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Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
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all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · Aug 30
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 37m
Give me all your tree air fresheners and don't try anything funny
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 39m
What's up, booger lips?
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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 52m
i’m an expert on women. as you can see (unrolls large stolen medieval tapestry) they enjoy sword fighting
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1h
20, but also a shitload of lead
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1h
could really go for some authentic Bulgarian miak rn ngl
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1h
"horror film" lol
Reddit post to r/Bulgaria by user OneSkepticalHombre: Hello from Texas!! I was wondering, what is MIAK? I was watching a horror film that referenced "authentic Bulgarian Miak". But my duckduckgo searches don't tell me much. what is it?
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J🔥HELL🔥P @jlp.systems · Jul 9
Sorry 4: The Inconvenience
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1h
It should cost ten dollars to comment on a news article. Twenty if it's a sports article
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 4h
I have a guitar in my home office but it is not in view of my computer's camera
-The Virtuous Guitarist
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Jeff Hamilton @jeffhamilton.bsky.social · 19h
dudes rock
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 1d
Here's a recording of the pilot of C-GZPT, a Cirrus SR22, tracing the Jays logo over Nova Scotia
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · Oct 16
"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 19h
(mariners win two games on the road) aww, you’re sweet!

(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 19h
Ask your doctor if SMYFRNA is the name of a drug
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h
Bringing a list of several dozen medications to ask my doctor about after watching one baseball game
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h
Do you even have a soundcloud, bro?
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h
I love my job at the medication naming institute, grabbing a handful of scrabble tiles and throwing them on the ground
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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 21h
Probably best to chase it indefinitely
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2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 21h
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...
Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast
Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.
www.nzherald.co.nz
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h
Have you cashed in your internet fame with a memecoin yet?
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👻Wereman 🐺🎃 @spookarties.bsky.social · Dec 1
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h
This is the first ever all 'Ers LCS: Dodgers, Brewers, Mariners, Hosers
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h
Harrowing. Glad you're ok 🙏
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d
I've heard of double post but this is ridiculous!
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d
🎶 there's a Surman breaking both his balls
He'd like to have some children but now he can't at all
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