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My specialization is databases, not social media. Subject of His Majesty's Glorious Kingdom of Brexitania
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Vultures cool themselves down by urinating on their own feet. Big Cat intern Geoff did the same thing when he began cleaning what he thought was an empty cage.
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I'm reading a book about massive balloons but it's very overblown
I'm reading a book about raw foods but I'm having trouble digesting it
I’m reading a book about lubricants but I’m having trouble grasping it.
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Good 🧵 on cars here.
By every metric, the industry is in deep trouble — and none of it has anything to do with future emission rules or an engine ban a decade away.

In fact, the future of cars is electric - not because of Brussels regulation, but because EVs will soon be much cheaper to make and run.
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a) this is a wonderful story
b) it does, though, surely invite the question of what IS an amateur's drink? Babycham? A light Riesling?
Did you know, it’s 30 years to the day since the Financial Times killed one of Britain’s finest poets? They didn’t mean to. It’s just that Gavin Ewart was 79, and – according to legend – the day before they’d bought him a lunch that involved enough booze to fell an ox 🧵
This would just result in nothing fitting, but in exactly the same way
Happy birthday to a member of the band that taught us how to pronounce Mbps
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they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
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"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”

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Petition requesting the DfE cancel it's plan to save a very small amount of money by withdrawing support for the #InternationalBaccalaureate c.org/DXcVyVG9zC
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It's becoming apparent that today is an exceptionally good day for screaming into the void
Story of my life!
"I'm a grown man what the hell am I doing" incredibly relatable
Although he shows classic signs of inbreeding, I assumed he was a cousin
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You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)
Is this related to men thinking with their dicks?
Me [to the tune of Toot Sweets from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang whilst pouring the chicken grease down the sink]:
Fat-Berg! Fat-berg!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Fatberg' weighing 100 tonnes removed from London sewer
The removal of the
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labour are like a referee who booked someone in the first five minutes for a 50/50 challenge and the game is now spiralling out of control and they’ve sent off over four hundred players
Over 400 arrests of protesters in London thanks to the government’s refusal to admit that their decision to proscribe Palestine Action as a terrorist group has been a disaster

The Labour gov has so far arrested well over 1,000 people for holding up signs

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
Police make more than 440 arrests at Palestine Action protest in London
Officers arrest activists at silent vigil in support of banned organisation, as demos go ahead despite PM’s pleas
www.theguardian.com
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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IMPROVISED OWL PHYSIO
Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