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~garry~

@garrykerls.bsky.social

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 17d

accidentally parked in a witch’s spot and my car got toad

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 2h

gonna start pronouncing patio like ratio

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 3h

a man in a red jacket is sitting at a table with a binder and a book .

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 3h

this elliptical at my gym was once used by the dinosaurs

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 4h

when i was a sophomore in college i showed up to the B improv club for the rejects who didn’t get accepted into the A improv club and found out everyone who tried out made it after sitting in an empty room for 30 minutes

~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 4h

sorry babe, the plastic Dracula teeth stay ON during sex

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 16h

can any scientists tell me how intense a shock i would need to endure for my bones to be visible for a second? i’m trying to impress a girl

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 17h

all America needs right now is a streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 1d

when the Beatles said "i read the news today, oh boy" i felt that

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 21h

my favorite Mario Party character is Shy Guy because same bro

~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 1d

when the Beatles said "i read the news today, oh boy" i felt that

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

After a lengthy period of difficult reflection, I have reluctantly decided to endorse my own party’s nominee. Despite being overwhelmingly popular with voters, I will be extremely careful to frame my endorsement using bad faith language cribbed directly from their opponent’s attack ads

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 1d

in my belly

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 1d

in my him era

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 1d

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Boo-rat @thatsthatmespresso.bsky.social · 1d

people think it's insane but this is what peak relaxing looks like

just free to relax with any screen whenever you wanna

just real shit

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 1d

taking a load off and screen-maxing tonight

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 2d

you aren’t officially a dad until your sneeze breaks the sound barrier

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 2d

just found out the guy from the Shaq-a-licious XL Gummies used to play basketball?!?

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AMPTsuper @amptsuper.bsky.social · 3d

NPR Tiny Desk concerts. Great way to check out music and musicians not yet on your radar or just connect with some favorites.

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