Andy Tulin (Never Trust A Zebra Version)
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2009-24: CBS Sports research/producer | NYC Philly fan | Swiftie | Atheist Jew | Live 🎶 | cancer survivor | 🐈 guy | 🚽 mouth | unserious person | he/him
2009-24: CBS Sports research/producer | NYC Philly fan | Swiftie | Atheist Jew | Live 🎶 | cancer survivor | 🐈 guy | 🚽 mouth | unserious person | he/him
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but unless you are literally a WNBA franchise owner, you should be on the WNBA players’ side in CBA negotiations just like you’d be on labor’s side if they were sanitation workers or air traffic controllers.
Double-zero on double-zero crime!
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Double-zero on double-zero crime!
Ta’Niya Latson in 4 games against non-major-conf opponents: 21.3 ppg on 67% from the field
Previous 3 games against major-conference opponents: 12 points in each game, 46% from the field
Tonight: 6 points, 1-9 so far
Texas’ D is 🤌🏻 but she’s missed some good looks. Feels like she’s a bit sped up
Previous 3 games against major-conference opponents: 12 points in each game, 46% from the field
Tonight: 6 points, 1-9 so far
Texas’ D is 🤌🏻 but she’s missed some good looks. Feels like she’s a bit sped up
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ta’Niya Latson in 4 games against non-major-conf opponents: 21.3 ppg on 67% from the field
Previous 3 games against major-conference opponents: 12 points in each game, 46% from the field
Tonight: 6 points, 1-9 so far
Texas’ D is 🤌🏻 but she’s missed some good looks. Feels like she’s a bit sped up
Previous 3 games against major-conference opponents: 12 points in each game, 46% from the field
Tonight: 6 points, 1-9 so far
Texas’ D is 🤌🏻 but she’s missed some good looks. Feels like she’s a bit sped up
I have the world’s friendliest, least violent cat and I am certain she’d rip my whole ass to shreds
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I have the world’s friendliest, least violent cat and I am certain she’d rip my whole ass to shreds
Texas up 11-6 at that mark, that man is a treasure
Vic's jacket makes it to just the 6:33 mark of the 1st.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Texas up 11-6 at that mark, that man is a treasure
They’re paying that idiot 18 million dollars a year to say all that nonsense lol
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
They’re paying that idiot 18 million dollars a year to say all that nonsense lol
Cowboys with some 2024 Chiefs ass luck on this drive lol
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Cowboys with some 2024 Chiefs ass luck on this drive lol
Tony has talked himself from “it’s almost a regular season playoff game” to “every single play your season is on the line” throughout the course of this game
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tony has talked himself from “it’s almost a regular season playoff game” to “every single play your season is on the line” throughout the course of this game
Fuck that guy
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Fuck that guy
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Geese (most recent)
Hanson (at least 10 times, Bestie’s faves)
Taylor Swift (redacted number of times)
Coheed & Cambria (whenever they’re in NYC for 22 years and counting)
Shaggy ($5 on a beach in Negril on spring break in ~2008)
Geese (most recent)
Hanson (at least 10 times, Bestie’s faves)
Taylor Swift (redacted number of times)
Coheed & Cambria (whenever they’re in NYC for 22 years and counting)
Shaggy ($5 on a beach in Negril on spring break in ~2008)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts youve been to
Chevelle
Tool
A perfect circle
Blue october
Lady gaga
Chevelle
Tool
A perfect circle
Blue october
Lady gaga
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
faun
manowar
twilight force (they opened for sabaton but they STOLE THE FUCKING SHOW ngl)
ye banished privateers
castlefest
faun
manowar
twilight force (they opened for sabaton but they STOLE THE FUCKING SHOW ngl)
ye banished privateers
castlefest
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Geese (most recent)
Hanson (at least 10 times, Bestie’s faves)
Taylor Swift (redacted number of times)
Coheed & Cambria (whenever they’re in NYC for 22 years and counting)
Shaggy ($5 on a beach in Negril on spring break in ~2008)
Geese (most recent)
Hanson (at least 10 times, Bestie’s faves)
Taylor Swift (redacted number of times)
Coheed & Cambria (whenever they’re in NYC for 22 years and counting)
Shaggy ($5 on a beach in Negril on spring break in ~2008)
I found a song I like less than seven nation army
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I found a song I like less than seven nation army
“Coach what do you need to do to get off the field on 3rd down?”
