Alex Wolinetz
@alexwolinetz.com
anagram for Externalized Iowan | he/him | co-host of @andorkspod.com
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statler is catholic, Kermit is Protestant, Miss Piggy is more Jewish than the lot of them
Muppets who are Jewish: Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Animal, Statler and Waldorf
Muppets who are not Jewish: Sam Eagle, The Swedish Chef, Rizzo the Rat
Muppets that my wife and I don't agree on: Miss Piggy (she thinks Jewish, I think WASP)
Muppets who are not Jewish: Sam Eagle, The Swedish Chef, Rizzo the Rat
Muppets that my wife and I don't agree on: Miss Piggy (she thinks Jewish, I think WASP)
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 AM
statler is catholic, Kermit is Protestant, Miss Piggy is more Jewish than the lot of them
new episode of the muppet show… gonzo is screaming “Olympia Dukakis” in horror….
Chewie, we’re home
Chewie, we’re home
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
new episode of the muppet show… gonzo is screaming “Olympia Dukakis” in horror….
Chewie, we’re home
Chewie, we’re home
Where I'm at right now on the "is the 1926 Austrian novela ‘Traumnovelle’ about Jeffrey Epstein?" question is that I'm no longer sure if the novela even makes sense if it is not about him
Where I'm at right now on the "is EYES WIDE SHUT about Jeffrey Epstein?" question is that I'm no longer sure if the movie even makes sense if it is not about him
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Where I'm at right now on the "is the 1926 Austrian novela ‘Traumnovelle’ about Jeffrey Epstein?" question is that I'm no longer sure if the novela even makes sense if it is not about him
I’ve been complaining about this for a decade, but my wasted teenage years on 4chan should not have been validated in my 30s as “crucial political insight”
"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I’ve been complaining about this for a decade, but my wasted teenage years on 4chan should not have been validated in my 30s as “crucial political insight”
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Epstein is like pervert forest gump.
Nearly missed this one but Epstein was sending SOMEONE to the Yuri board back in fucking 2011. That's when MY ass was active on site. This is insane to think about.
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Epstein is like pervert forest gump.
I’m sorry costume department on ROOFMAN but Toys R Us was not selling Naruto sweaters in 2004
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I’m sorry costume department on ROOFMAN but Toys R Us was not selling Naruto sweaters in 2004
real taft hartley heads getting demolished in the group chats
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 AM
real taft hartley heads getting demolished in the group chats
ultimately a big mistake
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 AM
ultimately a big mistake
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Everyone is making fun of this but I hope I look that good when I'm Fran Lebowitz's age
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Everyone is making fun of this but I hope I look that good when I'm Fran Lebowitz's age
this is indeed a very silly episode if you need a momentary break from hell
and if you’ve never seen Andor, well, neither had Spencer, so you’re in good company
and if you’ve never seen Andor, well, neither had Spencer, so you’re in good company
CLARENCE writer and voice actor @srothbell.com visits Andorks this week to begin our coverage of Episode 6 “The Axe Forgets”!
Listen and subscribe at andorkspod.com to find out what happens to the guy from The Bear, Rizzler the Hutt, Mon Mothman, and hear our bad Christopher Walken impressions.
Listen and subscribe at andorkspod.com to find out what happens to the guy from The Bear, Rizzler the Hutt, Mon Mothman, and hear our bad Christopher Walken impressions.
January 25, 2026 at 9:09 PM
this is indeed a very silly episode if you need a momentary break from hell
and if you’ve never seen Andor, well, neither had Spencer, so you’re in good company
and if you’ve never seen Andor, well, neither had Spencer, so you’re in good company
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"Boo hoo," one agent said after he and a gang of colleagues murdered 37-year-old Alex Pretti, who died trying to help a woman who was being assaulted.
A sobering piece from @lebassett.bsky.social
www.laura-bassett.com/p/ice-execut...
A sobering piece from @lebassett.bsky.social
www.laura-bassett.com/p/ice-execut...
ICE executes ICU nurse in broad daylight
"Boo hoo," one agent said after he and a gang of colleagues murdered 37-year-old Alex Pretti, who died trying to help a woman who was being assaulted.
www.laura-bassett.com
January 24, 2026 at 9:26 PM
"Boo hoo," one agent said after he and a gang of colleagues murdered 37-year-old Alex Pretti, who died trying to help a woman who was being assaulted.
A sobering piece from @lebassett.bsky.social
www.laura-bassett.com/p/ice-execut...
A sobering piece from @lebassett.bsky.social
www.laura-bassett.com/p/ice-execut...
wait this isn't Matthew Rhys?
Lol half the revenue of OpenAI and 1/28th the infrastructure commitment - hard not to conclude OpenAI and everyone relying on their CapEx is kind of boned: www.cnbc.com/2025/11/12/a...
Anthropic to spend $50 billion on U.S. AI infrastructure, starting with Texas, New York data centers
Anthropic rival OpenAI has secured more than $1.4 trillion worth of deals with Nvidia, Broadcom, Oracle and the major cloud providers.
www.cnbc.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
wait this isn't Matthew Rhys?
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it’s just so crazy to see it happen in real time
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
it’s just so crazy to see it happen in real time
😈
LA socialists plot yet another wealth tax, target ‘overpaid CEOs’ with launch party outside Musk’s Tesla Diner
LA socialists plot yet another wealth tax, target ‘overpaid CEOs’ with launch party outside Musk’s Tesla Diner
"To anyone who's been watching long enough, this is how a billionaire tax becomes a millionaire tax … then a tax on everyone else,'' a local business leader warned.
nypost.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
😈
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The kickoff event for the Overpaid CEO Tax initiative was at the Tesla Diner, of course 😉
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The kickoff event for the Overpaid CEO Tax initiative was at the Tesla Diner, of course 😉
is it "how did you get my email on your listserv"
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
is it "how did you get my email on your listserv"
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600+ people still showed up for Legal Observers training in Minneapolis tonight.
In addition to those currently on patrol. This minute.
While the vigil is happening in South Mpls.
In addition to those currently on patrol. This minute.
While the vigil is happening in South Mpls.
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
600+ people still showed up for Legal Observers training in Minneapolis tonight.
In addition to those currently on patrol. This minute.
While the vigil is happening in South Mpls.
In addition to those currently on patrol. This minute.
While the vigil is happening in South Mpls.
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They did it. Those bastards. They finally did it.
![Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lljbxysrlh6d2f6nahgqkcoc/bafkreifelxjon3jc2rly6jo3lbskn7owv2h2lia4muwn6w2xzw4t5v747a@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
They did it. Those bastards. They finally did it.
the fail whale is old enough to go to college
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
the fail whale is old enough to go to college
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Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
return to traaaaaaaadition, tradition
instead of meaning being evil, social conservatism should mean goofy shit like "i want to bring back Bagel Bakers Local 338, we need to return to when union labor held a cartel over hand-crafted bagels in New York City"
January 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
return to traaaaaaaadition, tradition
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It only took us 18 episodes, but it's time to MEET MON.
This week we're joined by @slashfilm.bsky.social writer @devinm626.bsky.social to chat Rebel infighting, abolishing billionaires, the easter eggs at Luthen’s Galactic Antiquities and Objects of Interest, and more!
Listen at andorkspod.com!
This week we're joined by @slashfilm.bsky.social writer @devinm626.bsky.social to chat Rebel infighting, abolishing billionaires, the easter eggs at Luthen’s Galactic Antiquities and Objects of Interest, and more!
Listen at andorkspod.com!
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
It only took us 18 episodes, but it's time to MEET MON.
This week we're joined by @slashfilm.bsky.social writer @devinm626.bsky.social to chat Rebel infighting, abolishing billionaires, the easter eggs at Luthen’s Galactic Antiquities and Objects of Interest, and more!
Listen at andorkspod.com!
This week we're joined by @slashfilm.bsky.social writer @devinm626.bsky.social to chat Rebel infighting, abolishing billionaires, the easter eggs at Luthen’s Galactic Antiquities and Objects of Interest, and more!
Listen at andorkspod.com!
calling him a spineless coward is disrespectful to the brave skeletons of the Fleischer cartoons who remove their spines to play beautiful music
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
calling him a spineless coward is disrespectful to the brave skeletons of the Fleischer cartoons who remove their spines to play beautiful music