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2009-24: CBS Sports research/producer | NYC Philly fan | Swiftie | Atheist Jew | Live 🎶 | cancer survivor | 🐈 guy | 🚽 mouth | unserious person | he/him
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but unless you are literally a WNBA franchise owner, you should be on the WNBA players’ side in CBA negotiations just like you’d be on labor’s side if they were sanitation workers or air traffic controllers.
The federal government is the governments of 10-15 smaller countries in a trench coat pretending to be one giant country but they all have completely different problems, goals and populations and thus shamble around like the most self-righteous Frankenstein imaginable jockeying for control
More and more convinced that the federal government was a mistake. Every 4 years, some suburban voters in Pennsylvania decide whether or not this guy is allowed to terrorize and torture people in Chicago because he feels like it. And Congressional Dems and Senators will never completely end ICE
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Don’t care gimme that glizzy before anyone puts anything else on it
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 27m
High intake of ultraprocessed foods is associated with a higher risk of colorectal tumors that often lead to cancer, a new study has found. https://cnn.it/4nYn6VQ
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I don’t think this the time for “yeah young girls are hot but you can’t talk about it” taeks

Not that there’s ever a time for them. Maybe just be less disgusting and self centered idk
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You can tell he’s terrified because he managed to shut the fuck up for once
Trump ignores questions on Epstein as he walks out of the room
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Is…is this not everyone? 🤷🏻‍♂️
everyone has that one homie who's brain doesn't work unless there's a show on in the background
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Join us TODAY to talk abt what’s next, w/ electeds, union organizers, & more!
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November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I’m not a big sign tapping guy but it does seem some people are somehow still struggling to figure out what the NYT’s whole deal is
At this point if you still see the NYT as anything other than sympathetic to the fascist project it says more about you than the NYT
I count 49 news headlines on the NYT mobile app home page right now, not including opinion, sports or cooking. None of them are about the massive protests yesterday.
July 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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This is a newspaper that published numerous stories about a 17 year old from Uganda checking a box on a college form that said “African American”
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Cameras were supposed to make smart TVs more fun” said no one, ever
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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If you say things on TV like "Raping an 8yo is worse than raping a 15yo" you should be launched into a volcano
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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if your exclusive sexual preference is "as close to pedophilia as I can get without breaking the law," you're just a pedophile.
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fully paywalled today but here’s a sneak peek! UCLA’s got a chance to make some program history with two top-15 wins in November for the first time. They could have as many as five by the time December rolls around.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Cable was never perfect, but it was always a thousand times better than this. Another thing we’ve been forced to accept is watching everything on a 45-60 second delay from live action instead of 5-10. Wanna track stats while streaming a game? You’re watching the box score 3 plays ahead.
The loss of channels having numbers means the art of channel flipping is dying.

Yes we get smaller remotes, but we also get more ads and are conditioned to accept carriage disputes and price hikes in the streaming era.

awfulannouncing.com/youtube/tv-s...
'What channel is that on?' How YouTube TV and others are rewiring us for more ads, less choice
YouTube TV's channel guide doesn't include channel numbers, and the Disney dispute has made it pretty clear why that is now.
awfulannouncing.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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For every surveillance state to function, there must be a critical mass of people who willingly act as snitches to further the regime's ideology.

I lived through this firsthand, money isn't the motivating factor for these people, it's the satisfaction of seeing people they hate suffer
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If they’re selling something called the Tesla Power…wall? and you buy it and it kills you…that is natural selection at work.
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Lmfao the Nadler seat is shaping up to be a race between JFK’s grandnepobaby and Kellyanne Conway’s failhusband. Just an utterly unserious country.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2h
George Conway, a prominent lawyer and critic of President Donald Trump, is actively considering running for Congress from New York City, a source familiar with the matter tells CNN. https://cnn.it/4nXxkpx
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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you could put it like that or you could put it like this: Billionaire Financier And Convicted Pedophile Says He "Gave" Woman To President Of The United States
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There is indeed a difference between a 15-year old and a five-year old. There’s also a difference between a 15-year old and an adult, which is why the word “adolescence” exists. If you want to fuck people who are not yet adults, you are a pedophile. Hope this helps!
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Republicans enabling child sex predators: haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Republicans when child sex predators get exposed: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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No Country for Young Women
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Chat if I ever get so addicted to engagement that I turn the exposure of people who engaged in and enabled child sex trafficking into a prompt tweet, please fucking kill me
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
No
As of right now, who do you think should win Offensive Player of the Year in the NFL:

Jaxon Smith-Njigba or Jonathan Taylor?
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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good lord, what are people going to do? that's so outrageous i don't even have words for it. that's just an utterly impossible situation

www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Families of Black homicide victims in the United States are more likely than any other group to seek financial assistance through state victim compensation programs — and they are the most likely to be denied, according to a new study. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/11/13/r...
Black homicide victims’ families most likely to be denied compensation • Ohio Capital Journal
Families of Black homicide victims in the United States are more likely than any other group to seek financial assistance through state victim compensation programs — and they are the most likely to…
ohiocapitaljournal.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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so uhhhhh is anyone going to do anything about the epidemic of drivers just blasting through red lights these days? @timdonnelly.com investigates: nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...
Society broke down and all, but you really still need to stop at red lights
I can't believe we need to explain this one, but it seems that we really do
nygroove.nyc
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM