Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
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Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
· Aug 30
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Playing tug of war with a dinosaur
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Playing tug of war with a dinosaur
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
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Why you’re nothing but a
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Why you’re nothing but a
Anyone need a duck?
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Anyone need a duck?
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Cornucapicola
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Cornucapicola
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My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
My mom and uncle were talking about social media and mom said she "made a bluesky but haven't really used it" and oh god she'd be the worst resistlib poster and I must never let on that I'm a poster or in any way encourage even indirectly her use of this site
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My mom and uncle were talking about social media and mom said she "made a bluesky but haven't really used it" and oh god she'd be the worst resistlib poster and I must never let on that I'm a poster or in any way encourage even indirectly her use of this site
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the macy's FAKEsgiving day CHARADE. keeping that in my back pocket in case i find a reason to get really angry about it
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
the macy's FAKEsgiving day CHARADE. keeping that in my back pocket in case i find a reason to get really angry about it
Going for a "walk" with my "cousins" (smoking weed on the couch in front of my parents)
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Going for a "walk" with my "cousins" (smoking weed on the couch in front of my parents)
🎶 arrest this man
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
🎶 arrest this man
Why is he wearing a ski mask? Did they just knock off a Burlington Coat Factory?
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Why is he wearing a ski mask? Did they just knock off a Burlington Coat Factory?
cool boarders 4, print ad, excerpt, snowboarding etiquette, playstation (1999) archive.org/details/psm-...
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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A guy that’s hanging lights, frying a turkey and looking at bluesky all at the same time. 100% focused. In the zone.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A guy that’s hanging lights, frying a turkey and looking at bluesky all at the same time. 100% focused. In the zone.
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And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
August 20, 2024 at 12:26 PM
And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Some day when these kind of headphone adapters become currency, I'm gonna be filthy rich
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Some day when these kind of headphone adapters become currency, I'm gonna be filthy rich
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Going everywhere with the energy of my grandpa getting on the casino charter bus
June 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Going everywhere with the energy of my grandpa getting on the casino charter bus
It's the first thanksgiving without grandma. We usually don't bring anything, just show up and get handed wine and food, but I asked mom for grandma's famous frog eye salad recipe. I can't remember a holiday without it and it wouldn't feel right not having it on the table
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It's the first thanksgiving without grandma. We usually don't bring anything, just show up and get handed wine and food, but I asked mom for grandma's famous frog eye salad recipe. I can't remember a holiday without it and it wouldn't feel right not having it on the table
Jailbreaking my windshield wipers to add a setting so powerful it immediately flips my car over
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Jailbreaking my windshield wipers to add a setting so powerful it immediately flips my car over
Revolutionizing vehicular technology by inventing a flashing light that signals to other drivers what direction you're about to go
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Revolutionizing vehicular technology by inventing a flashing light that signals to other drivers what direction you're about to go
Me, an idiot: today is the perfect day to zip over to the office 50 miles away, surely no one will be out driving the day before thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me, an idiot: today is the perfect day to zip over to the office 50 miles away, surely no one will be out driving the day before thanksgiving
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
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Tina Turner on the Eiffel Tower — Peter Lindbergh, 1989
September 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Tina Turner on the Eiffel Tower — Peter Lindbergh, 1989
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[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
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