“That’s right Tracy, we do need to get off the field on 3rd down.”
“Thanks Coach, good luck in the second half.”
Just stop with the in-game interviews
“That’s right Tracy, we do need to get off the field on 3rd down.”
“Thanks Coach, good luck in the second half.”
Just stop with the in-game interviews
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Coach what do you need to do to get off the field on 3rd down?”
“That’s right Tracy, we do need to get off the field on 3rd down.”
“Thanks Coach, good luck in the second half.”
Just stop with the in-game interviews
“That’s right Tracy, we do need to get off the field on 3rd down.”
“Thanks Coach, good luck in the second half.”
Just stop with the in-game interviews
The Dallas Cowboys have had a lot more success at selling food in the last 30 years than they have at contending for championships
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The Dallas Cowboys have had a lot more success at selling food in the last 30 years than they have at contending for championships
“If you’re not excited about this game you don’t love football”
Ngl I didn’t even know who the cowboys were playing till 10 minutes ago and I am quite certain I love football, Tony
Ngl I didn’t even know who the cowboys were playing till 10 minutes ago and I am quite certain I love football, Tony
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“If you’re not excited about this game you don’t love football”
Ngl I didn’t even know who the cowboys were playing till 10 minutes ago and I am quite certain I love football, Tony
Ngl I didn’t even know who the cowboys were playing till 10 minutes ago and I am quite certain I love football, Tony
I’m sorry is a cowboys cheerleader doubling as the ASL interpreter??? That’s the best justification I’ve ever seen for the cowboys existing
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m sorry is a cowboys cheerleader doubling as the ASL interpreter??? That’s the best justification I’ve ever seen for the cowboys existing
My cats and I have an understanding that anything they can reach is theirs and I can go fuck myself if I don’t like it
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My cats and I have an understanding that anything they can reach is theirs and I can go fuck myself if I don’t like it
One of y’all better be up late skeeting through Sidelined 2: Intercepted on Tubi tonight
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One of y’all better be up late skeeting through Sidelined 2: Intercepted on Tubi tonight
I’m not quite old enough to remember Payton or anyone prior, but Barry is the best RB I’ve seen. Emmitt is not second.
Barry Sanders was better than Emmitt Smith.
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m not quite old enough to remember Payton or anyone prior, but Barry is the best RB I’ve seen. Emmitt is not second.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world the Lions weren’t still the Lions
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world the Lions weren’t still the Lions
The bird looks shitty too
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The bird looks shitty too
Seven Nation Army sucks and should be banned from sporting events
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Seven Nation Army sucks and should be banned from sporting events
Goff not even flinching at the snap in the wildcat lmao
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Goff not even flinching at the snap in the wildcat lmao
“Not a bad play call,” says Tom Brady after the trick play gets immediately diagnosed and blown up for a loss. What, exactly, constitutes a bad play call?
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“Not a bad play call,” says Tom Brady after the trick play gets immediately diagnosed and blown up for a loss. What, exactly, constitutes a bad play call?
You gotta hand it to South Carolina and Texas #NCAAWBB for finding a very roundabout way of celebrating the 20th anniversary of the last time they were together on Thanksgiving.
Newsletter’s paywalled, but I’ll post some more highlights ahead of their fifth matchup in 11 months this evening
Newsletter’s paywalled, but I’ll post some more highlights ahead of their fifth matchup in 11 months this evening
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You gotta hand it to South Carolina and Texas #NCAAWBB for finding a very roundabout way of celebrating the 20th anniversary of the last time they were together on Thanksgiving.
Newsletter’s paywalled, but I’ll post some more highlights ahead of their fifth matchup in 11 months this evening
Newsletter’s paywalled, but I’ll post some more highlights ahead of their fifth matchup in 11 months this evening
Reposted by Andy Tulin (Never Trust A Zebra Version)
Among other travesties in this statement, National Guard soldiers are not "law enforcement"
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Among other travesties in this statement, National Guard soldiers are not "law enforcement"