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Nick Coffman
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Not on the Epstein List Comedy Writer, Jokes at @hard-drive.net Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch Nickcoffman.com https://linktr.ee/Nick_Coffman
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God damn it, I walked right into that.
There’s too many to pick from.
The hater I aspire to be.
I know exactly who robbed the Louvre.
I love Frankie and Jorhnny
You Ball so hard you end up in a Pit.
Travis, dont you know that you can’t spell fluoride without ‘flu’. The water is the source of the modern flu and for that reason I refuse to drink it or get vaxxed.
Isn’t OZARK a less interesting Breaking Bad?
If the NFL could knock it off with these Monday night double headers, that would be great.
Well you are always talking about that Criterion Closet.
A movie where the coach is trying to get his contract bought out but the team just keeps winning. Call it THE BUY OUT.
“I’m a content creator.”

“Oh cool, what kind of content do you make?”

“I make videos about how to be a content creator.”
an elderly man wearing glasses and a blue shirt
ALT: an elderly man wearing glasses and a blue shirt
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I thought you were going to be my live-in nurse?
Lot of Tron: Ares ads on Freeform. I don’t think teens like Leto, Disney.
@colinthecrab.bsky.social and I need a third for our Eddington-themed Halloween costume. Any takers?
Someone finally says it.
Fuck it, we ball x pit.
We need more Del Toros
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Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.