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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11h

I was trying to find an old tweet about Hamlet and Ophelia. Google AI thought I was accusing it of killing my dad, and also screwed up the most famous line in The Princess Bride.

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This phrase, "My father was also killed. by you," is famously from the movie The Princess Bride and is spoken by the character Inigo Montoya. It is a line used to express revenge and a lifelong quest for justice after a villain kills the hero's father. It is not a literal statement from a language model but a quote from a work of fiction, meaning Google did not kill your father.

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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social · 11h

Reply to my porn with old cartoon sounds to make me feel something

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks to fun team names, the Fantasy Football League I’m in will be answering one of life’s greatest questions:

Men In Tight Pants vs Long Schlong

(my team is Men In Tight Pants)

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 2d

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👻 D🎃ct🎃r Br🎃cc🎃 Li 👻 @farce.from.wtf · 2d

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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 2d

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 2d

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 2d

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👻 D🎃ct🎃r Br🎃cc🎃 Li 👻 @farce.from.wtf · 2d

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ChefBoo-so🎃🥧👻 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 1d

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 2d

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 2d

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1d

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ChefBoo-so🎃🥧👻 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 1d

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 2d

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BOO! I AM DOGG @whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social · 1d

I still can't snap my fingers but there was a period early on in my daughter's life where I could recite the entirety of the Cat in the Hat from memory, usually while handling a squirming child

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

At various points in my life I’ve been able to recite both “The Raven,” and “Jabberwocky” entirely from memory, but have never been able to snap my fingers. Impressive but mostly useless has always been kinda my whole thing

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Emmy Cumslutress @emma.meangirls.online · 1d

reminder: transsexuality is NOT bourgeois in any way, shape, or form and "designer pussies" are literally just fucking healthcare

it is a RIGHT, not some frivolous dalliance and it is absolutely NOT incompatible with a more communist, egalitarian society

fuck off with that bullshit.

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BOO! I AM DOGG @whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social · 1d

Me, bleeding out in a tub of warm water: "Suck on THAT, bitch"

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Oct 31

do you ever throw all your blood in the garbage just to flex on dracula

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BOO! I AM DOGG @whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social · 1d

Boobies 2: Electric Boobaloo

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 2d

hey everybody doomkick has been outed as having harassed and made many of your favorite people on here feel unsafe.

this is completely unacceptable and abhorrent behavior.

it is not hard to be respectful. it is not hard to treat people with decency.

see @carnitas.bsky.social posts with comments.

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carnitas.bsky.social @carnitas.bsky.social · 2d

I’ll start, he’s made multiple female friends feel unsafe on the internet. Do you know how shitty you have to be to make someone feel unsafe on the internet ??

carnitas.bsky.social @carnitas.bsky.social · 2d

Hey dang. Doomkick is a sex pest. If you would like to share your story, please do so here

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carnitas.bsky.social @carnitas.bsky.social · 2d

Hey dang. Doomkick is a sex pest. If you would like to share your story, please do so here

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 2d

“i need a bad bitch” wrong, my friend. you need a good bitch. a bitch most morally righteous. an esteemed member of the hoes templar. basically you need a really cunty paladin is what i’m saying

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3d

(spooky ghost voice) boooooofing

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karanormal activity 👻 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 2d

here's your vibes based medicine

a vintage ad featuring a woman and an old-fashioned vibrator, the ad copy reads "this wonderful little vibrator relieves all suffering and disease - 7 days trial. money back if not satsfied"

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 2d

Salon selfies on this Monday!

Some bitch in a black dress with black over the knee boots looking like a snack.

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BOO! I AM DOGG @whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social · 2d

Looking great, as always.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 4d

somebody call adult rock and tell him to come get his dumbass kid.

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BOO! I AM DOGG @whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social · 4d

Best response IMHO

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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 4d

Generated by Make it a Quote
User: ifuckedyr.mom
Content: i need a tiddy in muh mouf

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 4d

important to remember that no matter how unpopular you think the regime is currently, this is actually the most popular they will ever be between today and any dat you pick in the future

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