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Nick Coffman

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · Jul 2

Anyone want to help out a downtrodden multi-trillion-dollar company?

Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · Jul 2

For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company

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For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company

I am looking for a new home for my 2001 MJOLNIR Mark V Assault Armor (or as you normies call it, Spartan Armor). This set…

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 12h

God damn it, I walked right into that.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 12h

There’s too many to pick from.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 12h

The hater I aspire to be.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 12h

I know exactly who robbed the Louvre.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 12h

I love Frankie and Jorhnny

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 19h

Got a bunch to get done before hopping a plane Thursday morning for #AFF. Going to need all your energy to get through this shorter work week.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 20h

You Ball so hard you end up in a Pit.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 20h

Travis, dont you know that you can’t spell fluoride without ‘flu’. The water is the source of the modern flu and for that reason I refuse to drink it or get vaxxed.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 21h

Isn’t OZARK a less interesting Breaking Bad?

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 21h

If the NFL could knock it off with these Monday night double headers, that would be great.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 1d

Well you are always talking about that Criterion Closet.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 1d

A movie where the coach is trying to get his contract bought out but the team just keeps winning. Call it THE BUY OUT.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 1d

“I’m a content creator.”

“Oh cool, what kind of content do you make?”

“I make videos about how to be a content creator.”

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 2d

I thought you were going to be my live-in nurse?

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 2d

Lot of Tron: Ares ads on Freeform. I don’t think teens like Leto, Disney.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 2d

@colinthecrab.bsky.social and I need a third for our Eddington-themed Halloween costume. Any takers?

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 2d

Someone finally says it.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 2d

Fuck it, we ball x pit.

Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 2d

We need more Del Toros

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 2d

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 2d

Rainy Saturday. Microwaved coffee. Lofi beats to study to. Spite in my heart. Let’s finish this feature.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 2d