Andy Tulin (Never Trust A Zebra Version)
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2009-24: CBS Sports research/producer | NYC Philly fan | Swiftie | Atheist Jew | Live 🎶 | cancer survivor | 🐈 guy | 🚽 mouth | unserious person | he/him
2009-24: CBS Sports research/producer | NYC Philly fan | Swiftie | Atheist Jew | Live 🎶 | cancer survivor | 🐈 guy | 🚽 mouth | unserious person | he/him
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but unless you are literally a WNBA franchise owner, you should be on the WNBA players’ side in CBA negotiations just like you’d be on labor’s side if they were sanitation workers or air traffic controllers.
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lawn gnome + freedom of expression = Threads
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
lawn gnome + freedom of expression = Threads
Midnight on the east coast. Maybe It will Happen today 🤞🏻
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Midnight on the east coast. Maybe It will Happen today 🤞🏻
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Funniest adult content tag in awhile
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Funniest adult content tag in awhile
Probably my ticket to see Geese last week. Also paid $0 to get my phone battery replaced last week and it feels like I got a whole new phone, but AppleCare costs more than a hundred bucks for the year so I don’t really think it counts.
What's the best thing you bought this year for under $100?
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Probably my ticket to see Geese last week. Also paid $0 to get my phone battery replaced last week and it feels like I got a whole new phone, but AppleCare costs more than a hundred bucks for the year so I don’t really think it counts.
“You’re telling me that 2000 was 25 years ago”
Well, the year is 2025. I know my mental math is better than most people’s but…
Well, the year is 2025. I know my mental math is better than most people’s but…
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“You’re telling me that 2000 was 25 years ago”
Well, the year is 2025. I know my mental math is better than most people’s but…
Well, the year is 2025. I know my mental math is better than most people’s but…
Duke is gonna be 3-6 by this time next week
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Duke is gonna be 3-6 by this time next week
Lauren Betts just used her injured left arm to dap up a teammate, therefore my expert medical diagnosis is that she will be fine despite missing tonight’s game. As always please do not even consider taking me seriously
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Lauren Betts just used her injured left arm to dap up a teammate, therefore my expert medical diagnosis is that she will be fine despite missing tonight’s game. As always please do not even consider taking me seriously
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Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
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Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
Did a drone write this?
Cheaper and easier to build than manned vehicles, and in some cases more effective, drones are a military planner's dream – and greatly reduce the risk of a pilot or operator being killed in action. https://cnn.it/48hCUNp
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Did a drone write this?
Jordan Lee, Madison Booker and Rori Harmon all played the whole game for Texas tonight and all played at least 39 minutes last night (Harmon played 40, Booker and Lee 39) in wins over two of the three teams ranked ahead of them. Stuff of legend tbh. #NCAAWBB
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Jordan Lee, Madison Booker and Rori Harmon all played the whole game for Texas tonight and all played at least 39 minutes last night (Harmon played 40, Booker and Lee 39) in wins over two of the three teams ranked ahead of them. Stuff of legend tbh. #NCAAWBB
No sport can suck the life out of the end of a great game like college basketball
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
No sport can suck the life out of the end of a great game like college basketball
Yup
In fairness to RM, Rori is a Real Goddamn Hooper
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Yup
Double-zero on double-zero crime!
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Double-zero on double-zero crime!
Ta’Niya Latson in 4 games against non-major-conf opponents: 21.3 ppg on 67% from the field
Previous 3 games against major-conference opponents: 12 points in each game, 46% from the field
Tonight: 6 points, 1-9 so far
Texas’ D is 🤌🏻 but she’s missed some good looks. Feels like she’s a bit sped up
Previous 3 games against major-conference opponents: 12 points in each game, 46% from the field
Tonight: 6 points, 1-9 so far
Texas’ D is 🤌🏻 but she’s missed some good looks. Feels like she’s a bit sped up
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ta’Niya Latson in 4 games against non-major-conf opponents: 21.3 ppg on 67% from the field
Previous 3 games against major-conference opponents: 12 points in each game, 46% from the field
Tonight: 6 points, 1-9 so far
Texas’ D is 🤌🏻 but she’s missed some good looks. Feels like she’s a bit sped up
Previous 3 games against major-conference opponents: 12 points in each game, 46% from the field
Tonight: 6 points, 1-9 so far
Texas’ D is 🤌🏻 but she’s missed some good looks. Feels like she’s a bit sped up
I have the world’s friendliest, least violent cat and I am certain she’d rip my whole ass to shreds
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I have the world’s friendliest, least violent cat and I am certain she’d rip my whole ass to shreds
Texas up 11-6 at that mark, that man is a treasure
Vic's jacket makes it to just the 6:33 mark of the 1st.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Texas up 11-6 at that mark, that man is a treasure
They’re paying that idiot 18 million dollars a year to say all that nonsense lol
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
They’re paying that idiot 18 million dollars a year to say all that nonsense lol
Cowboys with some 2024 Chiefs ass luck on this drive lol
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Cowboys with some 2024 Chiefs ass luck on this drive lol
Tony has talked himself from “it’s almost a regular season playoff game” to “every single play your season is on the line” throughout the course of this game
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tony has talked himself from “it’s almost a regular season playoff game” to “every single play your season is on the line” throughout the course of this game
Fuck that guy
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Fuck that guy
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Geese (most recent)
Hanson (at least 10 times, Bestie’s faves)
Taylor Swift (redacted number of times)
Coheed & Cambria (whenever they’re in NYC for 22 years and counting)
Shaggy ($5 on a beach in Negril on spring break in ~2008)
Geese (most recent)
Hanson (at least 10 times, Bestie’s faves)
Taylor Swift (redacted number of times)
Coheed & Cambria (whenever they’re in NYC for 22 years and counting)
Shaggy ($5 on a beach in Negril on spring break in ~2008)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts youve been to
Chevelle
Tool
A perfect circle
Blue october
Lady gaga
Chevelle
Tool
A perfect circle
Blue october
Lady gaga
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
faun
manowar
twilight force (they opened for sabaton but they STOLE THE FUCKING SHOW ngl)
ye banished privateers
castlefest
faun
manowar
twilight force (they opened for sabaton but they STOLE THE FUCKING SHOW ngl)
ye banished privateers
castlefest
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Geese (most recent)
Hanson (at least 10 times, Bestie’s faves)
Taylor Swift (redacted number of times)
Coheed & Cambria (whenever they’re in NYC for 22 years and counting)
Shaggy ($5 on a beach in Negril on spring break in ~2008)
Geese (most recent)
Hanson (at least 10 times, Bestie’s faves)
Taylor Swift (redacted number of times)
Coheed & Cambria (whenever they’re in NYC for 22 years and counting)
Shaggy ($5 on a beach in Negril on spring break in ~2008)