Nick Coffman
@nickcoffman.com
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Jokes at @hard-drive.net and @hwoodtimes.com
Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
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Jokes at @hard-drive.net and @hwoodtimes.com
Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
https://linktr.ee/Nick_Coffman
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Nick Coffman
@nickcoffman.com
· Jul 2
For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
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For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
I am looking for a new home for my 2001 MJOLNIR Mark V Assault Armor (or as you normies call it, Spartan Armor). This set…
hard-drive.net
Anyone want to help out a downtrodden multi-trillion-dollar company?
Crazy how many businesses are just outright bad at business.
February 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Crazy how many businesses are just outright bad at business.
For those who have done all the endings of Silent Hill F, can I purify the sword without enshrining my broach to get the second ending. I googled it, but you know how much of a nightmare googling is these days.
I mean am I just better off not picking up the sword in this run?
I mean am I just better off not picking up the sword in this run?
February 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
For those who have done all the endings of Silent Hill F, can I purify the sword without enshrining my broach to get the second ending. I googled it, but you know how much of a nightmare googling is these days.
I mean am I just better off not picking up the sword in this run?
I mean am I just better off not picking up the sword in this run?
White Saviors’ favorite movie about white saviors.
It's Friday. You know what that means.
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!
This week, we are getting our white savior on because we are talking about the piece of shit that is THE BLIND SIDE
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjcp...
Listen: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!
This week, we are getting our white savior on because we are talking about the piece of shit that is THE BLIND SIDE
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjcp...
Listen: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
White Saviors’ favorite movie about white saviors.
RIP Eddy.
Ed and Edd Reunite After 25 Years for Eddy’s Funeral
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/ed-an...
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/ed-an...
Ed and Edd Reunite After 25 Years for Eddy’s Funeral — Hollywood Time$
A community gathered earlier this week to say goodbye to local scam artist, Eddy Sampson, following his passing in a horrific car accident. The accident was the result of a self-driving taxi scam gone...
www.hwoodtimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
RIP Eddy.
The one episode of The Pitt I choose to eat chocolate ice cream during. 💩
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The one episode of The Pitt I choose to eat chocolate ice cream during. 💩
Having started my second playthrough of Silent Hill f, I can safely say that I really dislike the Dark Shrine portions of the game.
February 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Having started my second playthrough of Silent Hill f, I can safely say that I really dislike the Dark Shrine portions of the game.
What day/night will be the wildest Mario party on your island?
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
What day/night will be the wildest Mario party on your island?
Wow, these Silicon Valley knobs will buy anything.
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Wow, these Silicon Valley knobs will buy anything.
lol, folks who told me not to chase trends now chasing verticals.
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
lol, folks who told me not to chase trends now chasing verticals.
Was told by a Redditor that Substack is no place for criticism.
a cartoon character from futurama is holding a knife and says " you moron "
ALT: a cartoon character from futurama is holding a knife and says " you moron "
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Was told by a Redditor that Substack is no place for criticism.
Just did a Blade Runner double feature and now feeling like this.
a man in a black coat is laying on the ground in the snow
ALT: a man in a black coat is laying on the ground in the snow
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Just did a Blade Runner double feature and now feeling like this.
Reposted by Nick Coffman
Can we please stop acting like one game is going to come out and "save the industry"? You know what will save the industry?
- Devs scoping games appropriately
- Companies not 'downsizing' at the first utterance of 'union'
- Not letting MS et al buy every one under the sun
- Eating Sam Altman
- Devs scoping games appropriately
- Companies not 'downsizing' at the first utterance of 'union'
- Not letting MS et al buy every one under the sun
- Eating Sam Altman
February 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Can we please stop acting like one game is going to come out and "save the industry"? You know what will save the industry?
- Devs scoping games appropriately
- Companies not 'downsizing' at the first utterance of 'union'
- Not letting MS et al buy every one under the sun
- Eating Sam Altman
- Devs scoping games appropriately
- Companies not 'downsizing' at the first utterance of 'union'
- Not letting MS et al buy every one under the sun
- Eating Sam Altman
Reposted by Nick Coffman
Bob Iger Sets Disney Return for 2028 www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/bob-i...
