Of the five pals he mentions, the *least evil* one might be O.J. Simpson.

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

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Timelapse of Europa & Io orbiting Jupiter, captured by the Cassini space probe ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

for the love of all that is holy WHY CAN YOU NOT DESCRIBE THE PLAIN REALITY OF THE VIDEO

Obama sharing a video of himself wearing a crown and flying a King Obama jet that dumped shit all over Americans would have been the only thing the news networks talked about for weeks.

Meanwhile, Trump doing that very thing couldn't even warrant a discussion on the Sunday shows today.

ill start a gofundme for any reporter that seriously asks mike johnson “trump posted a video of what appears to be a diarrhea plane. can you confirm that the united states air force is developing a diarrhea plane?“

Y’all, please stop reposting the AI images from yesterday. (Yes, I’m talking about the one Kara Swisher, among many others who should know better, posted.) There are so many FABULOUS real ones, we don’t need fakes to make yesterday look good.

Plz and thx. ❤️‍🩹

We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.

seems that RFK is clearing the path for his CDC to do tuskegee syphillis experiments as a matter of course. in other news, RFK is a genuine monster who relishes in the pain and suffering of those he feels he has control or dominion over

RFK is undoing human subjects protections so he can conduct placebo trials of vaccines. That means infecting people knowingly. I wonder who will “volunteer” for these trials? If history is any guide, a lot of incarcerated and other powerless people.

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Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?

You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?

Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?

Here it is. Trump's Gaza cease-fire deal just went up in flames.

Reported just 12 minutes ago.

Israel not only has suspended aid into Gaza but has launched a massive wave of attacks.

Time Magazine is going to have to come up with a new cover of Trump.

Remind me, @leedoesstuff.bsky.social , you had a whole set of instructions for moving from Spotify to Tidal, yes?

Spotify’s founder, Daniel Ek, is another techno-fascist billionaire.

He’s invested in AI that specializes in war, surveillance and violence, so it’s no surprise he’s fine with running ICE ads on Spotify.

If you haven’t already, cancel your Spotify subscriptions. Let’s make them feel like Disney+.

Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed.

THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!

I need to make a green hat later, but I could only manage eyeballs in time for today. 👀

Just Minnesota things

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Also, please enjoy this new song while you knit your own. 😏🐸👀

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Stayed up way too late last night to finish 🐸👀 for the fam’s #nokings needs. Our event is later this eve, so maybe I’ll have time for a nap? 😆

Before that, tho, we attach ‘em to some headwear and add some sparkle. 🤩

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