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Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻

@ahabapologist.bsky.social

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Except for the whole whale thing, Ahab did nothing wrong. DNI: 🐳 🗣️: 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇦

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Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · Jun 17

До речі шукаю людей з якими можна практикувати українську мову.

Моя дружина ненавидить те, як у мене так багато питань 🥺

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Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 6h

Managing python dependencies for deployment on different platforms is not worth the effort.

Walk into the woods and start a new life

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Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 21h

Owning cats ==> doodie bound

Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 7h

*sticking my finger in a jar of peanut butter, then a jar of jelly, and making the sign of the cross* you are absolved

Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 7h

Monkeys approach the obelisk in 2001 a space Odyssey, but the obelisk has been replaced with a chart depicting a line going up

Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 7h

Did you eat them in your personal life, or was it just a job to you (sneering, jealous)

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Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 7h

Das andere Boot
Noch ein Boot
Was darunter liegt (ein Boot, natürlich)
Das Boot: Weihnachtsferien
What About Boot?

Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 7h

Amazingly prolific. I had no idea he did this one

Crocodile Hunter poster. A croc is coming at you, moving between the croc hunter and his wife

Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 7h

When cats yawn it's bad manners not to smell their breath

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Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 8h

"The free market is very real, and it demands sacrifice," I say, sticking my peen in a blender

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Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 8h

"The free market is very real, and it demands sacrifice," I say, sticking my peen in a blender

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Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 8h

Starting to think the invisible hand likes to stroke it to AI slop

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 8h

finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”

The Verge @theverge.com · 18h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Ahab ApologhOoOooOost 👻 @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 8h

Need a really scary movie recommendation. Gotta keep working and don't want to fall asleep

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Emily J. Edwards (but witchy) @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 19h

oh

my

GOD

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 20h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...