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dr. jimmy pelicans, satanic abortionist
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Yes, AIPAC. I do support human rights. Thanks for noticing!
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Donald Trump has destroyed the East Wing of the White House the right way.

by Ezra Klein
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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Ezra has always had his blind spots
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Many people are outraged that Trump is demolishing part of the White House. But of course Trump can't do it without help. It's ACECO LLC of Silver Spring MD ("full-service demolition") that is tearing down the People's House. You can call them and let them know how you feel. 1/
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Building a ballroom while SNAP & WIC payments are about to get cut off and health insurance premiums skyrocket is crazy.

If Dems aren’t running ads by Wednesday….
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The White House keeps making a big deal of the fact that the ballroom is privately funded but that’s one of the worst things about it.

These people and companies are buying influence. None of this is okay.
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It already seems surreal that people were fired for accurately quoting Charlie Kirk. Like, that really happened?
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I enjoy the sad and vaguely pathetic face he's making in the thumbnail here. I'd like more things to happen that make him make that face
KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right?

MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
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"The evil Jew is funding the entire US left" is a piece of rank, obvious antisemitism that we have just collectively decided to accept in public, because IOKYR.
Ernst: "I think it is extremely important that we look at who is funding these protests. We have to get to the bottom of this. It could be the usual suspect -- George Soros."
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It’s true. Everyone here is a garbage man who robs drug dealing biker gangs.
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AWS outage seemingly takes down Medicare website during open enrollment...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Media outlets who refuse to describe in plain terms what the president did because they find it objectionable are lying to their audiences and running cover for the president. It's as simple as that.
The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.
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“what point was he trying to make” feels like a pretty obvious follow up question
Q: What does it say that president released a video of him pooping on the American people?

MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
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We couldn't find anyone among the 7 million+ No Kings attendees who says they were paid to protest. But X user @crypto4u1488 says each attendee was paid $750 by George Soros and bused in from other states. The truth may lie somewhere in between.
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Many graduate programs will simply cease to exist due to the ripple effects of lost revenue and the opportunity costs of keeping graduate faculty engaged in a shrunken enterprise. The effects on research and creative scholarship in the US could take decades to repair, if it can be repaired at all.
Having more international students makes the pie bigger. That is why the Trump policy of a cap on international students will hurt domestic students
New @nberpubs: "The Ripple Effects of China’s College Expansion on American Universities" www.nber.org/papers/w34391
"Chinese master’s students generated positive spillovers, driving the birth of new master’s programs, and increasing the number of other international and American master’s students"
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Not sure "if Trump could have silenced dissent by shutting down rallies, trampling on your freedoms, he would have" is quite the argument that the speaker thinks it is.
Mike Johnson: "The irony was that they called it the No Kings Rally, but if President Trump was a king, the government would be open. If President Trump was a king, he would've closed the nationals parks and the National Mall so they couldn't of had the rally out here."
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It’s fun to be a Republican when you can just make shit up
CNN: Do you really believe that the 7 million attendees who participated this weekend hate the United States of America?

REP. LISA McCLAIN: Well, look at what they're standing for. They're standing for communism. They're standing for antisemitism.
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If you want to know what's wrong with the paper there it is. If you want to know why what's wrong with the paper isn't wrong with certain sections in which these people are less involved, there it also is.
I just did a jump scare and @joshgondelman.bsky.social asked me what was wrong.
Behold:
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Is there an account on here that posts U.S. House and Senate floor updates? (i.e., votes are scheduled at 3:00pm, etc.)