(CMDR) Alan Crowe
alancrowe.bsky.social
(CMDR) Alan Crowe
@alancrowe.bsky.social
Dad (of humans and a canine). Husband. IT Infrastructure Consultant / Professional Nerd. Coffee addict. Lover of bacon. Yes sir, I can boogie. #Scotland
#EliteDangerous
Formerly @alancrowe73 on the hellsite.
CBS: Completely Bullshit Stories
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The review of this film is going to be the between-seasons-patreon-only-special-episode to end all between-seasons-patreon-only-special-episodes.
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The hell ones are great.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Continuing on the dog theme, I always loved this one.
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just had a read through the thread, and clicked on the link to the Just Giving page to see where it was at. Screenshot below.

It is still open if you can afford to throw in a donation: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Wow. And not in a good way.
December 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Thompson Twins reunion confirmed.
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I go with "having", but with a slightly longer "a".
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Well, that's not ideal.
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I'm pretty sure there's already a mechanism for that. It's called "tax".
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hoooooo boy. I didn't even manage that on holiday in Ibiza in my twenties, and I had a week off when I got home to recover.

Good luck!
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
TBF, the physics of the environment around black holes isn't exactly "basic shit."
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Senator Lurch of Arkansas
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
For an hour or so last week, OBR became the acronym for "Oh Bugger. RETRACT!!"
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Someone in the press room should ask her if she thinks this should apply to Melania and Barron Trump, both of whom have dual US and Slovenian citizenship.
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"You look like you need a little pick-me-up, Mr. Lynskey, so I'm prescribing three litres of vodka and two hundred grams of cocaine. You can decide for yourself how much to take of each, and how often."
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
A recursive one:

A Star Wars Is Born Free Solo A Star Wars Is Born Free Solo A Star Wars Is Born Free Solo A Star Wars Is Born Free Solo A Star Wars Is Born Free Solo A Star Wars Is Born Free Solo...
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This is beginning to sound sinister...
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Yikes
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Just asked child #1 (who is doddering along at the ripe old age of 17) and his listening age is apparently 58.

He has listened to 6000+ minutes of Travis Scott, nearly as much NWA. It seems that what dragged him towards his musical state pension was... Frank Sinatra (!!!)
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM