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Scotty Ray

@theterminizer.bsky.social

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all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · Aug 30

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle

Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle

Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle

Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle

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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · Oct 16

"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 13h

(mariners win two games on the road) aww, you’re sweet!

(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 13h

Ask your doctor if SMYFRNA is the name of a drug

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 14h

Bringing a list of several dozen medications to ask my doctor about after watching one baseball game

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 15h

Do you even have a soundcloud, bro?

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 15h

I love my job at the medication naming institute, grabbing a handful of scrabble tiles and throwing them on the ground

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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 16h

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 16h

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 15h

Have you cashed in your internet fame with a memecoin yet?

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👻Wereman 🐺🎃 @spookarties.bsky.social · Dec 1

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 17h

This is the first ever all 'Ers LCS: Dodgers, Brewers, Mariners, Hosers

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 17h

Harrowing. Glad you're ok 🙏

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h

I've heard of double post but this is ridiculous!

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h

🎶 there's a Surman breaking both his balls
He'd like to have some children but now he can't at all

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h

Yes, the goal is definitely the only noteworthy thing that happened in this video, well done

Portland Timbers @timbers.com · 23h

ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🙌

FINN SURMAN INTERNATIONAL GOAL FOR NEW ZEALAND!

🎥: New Zealand Football/IG

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

For every MEAT license plate you don't buy, I'll buy 3!

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

Come on you spuds

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta ask yourself one question

A hand holding an old Nintendo zapper gun menacingly in a musty attic

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no, I'm trying not to think about how close in age I am to your dad. I first played Space Invaders on Atari with my grandpa and then grew up with an NES, which I still have and play. The gun was a technological wonder!

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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 1d

Scam text: Your freaking uh.. the microwave just beeped. Retrieve your food here:

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

Numerology guy who's convinced there are secret messages in his 2FA codes

Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

Hey now, some of us were screaming it

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 1d

<sitting on my couch with an apple cider> you've gotta let that pitch hit you in the kneecap man

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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d

When I definitely meant to do that

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

"what the fuck just happened"

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

"what the fuck just happened"

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