Nick Coffman
@nickcoffman.com
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Comedy Writer, Jokes at @hard-drive.net
Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
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Comedy Writer, Jokes at @hard-drive.net
Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
Nickcoffman.com
https://linktr.ee/Nick_Coffman
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Nick Coffman
@nickcoffman.com
· Jul 2
For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
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For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
I am looking for a new home for my 2001 MJOLNIR Mark V Assault Armor (or as you normies call it, Spartan Armor). This set…
hard-drive.net
Anyone want to help out a downtrodden multi-trillion-dollar company?
Editing this Awards Show is the closest I’ll ever get to feeling like a Naughty Dog employee. Please watch 😢 😢 😢
If you missed the Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 yesterday, then fear not. Our editor has graciously uploaded it to his dormant YouTube channel for you to watch at your leisure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7U6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7U6...
Hard Drive Game Awards 2025
YouTube video by Rongo
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Editing this Awards Show is the closest I’ll ever get to feeling like a Naughty Dog employee. Please watch 😢 😢 😢
Reposted by Nick Coffman
I can’t say thank you enough to everyone who helped bring this show to life.
@nickcoffman.com who busted his ass to get this thing edited.
@realmfresh.bsky.social was a hindrance and will be replaced by a different cohost next year.
And special thanks to every indie who submitted their game. 🕹️
@nickcoffman.com who busted his ass to get this thing edited.
@realmfresh.bsky.social was a hindrance and will be replaced by a different cohost next year.
And special thanks to every indie who submitted their game. 🕹️
Hard Drive Game Awards 2025
YouTube video by Rongo
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I can’t say thank you enough to everyone who helped bring this show to life.
@nickcoffman.com who busted his ass to get this thing edited.
@realmfresh.bsky.social was a hindrance and will be replaced by a different cohost next year.
And special thanks to every indie who submitted their game. 🕹️
@nickcoffman.com who busted his ass to get this thing edited.
@realmfresh.bsky.social was a hindrance and will be replaced by a different cohost next year.
And special thanks to every indie who submitted their game. 🕹️
New scoop from @hollywoodtime.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/hollywoo...
Dad Rewatching ‘Mad Men’ Yearns for the Days When it was Easier to Abandon Family
“A guy could just get up and go.”
open.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
New scoop from @hollywoodtime.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/hollywoo...
Reposted by Nick Coffman
If you missed the Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 yesterday, then fear not. Our editor has graciously uploaded it to his dormant YouTube channel for you to watch at your leisure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7U6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7U6...
Hard Drive Game Awards 2025
YouTube video by Rongo
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you missed the Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 yesterday, then fear not. Our editor has graciously uploaded it to his dormant YouTube channel for you to watch at your leisure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7U6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7U6...
Santa only sent Buddy away because there's a deleted scene where Buddy tries to start an Elf Union.
It's Friday. You know what that means.
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!
We got a special holiday bonus episode this week. In the spirit of Christmas, we are taking a look at ELF and also discussing how Santa runs a sweatshop
Listen Now: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!
We got a special holiday bonus episode this week. In the spirit of Christmas, we are taking a look at ELF and also discussing how Santa runs a sweatshop
Listen Now: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Santa only sent Buddy away because there's a deleted scene where Buddy tries to start an Elf Union.
Maybe I'm just Titanfall-pilled but Highguard looks great. You've all lost your mind if you think this game looks bad.
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Maybe I'm just Titanfall-pilled but Highguard looks great. You've all lost your mind if you think this game looks bad.
My cousin is still locked out of his Blue Sky account, so he has asked me to share his top 5 REAL news pieces from @hollywoodtime.bsky.social that shook what is left of Hollywood to it's empty core.
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My cousin is still locked out of his Blue Sky account, so he has asked me to share his top 5 REAL news pieces from @hollywoodtime.bsky.social that shook what is left of Hollywood to it's empty core.
Who is responsible for this? I demand to know.
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Who is responsible for this? I demand to know.
He’s doing a great job raising them boys. variety.com/2025/tv/news...
‘Haha, You Clowns’ Renewed For Season 2 and Season 3 at Adult Swim
Adult Swim has renewed Joe Cappa’s animated series 'Haha, You Clowns' for Season 2 and Season 3.
variety.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
He’s doing a great job raising them boys. variety.com/2025/tv/news...
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December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I've been anxious about this show for the last few weeks. Now that it's over, I can finally relax and play act 3 of Hollow Knight: Silksong.
While the Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 may now be over, the indie games we showcased will last forever (or until capitalism eats them whole).
Here's every game we were honored to show off. Go and wishlist them
Here's every game we were honored to show off. Go and wishlist them
December 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I've been anxious about this show for the last few weeks. Now that it's over, I can finally relax and play act 3 of Hollow Knight: Silksong.
