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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™

@timberbams.bsky.social

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♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️‍🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡ @disgruntleddino.bsky.social ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴏsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴍᴀᴠᴇʀɪᴄᴋ🌜🐉♡ timberbams.carrd.co

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · Aug 18

♡ʙᴏʏ ᴍᴏᴍ×3
♡ᴍʀ. 🐝 ʜᴀs ᴍʏ 💖♾️
♡ᴛ1 ᴅɪᴀʙᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴄʏʙᴏʀɢ🩸
♡ᴄᴇʀᴇʙʀᴀʟ ᴘᴀʟsʏ 💚
♡ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ɴᴇʀᴅ💥
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♡ᴇʏᴇs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴇᴇsᴇ's🤎
♡ғɪɴᴀʟ ɢɪʀʟ💀
♡ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ🧀
♡ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ connoisseur🍕
♡ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ᴊᴇᴅɪ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss💫
♡ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ📺

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 21h

Well me either, but I was thinking back in the day lol.

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 21h

Ok that's fair. Just not Windows Me

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Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 22h

things i did today: sketched a walrus for no reason

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 1d

That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 1d

Might go as a thick slice of applewood maple bacon this Halloween

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 1d

Am I the only one when people ask me to do things even though they know I probably can’t, it’s this mix of “aww thanks for including me” and “cool, now I feel like a malfunctioning human”? Like yeah, I appreciate it...but also… please stop reminding me I’m running on emotional Windows 95.

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 2d

Exactly! We got this

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 3d

Omg why didn't I think of this until now?!

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 8d

i'd shitpost more frequently on bsky except my priority is the ballroom I am building right now

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 8d

Heyyy good lookin

ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 8d

Does anyone else wake up like The Undertaker?

a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com

Alt: a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 8d

You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 10d

If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.

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KoreGoose the Mongoose @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 10d

Me: *screams into void*
Void: *automated message* we're sorry, the void is currently experiencing higher than normal scream volume. Please try again later. Your screams are very important to us.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 10d

Sky tonight

Bright blue sky with fluffy scattered gray and white clouds

Bright orange layered blanket of clouds. Sunset crackling through at the bottom like fire embers. Darker thicker clouds at the top

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10d

That does look like really good pizza I'm not gonna lie

An old teenage mutant ninja turtles anti drug ad that shows the turtles eating pizza with text that says "say yes to pizza say no to drugs"

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 10d

taking a pilgrimage to see the pie that looks like RFK Jr

Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 10d

I got this pie but something is wrong with it?

A piece baked to have a face made by HowdyCakes (look her up on insta!)

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 10d

🤣

ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 11d

So sorry I didn't answer the door my ring app is down.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11d

I’d like to see the cheese before I get into the van

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 11d

The problem is if the ring doorbell clowns showed up on my door I'd probably be like hey y'all need anything? Water? Reese's? Harvest and eat the MAGA?

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 11d

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

Alt: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 11d

Y2K was 25 years late

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11d

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

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