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ummliterally.bsky.social
Literally
@ummliterally.bsky.social
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just another great ape All my skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/ummliterally.bsky.social/search Best skeets bc I'm vain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nixduwqrwjgbdembbg3xqyzb/feed/aaafyhv3we6vy
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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · Mar 26
I can’t believe they have an entire Clinic just for studying Mayo.
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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 12h
“I always look on the bright side of things”

Me: shut the fuck up Optimism Prime
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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 5h
A haunted house, but it's just full of phone notifications and calendar reminders
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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 1d
Live shot of Alex taking 1.4 billion dollars up the ass.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 2d
Now that Rush has a female drummer, there will be at least one woman in the building during their concerts.
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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 1d
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Jesus and Butthead @jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social · 5d
Hey, good morning. Let's call it a day.
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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 1d
Did John Mellencamp ever learn how to eat chili dogs properly?
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Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 9d
I saved your skeet in an old mayonnaise jar with a stick and a leaf.
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d
From a eugenics standpoint, swollen ankles are a major defect.
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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 1d
This pretty much sums it up 🤣

youtu.be/9U4Ha9HQvMo?...
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
YouTube video by The Onion
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19d
why do they call them children, they have like zero chill
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twosense.bsky.social
BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d
🎶 woah fudge is the color of your energy 🎶
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thunk2much @thunk2much.bsky.social · 2d
Driving through the neighborhood shouting "Antifa!!" happily at everyone's inflatable decorations 😈
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Addled Pixie’s Chasm of Spasm 💀🧟👻 @addledpixie.bsky.social · 2d
I’m not so much cloaked in Gucci and in scandal as I am cloaked in T.J. Maxx and anxiety.
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 14d
Hey guys let’s just pretend he’s dead again that was funsies
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thegodpodcast.com
God @thegodpodcast.com · 3d
FROGS TOGETHER STRONG!
Bless The Frog Proving Kristi Noem Wrong
It's raining frogs! Hallelujah!
www.thegodpodcast.com
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 21d
So let me get this straight..

We are all just going to let him pretend
his ear grew back

C’mon guys
Baby with an incredulous look set upon its face
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anna-molly.bsky.social
AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 3d
Boobs are the balls of the neck
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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 3d
Life was simpler when the only choices were missionary and reverse missionary
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 4d
Cartoon by John Deering.
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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 4d
I gotta hand it to the ICE protestors in Portland for being geniuses. That footage of a gathering of protestors in the most ridiculous, goofy-looking inflatable costumes makes it look like the most harmless thing ever. Weird people are often geniuses. Keep Portland weird.
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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 4d
*gets a card reader installed in my ass crack
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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 4d
Pretty funny joke that the creators of AARP made the acronym sound like someone dying.
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Post-it @postlurker2025.bsky.social · 5d
My new favorite expletive is “Holy cheese!!”

Thank you for your attention on this matter
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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 4d
Why are fighter jets always scrambled? Sunny side up sounds a lot friendlier.
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