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💦🚃The Midnight Skeet Train🚃💦
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"COVID and Cambria" at the other place. I swear, you guys make me sign up for 13, 14 more social media sites, I'm out of here!
Reminder: Ben Shapiro is a failed screenwriter. #scriptsky
“If you can’t win on the field you can always play quarterback for the culture war”

aka The Failing at Life-to-MAGA Influencer” pipeline LOL
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This was something I appreciated about DEATH BY LIGHTNING. That thing would have been unwieldy as hell at 8 episodes. Four worked. Five maybe could have worked, but that's it.
in general, i kind of think the current 8 episode season format blows. it doesn’t give you the opportunity to sit with anything, or play with a one-off thing, or anything without it coming at the expense of precious story beat time
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This is why SLOW HORSES is a cut above. Six episodes. Every fall.
i don’t *really* care if we get 25 episodes seasons back, but i would REALLY just like to see any fucking consistency in release schedules and SOME SORT of standard length.

i am tired of trying to get a read on a show and not knowing how many episodes it even is to know if a slow burn is worth it
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
vaxxed?
i cant believe its been almost 3 years since we lost our beautiful "Diamond"! Damn her big and precious HEART for giving out!
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Assassination of James Garfield by the Nutcase Charles Guiteau
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
guess again!
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Eric makes a great point. When I log onto a social media website, I only want to see posts about things literally everyone does. Breathing. Shitting. Eating—but only in the most general terms, obviously.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
mf who is "we"?
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is a reminder to toss those old Halloween pumpkins
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Who needs apple pie when there’s apple crumble with custard?
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
As someone who prefers GLASS ONION to KNIVES OUT, I can get behind this. Regardless, I still believe that Blanc, the character, is doing a voice the whole time.
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Look, no celebrity is perfect. And it's so easy for words to get taken out of context. What are we, as a society, without second chances?
Cassie will have an OnlyFans account in ‘Euphoria' S3

(via Omelete)
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Promising your show won't end "like GAME OF THRONES" in the marketing is hilarious
Details on the final season of 'Stranger Things' 💥

Vol 1 premieres November 26
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Guy who didn't give a shit about the final season of STRANGER THINGS until he found out it cost $400,000,000
Details on the final season of 'Stranger Things' 💥

Vol 1 premieres November 26
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Republicans are weird" was good line of attack. And folks like Nancy Mace have done everything in their power to prove it 100% correct. But the Dems? They'd rather trust the losing knowledge of consultants.
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I would flip REVENGE OF THE SITH and PHANTOM MENACE. Not sure where I stand re: ROGUE ONE these days; it gave us ANDOR, which is worth a lot. Haven't seen SOLO.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If we're talking regular OG Twizzlers, then we can let those go
One candy brand gotta go…
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I speak the gospel, hostile
Tony doing time for what he did to nostrils
Paranoid mind, I'm still under the watchful
Eye of the law, aspire for more
Them kilos came, we gave you Bobby Brown jaw
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
His influence
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
mental illness
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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still love this one youtu.be/Lp9vupuAGRU
Crown On the Ground
YouTube video by Sleigh Bells - Topic
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM