(CMDR) Alan Crowe
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe
@alancrowe.bsky.social
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Dad (of humans and a canine). Husband. IT Infrastructure Consultant / Professional Nerd. Coffee addict. Lover of bacon. Yes sir, I can boogie. #Scotland #EliteDangerous Formerly @alancrowe73 on the hellsite.
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"Trump has a golden shower in the Lincoln Bathroom" is a factually correct sentence.
Ah, Mexico '86, when Gordon Strachan (nearly) got his leg over after scoring against West Germany 😄
"Were gonna need a longer wall"
Time for the Highways Agency to replace miles per hour with giraffes per microfortnight.
Or as my kids would say, "Dad, is this what mobile phones looked like in the olden days, when you were the same age as us?"

Cheeky fuckers.
Could only have been improved by the dog pissing on the cardboard cut-out.
Maybe connected to Edwin Collins' farewell gig a week or two ago (I seem to recall @nndroid.bsky.social mentioning it as an escape route)?
Loogabarooga is Loughborough's Australian twin town.
Yeah, I don't have a sweet tooth so they're definitely not to my taste. I can absolutely vouch for the rest though.
It would be remiss of me not to point out that they are, occasionally, correct.
You should probably avoid coming over here then 😄. We deep fry EVERYTHING.

Mars bars
Haggis
Sausages
Chicken legs
Pizza

There's even a joke about it in Avengers: Infinity War.
I was under the impression it was published specifically to warn "The Fascists Are Coming!!" on a weekly basis.
"prioritize my mental health" is a very odd spelling of "stop being a mindless fuckwit"
Q. What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

A. Tennish.
Ms. "Last time I checked..." has entered the chat.
Follow-up: And what about the 150 adult citizens? Maybe you should be holding hearings, if only to educate yourself about what is happening?
33 to 34 in a single day?! That's an annualized rate of almost 48500%!

This is what democratic socialism does to us!

(Just kidding - happy birthday! 🎂🎉)
"You may have spent years studying and practicing law, but I AM A FREEMAN ON THE LAND!"
This is beautifully written and deeply affecting. Give it a read.

Thank you, @dataandpolitics.net for writing this. Hang in there🫂.
Three years after my husband died, I’m still trying to prove our life together was worth losing his family.

What I live with isn’t forgetting — it’s the blurring of memory.

On the third anniversary, I wrote about grief, memory, and continuing without answers.
www.dataandpolitics.net/the-blurring/
The Blurring
What I live with isn't forgetting, it's the blurring. A meditation on grief, memory, and continuing without answers three years after loss.
www.dataandpolitics.net