Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻
@ahabapologist.bsky.social
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Except for the whole whale thing, Ahab did nothing wrong. DNI: 🐳 🗣️: 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇦
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До речі шукаю людей з якими можна практикувати українську мову.

Моя дружина ненавидить те, як у мене так багато питань 🥺
ahabapologist.bsky.social
Managing python dependencies for deployment on different platforms is not worth the effort.

Walk into the woods and start a new life
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*sticking my finger in a jar of peanut butter, then a jar of jelly, and making the sign of the cross* you are absolved
ahabapologist.bsky.social
Did you eat them in your personal life, or was it just a job to you (sneering, jealous)
ahabapologist.bsky.social
Das andere Boot
Noch ein Boot
Was darunter liegt (ein Boot, natürlich)
Das Boot: Weihnachtsferien
What About Boot?
ahabapologist.bsky.social
Amazingly prolific. I had no idea he did this one
Crocodile Hunter poster. A croc is coming at you, moving between the croc hunter and his wife
ahabapologist.bsky.social
When cats yawn it's bad manners not to smell their breath
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"The free market is very real, and it demands sacrifice," I say, sticking my peen in a blender
ahabapologist.bsky.social
"The free market is very real, and it demands sacrifice," I say, sticking my peen in a blender
ahabapologist.bsky.social
Starting to think the invisible hand likes to stroke it to AI slop
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eliyudin.com
finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
ahabapologist.bsky.social
Need a really scary movie recommendation. Gotta keep working and don't want to fall asleep
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msemilyedwards.bsky.social
oh

my

GOD
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
ahabapologist.bsky.social
Life has cured me of my narcissism. I endorse this message
sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me
ahabapologist.bsky.social
"okay, now imagine that same number, but not negative. Pretty big right?"
ahabapologist.bsky.social
Okay, but call me back when you find a restored 91 Geo Tracker
The greatest car of all time
ahabapologist.bsky.social
Getting up early is overrated
soundingline.bsky.social
give me your most hinged, apologetic, milquetoast, agreeable, universal opinion.
ahabapologist.bsky.social
Even if Republicans don't hate you, there's no shortage of alternatives for shitty conservative opinions
ahabapologist.bsky.social
Ettore Boiardi, aka Chef Boyardee, who immigrated to Cleveland (go browns) and changed American dining forever
katelynburns.com
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
ahabapologist.bsky.social
I want a 1991 Geo Tracker.

Not to drive—I just want to buy my cat sunglasses and do a photoshoot with her paws on the steering wheel