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"COVID and Cambria" at the other place. I swear, you guys make me sign up for 13, 14 more social media sites, I'm out of here!
📝Musician
🎸Writer
"COVID and Cambria" at the other place. I swear, you guys make me sign up for 13, 14 more social media sites, I'm out of here!
Also: we should ALL have a healthy fear of goblins
I hate this post every time I see it. From having Kirby co create Spider Man to the “uhh were you high???” aspect of it. Bottom 1000 posts (non racist division)
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Also: we should ALL have a healthy fear of goblins
I'd write it knowing we'd cut it on the day #scriptsky
Hats off to Zootopia 2 for not making an “uncultured swine” joke. I wouldn’t have the discipline to not make that joke.
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'd write it knowing we'd cut it on the day #scriptsky
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With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
tfw your cerebrum is a scrotum
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
tfw your cerebrum is a scrotum
System of a Down is consisted dad music now
System of a Down is consisted dad music now, and that's true, correct, and good. Time marches on inexorably, and makes dad music of it all.
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
System of a Down is consisted dad music now
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I’m dumbstruck by news of the death of Tom Stoppard—maybe because he hoarded all the words and knew how to use them better than just about anyone. I hope we savor his spectacular wit and erudition and argue about the politics of his plays forever. He was monumental, and also a kind and curious man.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m dumbstruck by news of the death of Tom Stoppard—maybe because he hoarded all the words and knew how to use them better than just about anyone. I hope we savor his spectacular wit and erudition and argue about the politics of his plays forever. He was monumental, and also a kind and curious man.
Reminder: Ben Shapiro is a failed screenwriter. #scriptsky
“If you can’t win on the field you can always play quarterback for the culture war”
aka The Failing at Life-to-MAGA Influencer” pipeline LOL
aka The Failing at Life-to-MAGA Influencer” pipeline LOL
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Reminder: Ben Shapiro is a failed screenwriter. #scriptsky
This was something I appreciated about DEATH BY LIGHTNING. That thing would have been unwieldy as hell at 8 episodes. Four worked. Five maybe could have worked, but that's it.
in general, i kind of think the current 8 episode season format blows. it doesn’t give you the opportunity to sit with anything, or play with a one-off thing, or anything without it coming at the expense of precious story beat time
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This was something I appreciated about DEATH BY LIGHTNING. That thing would have been unwieldy as hell at 8 episodes. Four worked. Five maybe could have worked, but that's it.
This is why SLOW HORSES is a cut above. Six episodes. Every fall.
i don’t *really* care if we get 25 episodes seasons back, but i would REALLY just like to see any fucking consistency in release schedules and SOME SORT of standard length.
i am tired of trying to get a read on a show and not knowing how many episodes it even is to know if a slow burn is worth it
i am tired of trying to get a read on a show and not knowing how many episodes it even is to know if a slow burn is worth it
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
This is why SLOW HORSES is a cut above. Six episodes. Every fall.
vaxxed?
i cant believe its been almost 3 years since we lost our beautiful "Diamond"! Damn her big and precious HEART for giving out!
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
vaxxed?
The Assassination of James Garfield by the Nutcase Charles Guiteau
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The Assassination of James Garfield by the Nutcase Charles Guiteau
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guess again!
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
guess again!
Eric makes a great point. When I log onto a social media website, I only want to see posts about things literally everyone does. Breathing. Shitting. Eating—but only in the most general terms, obviously.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Eric makes a great point. When I log onto a social media website, I only want to see posts about things literally everyone does. Breathing. Shitting. Eating—but only in the most general terms, obviously.
mf who is "we"?
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
mf who is "we"?
This is a reminder to toss those old Halloween pumpkins
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This is a reminder to toss those old Halloween pumpkins
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Who needs apple pie when there’s apple crumble with custard?
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Who needs apple pie when there’s apple crumble with custard?
As someone who prefers GLASS ONION to KNIVES OUT, I can get behind this. Regardless, I still believe that Blanc, the character, is doing a voice the whole time.
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
As someone who prefers GLASS ONION to KNIVES OUT, I can get behind this. Regardless, I still believe that Blanc, the character, is doing a voice the whole time.
Look, no celebrity is perfect. And it's so easy for words to get taken out of context. What are we, as a society, without second chances?
Cassie will have an OnlyFans account in ‘Euphoria' S3
(via Omelete)
(via Omelete)
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Look, no celebrity is perfect. And it's so easy for words to get taken out of context. What are we, as a society, without second chances?
Promising your show won't end "like GAME OF THRONES" in the marketing is hilarious
Details on the final season of 'Stranger Things' 💥
Vol 1 premieres November 26
Vol 1 premieres November 26
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Promising your show won't end "like GAME OF THRONES" in the marketing is hilarious
Guy who didn't give a shit about the final season of STRANGER THINGS until he found out it cost $400,000,000
Details on the final season of 'Stranger Things' 💥
Vol 1 premieres November 26
Vol 1 premieres November 26
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Guy who didn't give a shit about the final season of STRANGER THINGS until he found out it cost $400,000,000
"Republicans are weird" was good line of attack. And folks like Nancy Mace have done everything in their power to prove it 100% correct. But the Dems? They'd rather trust the losing knowledge of consultants.
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Republicans are weird" was good line of attack. And folks like Nancy Mace have done everything in their power to prove it 100% correct. But the Dems? They'd rather trust the losing knowledge of consultants.