“We treat assholes right” is a good slogan for a proctology practice that specializes in difficult clientele

young republicans weren’t openly racist until the tail end of the clinton years. yes my job is writing about politics why do you ask

I think the idea of "cancel culture" persists mainly because it conveniently is some outside force acting on someone rather than them torching their reputation all on their own

I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.

nailed it!!! absolutely iconic work by @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social

This cat looks like it’s about to start a fighting tournament to promote the strength of the Mishima Zaibatsu corporation

I found a 19th century Cat Villain!

Legitimately disgusting that were getting legal rigging of elections and nobody cares in the media or the electorate. This is not that functionally different than tossing out thousands of votes to help your side win.

Dismissing my grandparents as "ancestor slop"

"Roughly three out of every four high-value, “emergency procurement” contracts the governor’s office has awarded are missing the legally required public documentation,"

our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength

they should add a new M&M character who's bad at reading social cues and makes the other M&Ms a little uncomfortable to be around

They should donate the money they’re spending on a redesign to education instead

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:

- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

the worst part of cutting the head off the snake is having the whole rest of the snake to deal with

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

I had the soundtrack on my phone for years and it was great

everyone involved with jeffery epstein needs to be investigated immediately

We had this monthlong project where we were supposed to find a book by a foreign author and then write an essay in class analyzing it and I didn’t remember until we had to write the essay so I had to make up a book and quotes and analyze the made up book and I added a lot of memes to the essay

Two years ago today I made this little love letter to Harmontown. Thank you so much again to everyone who helped out with the chorus, made it much more special!

#harmontown

@danharmon.bsky.social @robschrab.bsky.social @thesixler.bsky.social @kevin.day

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HaW...

i wonder if a sufficient number of viable democrats have it in them to effectively counter a narrative of "i am tanking the economy, firing everyone i can, and sending soldiers to push you around if i dont like the way you think, and also lee greenwood is the only music allowed"

More history from this Nazi adulated by the Trump team. These are explicit, proud Nazis who scream and cry and call every referee they can find when you quote their Nazism back to them.