Bob Iger Sets Disney Return for 2028 — Hollywood Time$
Two-time Disney CEO, Bob Iger, is set to return to the house of mouse throne in 2028. Iger confirmed as much in the same press conference where he named his latest successor, Josh D’Amaro.
www.hwoodtimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Bob Iger Sets Disney Return for 2028 www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/bob-i...
Reposted by Nick Coffman
Pretty proud of the name for this week's episode. www.smashinggametime.com/podcast-1/19...
#197 – MIO Not So Horny – Silent Hill F, MIO, Weird West — SmashingGameTime.com
It’s not for MIO.
www.smashinggametime.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Pretty proud of the name for this week's episode. www.smashinggametime.com/podcast-1/19...
Reposted by Nick Coffman
Maybe don't use people being laid off to try to get people to subscribe to your website
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Maybe don't use people being laid off to try to get people to subscribe to your website
We really got to stop using other folks’ bad news to self-promote our news.
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
We really got to stop using other folks’ bad news to self-promote our news.
Billionaires stay showing us that they really are terrible at everything. The one thing they’re mildly okay at is hiding that they’re a pedophile, and even that is slipping.
a man in a striped shirt is standing next to a man in a white shirt
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is standing next to a man in a white shirt
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Billionaires stay showing us that they really are terrible at everything. The one thing they’re mildly okay at is hiding that they’re a pedophile, and even that is slipping.
Bob just can’t stay away.
Bob Iger Sets Disney Return for 2028 www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/bob-i...
Bob Iger Sets Disney Return for 2028 — Hollywood Time$
Two-time Disney CEO, Bob Iger, is set to return to the house of mouse throne in 2028. Iger confirmed as much in the same press conference where he named his latest successor, Josh D’Amaro.
www.hwoodtimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Bob just can’t stay away.
Reposted by Nick Coffman
I hate every single thing about what is in the Epste*n files but it's one of the keys to understanding what so many of us, in so many fields, were up against. Still up against. The dumbest, awful, most craven people got together to defend their little world of mediocrity, bootlicking and abuse.
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I hate every single thing about what is in the Epste*n files but it's one of the keys to understanding what so many of us, in so many fields, were up against. Still up against. The dumbest, awful, most craven people got together to defend their little world of mediocrity, bootlicking and abuse.
Hollywood really needs to get its shit together so all these celebs stop with the podcasting.
Jason Bateman Criticized for Asking Charli xcx About Having Kids and Telling Her ‘You Might Find Somebody’ Who Changes Your Mind; She Responds: ‘I Am Married’
Jason Bateman is getting flak on social media for asking Charli xcx about not wanting to have kids, then telling her she might change her mind.
variety.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Hollywood really needs to get its shit together so all these celebs stop with the podcasting.
Reposted by Nick Coffman
movies today: “how does this timeline affect the multiverse and spinoff tv show?”
movies when they were good: rat chef
movies when they were good: rat chef
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
movies today: “how does this timeline affect the multiverse and spinoff tv show?”
movies when they were good: rat chef
movies when they were good: rat chef
Reposted by Nick Coffman
Very sad that more people didn’t see Bone Temple in the theater. When the folks who skipped it to wait for streaming get around to it, they’re going to know they fucked up.
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Very sad that more people didn’t see Bone Temple in the theater. When the folks who skipped it to wait for streaming get around to it, they’re going to know they fucked up.
Can we please stop acting like one game is going to come out and "save the industry"? You know what will save the industry?
- Devs scoping games appropriately
- Companies not 'downsizing' at the first utterance of 'union'
- Not letting MS et al buy every one under the sun
- Eating Sam Altman
- Devs scoping games appropriately
- Companies not 'downsizing' at the first utterance of 'union'
- Not letting MS et al buy every one under the sun
- Eating Sam Altman
February 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Can we please stop acting like one game is going to come out and "save the industry"? You know what will save the industry?
- Devs scoping games appropriately
- Companies not 'downsizing' at the first utterance of 'union'
- Not letting MS et al buy every one under the sun
- Eating Sam Altman
- Devs scoping games appropriately
- Companies not 'downsizing' at the first utterance of 'union'
- Not letting MS et al buy every one under the sun
- Eating Sam Altman
2027 here we come.
Grand Theft Auto VI launch marketing to begin this Summer. Release date still planned for November 19th www.ign.com/articles/gta...
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
2027 here we come.
