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Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version)

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Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · Jul 6

I don’t know who needs to hear this but unless you are literally a WNBA franchise owner, you should be on the WNBA players’ side in CBA negotiations just like you’d be on labor’s side if they were sanitation workers or air traffic controllers.

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Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 2h

I don’t care what y’all say about cabbage, it’s bullshit that all those different cats are the same cat

Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 3h

I really don’t think now is the time for Patrick Mahomes to be casting aspersions on extracurricular activities with everything that’s being done to education funding smh

Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 4h

The boys are fightingggggggg

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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 7d

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

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Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 4h

I remembered the magnolia joke and made myself laugh a second time so y’all get to see it again too

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Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 2d

There are gonna be so many frogs at the No Kings rallies it’s gonna look like the end of Magnolia

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 4h

You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 14h

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 4h

“This is the story of the season for the Blue Jays…the pitching, and the dumper”

Well, he tried

Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 4h

Operation fuck the dodgers (and also the blue jays) is off to a promising start

Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 1d

All in on a Mariners-Brewers Fall Classic because fuck the dodgers and blue jays

Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 4h

Fuck my fat thumbs and autocorrect too

Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 4h

I probably shouldn’t have thought “Maddux and Glavine aren’t actively annoying my anymore but I hope they’re in there too” so you could both be worse

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

god i hope john smoltz is in the epstein files

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Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 4h

I really try not to think about it because it’s the kind of thing that you can just lose hours to being mad about. Like imagine if the Sparks were looking at a future of Cam Brink at the 4 and Dom at the 5. Now I wanna cry.

I could proofread before I post but it feels like cheating

Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 4h

About once a day I remember that the Sparks and Sky gave up the picks used on Dominique Malonga and Sonia Citron for one year each of Kelsey Plum and Ariel Atkins and it just stops me in my tracks

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Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 4h

This was entirely a result of me having the thought that pitcher/batter handedness isn’t all that different from Pokémon type btw. And baseball is clearly turn-based combat. It just makes sense!

Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 4h

Someone should make a turn-based RPG that is also baseball and Pokémon