Ahab Apologist
@ahabapologist.bsky.social
Except for the whole whale thing, Ahab did nothing wrong.
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Ahab Apologist
@ahabapologist.bsky.social
· Jun 17
До речі шукаю людей з якими можна практикувати українську мову.
Моя дружина ненавидить те, як у мене так багато питань 🥺
Моя дружина ненавидить те, як у мене так багато питань 🥺
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Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through
New: “Eric Trump Has Gotten 10 Times Richer Since Dad’s Election”
@kylekhanmullins.bsky.social for @forbes.com
@kylekhanmullins.bsky.social for @forbes.com
Here’s How Much Eric Trump Is Worth
Crypto took the real estate heir’s fortune and supersized it, briefly making the president’s second-oldest son a billionaire in early September.
www.forbes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through
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"In a just world, where the career of a political pundit was somehow tied to his ability to analyze politics, this would be an extinction-level event for these morons."
My latest newsletter is about how centrist pundits got the lessons of the 2024 election wrong, and how the politics of 2025 exposed them.
The Pundits Were All Wrong
The Republican collapse has exposed elite pundits as clueless
stringinamaze.net
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"In a just world, where the career of a political pundit was somehow tied to his ability to analyze politics, this would be an extinction-level event for these morons."
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The fact that four hostile drones tried to hit Zelenskyy’s plane & it’s barely a blip in the news cycle should terrify everyone. We’ve been dragged so deep into the chaos era that an attempted strike on a world leader doesn’t even break through. When this becomes normal, the world is in real danger.
Christ on a cracker — these seemingly hostile drones only missed Zelensky’s plane because he was unexpectedly early www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...
Four unidentified military-style drones breached no-fly zone to target Zelenskyy's arrival in Dublin
Gardaí are investigating whether the drones took off from land in Dublin or from an undetected ship.
www.thejournal.ie
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The fact that four hostile drones tried to hit Zelenskyy’s plane & it’s barely a blip in the news cycle should terrify everyone. We’ve been dragged so deep into the chaos era that an attempted strike on a world leader doesn’t even break through. When this becomes normal, the world is in real danger.
Can I just say:
She's from Cleveland 💅
She's from Cleveland 💅
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Can I just say:
She's from Cleveland 💅
She's from Cleveland 💅
I can't find a gif that properly illustrates the suplex I want to perform on these scumbags, but it's headfirst into the ground
The boat was split in half.
They were clinging to a capsized PORTION
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight"
They were clinging to a capsized PORTION
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight"
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I can't find a gif that properly illustrates the suplex I want to perform on these scumbags, but it's headfirst into the ground
Republican party is basically a Neo Confederacy
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Republican party is basically a Neo Confederacy
Saw this at the Peabody Essex museum and had the same reaction
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Saw this at the Peabody Essex museum and had the same reaction
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No. Go away. I'm not here.
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
No. Go away. I'm not here.
"You were mentally ill 8760 hours!"
They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"You were mentally ill 8760 hours!"
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
What a choice that beard was
Steve Cropper, who co-wrote classics including "(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay" and "In the Midnight Hour" during his years playing guitar at the legendary Stax Records in Memphis, has died. He was 84. n.pr/48zf0gD
Steve Cropper, guitarist and member of Stax Records' Booker T and the M.G.'s, dies
Steve Cropper, who co-wrote classics including "(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay" and "In the Midnight Hour" during his years playing guitar at the legendary Stax Records in Memphis, has died. He was 84.
n.pr
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
What a choice that beard was
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Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
Had to order this special.
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
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Had a little sleep. Woke up, opened the news, read how our European “allies” are getting ready to leave us behind with that sham “peace plan” as soon as possible. Honestly looks like we won’t survive much longer, and if so, I hope russia does that same to yall. You deserve it.
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Had a little sleep. Woke up, opened the news, read how our European “allies” are getting ready to leave us behind with that sham “peace plan” as soon as possible. Honestly looks like we won’t survive much longer, and if so, I hope russia does that same to yall. You deserve it.
I'm getting the impression that a lot of people don't understand what intrusive thoughts are
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'm getting the impression that a lot of people don't understand what intrusive thoughts are
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SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
Чи ви знаєте американську книгарню, яка продає українськомовні книжки?
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Чи ви знаєте американську книгарню, яка продає українськомовні книжки?
Pssst, come here. Lemme tell you a secret: you can put salt, pepper, garlic, and a little sugar on some broccoli, cook it at 400°F for 12-15 minutes, and then sprinkle a little lemon juice on it before serving. No one can stop you.
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Pssst, come here. Lemme tell you a secret: you can put salt, pepper, garlic, and a little sugar on some broccoli, cook it at 400°F for 12-15 minutes, and then sprinkle a little lemon juice on it before serving. No one can stop you.
Nope nope nope nope nope
Starting Jan. 1, traditional Medicare recipients in Washington state will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered — private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny. (via @kuow.org)
Thousands of Washington state Medicare users could soon have claims denied by AI
Starting Jan. 1, traditional Medicare recipients in Washington state will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered — private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny.
n.pr
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Nope nope nope nope nope
If you know me, you know I watched the shit outta this movie. Excellent
I have a new movie recommendation for you. “The Thursday Murder Club” stars Helen Mirren, Pierce Bronson, Ben Kingsley and a STACKED ensemble. It’s about nursing home residents who solve cold cases and then end up working a new case.
It’s fun and cozy! Netflix should be promoting but… yeah.
It’s fun and cozy! Netflix should be promoting but… yeah.
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If you know me, you know I watched the shit outta this movie. Excellent
The weight was lifted, and I feel much better
Feeling antisocial and going to lift a weight about it
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The weight was lifted, and I feel much better
Kick Out the Jams
YouTube video by The Presidents of the United States of America - Topic
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I FUCKING HATE AMERICA!!
Very promising.
The U.S. suspends part of its weapons deliveries to Ukraine without warning its closest European ally, cuts a direct military coordination channel, and now German generals have to rely on embassy staff “who try to find someone in the Pentagon.”
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
The U.S. suspends part of its weapons deliveries to Ukraine without warning its closest European ally, cuts a direct military coordination channel, and now German generals have to rely on embassy staff “who try to find someone in the Pentagon.”
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
The New German War Machine
After World War II, Germany embraced pacifism as a form of atonement. Now the country is arming itself again.
www.theatlantic.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I FUCKING HATE AMERICA!!
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Me anytime America is mentioned
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Me anytime America is mentioned
Feeling antisocial and going to lift a weight about it
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Feeling antisocial and going to lift a weight about it
"Everybody wants to be naked and famous"
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December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"Everybody wants to be naked and famous"
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