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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 7h

oh my god

"My newest hobby is finding lines from The Simpsons that could pass for Morrissey song titles."

I took this image from somewhere else and can't write all of these out on my phone, so if you're reading this because you need the alt-text, take the opportunity to brainstorm some good ones of your own.

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The Masque of the Red Deathist @jrbolt.bsky.social · 7h

Well I saw A-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. They're substantially brighter and more memorable-looking than C-Beams. Your thing is cool too though I guess

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Caitlin Gilbert @caitlingilbert.bsky.social · 1d

I’m crying

www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

He is, instead, a 59-year-old Long Island wine importer named Bill DeBlasio, who merely responded to an email from a journalist seeking his views on Democrat Zohran Mamdani’s policies.

“I’m Bill DeBlasio. I’ve always been Bill DeBlasio,” DeBlasio said in an interview conducted Wednesday evening through his Ring doorbell in Huntington Station, Long Island, from his current location in Florida.

“I never once said I was the mayor. He never addressed me as the mayor,” DeBlasio told Semafor Wednesday evening. “So I just gave him my opinion.”

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shart brut @stevorighthere.bsky.social · 1d

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 1d

God made all hallow’s eve, not all hallow’s Steve

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shart brut @stevorighthere.bsky.social · 2d

This guy?

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shart brut @stevorighthere.bsky.social · 2d

Biden 2028

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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 3d

[The Realist in me]: "You have lead poisoning"

[The Alchemist in me]: "We could turn this into gold poisoning.."

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LuUuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 4d

Is your child texting about the song
"Walking in Memphis" by Marc Cohn?

What your teens texts ACTUALLY mean

pimbss - put on my blue suede shoes bp - boarded the plane wim- walking in Memphis
iwwwmftfoob - I was walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
stgoe - saw the ghost of Elvis tgcott - they've got catfish on the table dirftwif - do I really feel the way I feel?

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 4d

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

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JB stan account @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 5d

The town in the background of this image is probably D+80

A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 5d

Openly Nazi propaganda and aesthetic from the U.S. Department of Labor’s official Facebook page.

From the US Department of laborers official Facebook page:

“The American Dream belongs to the American People. The process is in place and the mission is set—Project Firewall will restore the American Dream by ensuring American Jobs go to AMERICANS FIRST.”

This is accompanied by an AI illustration in the style of fascist propaganda, depicting a young Caucasian man standing in extreme foreground. In the background, rolling Hills dotted here and there with houses and a church; the caption reads “restoring the American dream.”

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 5d

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 5d

The airport is a fucking madhouse. Everyone has Bluejay Fever. The baseball kind not the kind that took my uncle on that crisp november morning in 1997

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shart brut @stevorighthere.bsky.social · 7d

Guy who pretends to be a veteran and drives a spotless $85,000 pickup truck talking about decadence.

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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 7d

An Egg McMuffin, a cup of coffee and a McDonald's-branded 1.5 inch Panasonic tv... the recipe for the perfect morning (1986)

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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 8d

plus ça change

Politics & Poll Tracker
@PollTracker2024
X.com
Graham Platner shows off cover-up tattoo of Nazi symbol in interview with local Maine news outlet:

it’s a crude celtic knot design over a wolf or something

wint @dril
the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
7:30 PM • 3/9/15 • Twitter Web Client
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shart brut @stevorighthere.bsky.social · 8d

They really are just dinosaurs with more feathers.

Zoo Boise @zooboise.bsky.social · 9d

Toogle loves carving pumpkins! 🎃

Come see him and other Zoo Boise animals receive Halloween treats, plus trick or treat stations, costume contests, and lots more fun on Saturday, Oct. 25 and Sunday, Oct. 26 for Boo at the Zoo, presented by Delta Dental of Idaho.

🎥: So. ground hornbill enrichment

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shart brut @stevorighthere.bsky.social · 9d

This will be used as a pretext to send troops into NYC.

Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 9d

Hundreds of people protesting ICE in downtown manhattan right now. Reads and Broadway. NYPD cops in riot gear on scene.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 11d

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:

RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine

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shart brut @stevorighthere.bsky.social · 11d

TASK, goddamn.

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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 11d

Where can I buy this, chat?

Photo of a cap with the text: hello, 1am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 12d

lmao

The secret chord that David played SOLVED

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22d

I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 22d

👀👀👀👀

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shart brut @stevorighthere.bsky.social · 24d

Celebrating a good cholesterol test with a steak and potatoes topped with herbed butter.

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shart brut @stevorighthere.bsky.social · 25d

Semi off topic, sorry.

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