reflection on what is happening in America ...
www.dailykos.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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“If everyone that came before me had just complied and complied and complied, I probably would have entered this theater, any theater, through a colored section. Every good thing you have in your life is a product of someone else’s struggle.”
This is a very powerful video from comedian Josh Johnson. Not just because what he says that's meaningful. But because it shows an emerging trend that high profile people have finally started speaking up, despite concerns it might alienate their followers.

It is time to choose sides.
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
There’s a scene from the show iZombie that I think about a lot. A woman has been turned into a zombie and is trying to deal with it as best she can. And we find her still filling her bird feeders. 🧵
January 26, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Post a car picture you took.
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Wow, did I need that! 💓
hello. if you’ve been super plugged in and activated lately, if you woke up this morning and went from 0-100, i want to be the real hippie friend and invite you to be in your body for a few minutes with me

i just did this meditation, maybe you can too. take some breathes. drink some tea.
Vagus Nerve Reset Meditation | Somatic Practice for Deep Nervous System Renewal
YouTube video by Wendy Jones | Guided Meditations
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Finally trying to get my blog back in shape after staying on Typepad to the bitter end and losing all my photos in the transition to Wordpress.
January 12, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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If you use Discord and want to tell them how you feel about them adding AI tools, here's a link to the survey. Share it far & wide. Let them know we don't want it. discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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I need a mood booster, let's talk about capybaras.

Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.

They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.

(📷: Fernando Maidana)
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
My boy cats snuggling.
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM