Jamie Douglass
@jamesldouglass.bsky.social
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PR chap, martial arts enthusiast, oenophile, occasional musician & fanatical book-lover. Tweed and corduroy are the original performance fabrics
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jamesldouglass.bsky.social
EM Forster called and he's VERY CROSS
social-hell.uk
I don't know if it's "unhinged" but the story is key. It matters more than anything else.

Beautiful prose is meaningless if it travels nowhere, or worse, is boring.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
The invention of the wireless vastly improved the novel, the invention of television ditto.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
I HATED Tess - still do, the novel AND the character - but came to appreciate Mayor of Casterbridge a bit later in life.
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
sometimes do this with the working day. For example in 1653 Cromwell dissolved the rump parliament.

Sadly, owing to the way hours work, I never get to see the restoration, which is my favourite bit of the c.17th
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danmckee.bsky.social
“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
literally only came on to say "Eric Bristow's only 27"
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
if you want to see TDAFOTMRE in play form, it's on at the National right now and it's called The Bacchae and yes I'm still annoyed about it
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
It's probably my second favourite interaction featuring Littlejohn.

My favourite is when he invited Michael Winner onto his show assuming he would be a reactionary conservative about lesbians having families and Winner went completely the other way
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
without even looking, I'm going to assume this is the one that contains the joyous line "why, does it turn into Tolstoy on page 201?"
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
I'm sure they're great. I've just heard that particular song one time too many. Not helped by the popularity of the Mark Ronson version
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dsquareddigest.bsky.social
You will absolutely never guess what the context is for this rather ominous passage

www.thenational.scot/news/2553640...
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
Casu Martzu.

Requiem For A Dream. Not necessarily bad, just gave me instant depression, felt physically, like a pang of earache

Valerie by The Zutons.
rich-bryant.uk
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Crustaceans, I’m allergic

Captain America- Brave New World. It just really doesn’t work at all.

It’s Oh So Quiet by Bjørk. Hideous fever nightmare material.
mrtrellis.bsky.social
Baked beans. They look and smell and taste disgusting.

The Matrix. Load of condescending bollocks.

Bohemian Rhapsody. Or anything by those twats for that matter.
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
my range of regional accents definitely improved once bedtime stories got more interesting. The most difficult is when you have already allocated a character, say, light Scottish, and another character comes in who actually IS Scottish, and now you're trying to do eg Morningside vs Ayrshire
tomewing.bsky.social
This (fascinating) audiobook thread reminding me of the hardest choices you have to make as a parent, “how many characters in this book are getting funny voices?” b/w “can I actually do the accent I am attempting?”
stephenkb.bsky.social
“May your favourite authors get big enough that their audiobooks get a cast of more than one actor.” - ancient Cockney curse.
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
"Jury service model"

You have to admit, it is very on brand to force people to come to the conference and debate motions, whether they want to or not....
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
Oh, I also enjoy the special pleading on both sides

"For too long, people have been shut out of our political system."

*Reform polls at 34%*

"NOT THOSE PEOPLE"
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
"Unapproved version went out"
queenoliviaiii.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
zaichishka.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Translate 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu'”.
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
your reminder that not only is this not obscene, but has been proven to be not obscene in court (Professor James Kinsley in Seale, 1977)
cinemashoebox.bsky.social
god i love when the NYT writes about britain
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
I have a very half-formed theory that getting fit *for the sake of getting fit* always trends culty because there is no actual purpose to it, so you get stuck in a doom loop of "just getting fitter"
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
Exactly this! Genuinely thought it might just be me
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
I have an intrusive part of my brain that automatically thinks of the *most inappropriate possible* thing to say in nearly all circumstances. Occasionally so much so that I do a full flinch, like a tic
jamesldouglass.bsky.social
I have literally no idea why you like the books about a massive former squaddie from the west country who is intensely cynical and turns out to be right about everything. No. Not a scoob.