Reposted by Nick Coffman
While the Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 may now be over, the indie games we showcased will last forever (or until capitalism eats them whole).
Here's every game we were honored to show off. Go and wishlist them
Here's every game we were honored to show off. Go and wishlist them
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
While the Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 may now be over, the indie games we showcased will last forever (or until capitalism eats them whole).
Here's every game we were honored to show off. Go and wishlist them
Here's every game we were honored to show off. Go and wishlist them
Come hangout at the after party and donate if you can!
The awards are now over so if you missed it then you missed the Half-Life 3 reveal but there's still time to donate to the PCRF as @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com is live doing a Fuser set for our after party
We are live on twitch.tv/harddrivemag! The Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 are starting soon!
Fundraising for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund!
Donate!: tilt.fyi/0jq1GoIcuQ
Fundraising for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund!
Donate!: tilt.fyi/0jq1GoIcuQ
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Come hangout at the after party and donate if you can!
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The Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 are starting now!!!
We are live and kicking things off with our fabulous red carpet as all the stars arrive, and we have some exclusive World Premieres (we think)
www.twitch.tv/harddrivemag
We are live and kicking things off with our fabulous red carpet as all the stars arrive, and we have some exclusive World Premieres (we think)
www.twitch.tv/harddrivemag
HardDriveMag - Twitch
The Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty: Black Ops 7
www.twitch.tv
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 are starting now!!!
We are live and kicking things off with our fabulous red carpet as all the stars arrive, and we have some exclusive World Premieres (we think)
www.twitch.tv/harddrivemag
We are live and kicking things off with our fabulous red carpet as all the stars arrive, and we have some exclusive World Premieres (we think)
www.twitch.tv/harddrivemag
I don’t know if I’m going.
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I don’t know if I’m going.
Final edits are in.
The Hard Drive Game Awards are airing tonight on twitch.tv/harddrivemag at 7PM EST!
We're fundraising for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund: tilt.fyi/0jq1GoIcuQ
World premieres, fabulous guests, and copious amounts of billionaire hate!
Aftershow Fuser set by @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com
We're fundraising for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund: tilt.fyi/0jq1GoIcuQ
World premieres, fabulous guests, and copious amounts of billionaire hate!
Aftershow Fuser set by @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Final edits are in.
Tarantino is awfully quiet about this blatant plagiarism.
Today, Trump declared that the nation will host the first-ever “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” featuring high school athletes, one boy and one girl, from each state and territory.
If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.
If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.
Trump just announced his own Hunger Games
In case you needed a reminder that we're living in a fascist hellscape.
www.motherjones.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tarantino is awfully quiet about this blatant plagiarism.
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If someone tells you they dislike a certain joke from tonight’s show, Tell them it was me. I want them to know it was me.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If someone tells you they dislike a certain joke from tonight’s show, Tell them it was me. I want them to know it was me.
Reposted by Nick Coffman
The Hard Drive Game Awards are airing tonight on twitch.tv/harddrivemag at 7PM EST!
We're fundraising for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund: tilt.fyi/0jq1GoIcuQ
World premieres, fabulous guests, and copious amounts of billionaire hate!
Aftershow Fuser set by @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com
We're fundraising for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund: tilt.fyi/0jq1GoIcuQ
World premieres, fabulous guests, and copious amounts of billionaire hate!
Aftershow Fuser set by @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The Hard Drive Game Awards are airing tonight on twitch.tv/harddrivemag at 7PM EST!
We're fundraising for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund: tilt.fyi/0jq1GoIcuQ
World premieres, fabulous guests, and copious amounts of billionaire hate!
Aftershow Fuser set by @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com
We're fundraising for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund: tilt.fyi/0jq1GoIcuQ
World premieres, fabulous guests, and copious amounts of billionaire hate!
Aftershow Fuser set by @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com
Reposted by Nick Coffman
I knew these tech CEOs were gonna fuck everything up when they took the headphone jack out of my phone.
December 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I knew these tech CEOs were gonna fuck everything up when they took the headphone jack out of my phone.
The soundtrack bringing me into the home stretch of editing this awards show.
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The soundtrack bringing me into the home stretch of editing this awards show.
I snuck a Crash Bandicoot Easter egg into this somewhere. Happy hunting.
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I snuck a Crash Bandicoot Easter egg into this somewhere. Happy hunting.
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If you're making any kind of argument that artists don't deserve to be paid for their work or that making a 32 page comic twelve times a year is in anyway easy, you're a piece of shit. Full stop.
December 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
If you're making any kind of argument that artists don't deserve to be paid for their work or that making a 32 page comic twelve times a year is in anyway easy, you're a piece of shit. Full stop.