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turbo jerry

@turbojerry.bsky.social

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existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲 for the love of the joke my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

now the way that i see it
everything begins in your light;
your center
so leave your light on

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14h

If I wasn’t meant to store stuff in my cleavage, it wouldn’t be called a rack

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 23h

Doom scroll this bitch

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

now the way that i see it
everything begins in your light;
your center
so leave your light on

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

you’re stronger than me!!

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

i gotta hand it to y’all! i can’t hang🤣🙌🏼

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

omg haha that’d be a pretty big bummer!!

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

i wouldn’t be able to hang!

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

heard that loud and clear!!

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

i wonder if night shift employees ever get tired and just sort of zonk out on the clock

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

viral banger

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 6d

Farted out a lung

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 6d

I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

fucken quitter

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

now the way that i see it
everything begins in your light;
your center
so leave your light on

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 3d

mark this feeling in the simplest shape

let me finally let it fall away

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3d

muting people irl with a hammer

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 7d

sitting on the outskirts ain’t so bad; you don’t always gotta be the center of attention, homie

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harpy halloween @harpy.party · 3d

kept dreaming about sandwiches. what could it mean?

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 5d

hope will do crazy things to ya

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 3d

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5d

I refer to THC as genius juice.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4d

Being a bibliophile is fun because I get to say things like “I’m reading” when I’m actually dissociating in silence.

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 14d

out of nowhere i started thinking about hoagies

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 4d

many are saying this

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 4d

#church

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