Average Jane
@averagejane.bsky.social
I mostly talk about pets, board games, gardening, coffee and recipes. Embracing my inner crone by turning into your Mom Friend. I only speak for myself. Yes, I will go to brunch with you. | She/her
Mine says the battery can be replaced, so that’s my next step. I have a 13 mini and I don’t want a honking huge phone.
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Mine says the battery can be replaced, so that’s my next step. I have a 13 mini and I don’t want a honking huge phone.
Yes, it’s damaged my battery for sure.
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Yes, it’s damaged my battery for sure.
I’m gonna need to stock up on the hiking pants I like.
February 10, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I’m gonna need to stock up on the hiking pants I like.
We used to have a Xena, but she wasn’t as noisy as this cat.
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 AM
We used to have a Xena, but she wasn’t as noisy as this cat.
The resemblance only goes so far. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The resemblance only goes so far. 😂
No, but I’ve had cats who do that.
February 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
No, but I’ve had cats who do that.
I can smell this sentiment.
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I can smell this sentiment.
Considering that her current physique can best be described as “spherical,” any shortage of kibble is an emergency for her.
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Considering that her current physique can best be described as “spherical,” any shortage of kibble is an emergency for her.
I think her food bowl was empty! She’s a little yard cat that I scooped up, brought in, and had fixed.
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I think her food bowl was empty! She’s a little yard cat that I scooped up, brought in, and had fixed.
Same! I just bought some stick-on patches to fix a couple of rips because I’m not ready to let it go.
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Same! I just bought some stick-on patches to fix a couple of rips because I’m not ready to let it go.
Yeah, my night vision is getting problematic for driving. Ugh.
January 30, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Yeah, my night vision is getting problematic for driving. Ugh.
A red-haired nurse played by Julie London and a paramedic played by the spectacularly named Randolph Mantooth.
January 28, 2026 at 10:23 PM
A red-haired nurse played by Julie London and a paramedic played by the spectacularly named Randolph Mantooth.
I don’t have a tidy wrap-up, but I hope you can lean on your friends - even if they’re only online - and let the little things keep you going.
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I don’t have a tidy wrap-up, but I hope you can lean on your friends - even if they’re only online - and let the little things keep you going.
So call your representatives and pet your cats and dogs. Resist the evil and fill the bird feeders. Support your community but also drink your water and don’t skip too many meals.
January 26, 2026 at 4:04 PM
So call your representatives and pet your cats and dogs. Resist the evil and fill the bird feeders. Support your community but also drink your water and don’t skip too many meals.
We do what we can to manage the horrors, but everyday life still matters as well. It matters a lot.
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
We do what we can to manage the horrors, but everyday life still matters as well. It matters a lot.
Things are objectively terrible, but the birds are still hungry. We still need meals and time with friends and books and games and joy.
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Things are objectively terrible, but the birds are still hungry. We still need meals and time with friends and books and games and joy.
In the midst of a life-ruining event, she’s still trying to keep to her soothing routines. It’s incredibly poignant. And, naturally, I think of it every time I fill my bird feeder now.
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In the midst of a life-ruining event, she’s still trying to keep to her soothing routines. It’s incredibly poignant. And, naturally, I think of it every time I fill my bird feeder now.