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Ahab Apologist
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Except for the whole whale thing, Ahab did nothing wrong.

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I was so mad when, after talking about how every officer should be able to do pull-ups, I saw him do the absolute worst pull-up I've ever witnessed.

His facade is paper thin
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Shang Tsung captured our souls, but Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa captured our hearts
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This is my burner account, but my company will probably stream actual play of this at some point, and I'll make sure we ping you
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I was required to watch it for English class in 9th grade. No idea why, but I'm glad
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Do you watch the performance or just listen
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just bought one. Looks cool af
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
He walked away from THAT movie, and his moral dilemma was "but what happened next"???
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Guess I need to check out this game

bsky.app/profile/ahab...
«Doom» is a game series that seeks to answer the question: "What if the sea were hell, and we gave Captain Ahab guns?"
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I'm equally concerned about whoever is abusing the fact that your poop stream isn't encrypted
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Yeah, that's uh... a pretty shit list, ngl
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM