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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · Sep 14

yeah i’m a tradwife: unable to keep up with basic daily tasks due to suspected psychiatric issues, so i will eventually be lobotomized

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 20m

my hobby? being cringe.

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 39m

Did you guys realize that this is the only year when Christmas is on 25/25/25? 😱😱😱

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 3h

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Charlie goes to the crevice

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18h

My entire personality is a crudely woven tapestry of traumas and disorders

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 17h

love your hair! 💖

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

They only have four strings so they should be called ‘ivolins’.

Thanks for reading.

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 1d

seasonal allergies are so dumb oh nooOoO the plants are having sex oh nOooO someone turned the heat on for the first time in months let me develop an illness about it.. fuckass immune system

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 1d

oh no don’t tell me there’s another horn dog on the loose 🙈

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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 2d

It won't be a GREAT Depression, it'll be the BEST Depression! The most beautiful depression you've ever SEEN!

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deadshock @debbshock.blue · 1d

logging on

the church lady from SNL, which was Dana Carvey, captioned good morning sinners

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macnult @macnult.com · 1d

i’m so hungry i could eat a third wolf

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 1d

internalizing depression, allowing it to become a personality trait (squidward, eeyore, dr. house MD)

vs just being a person going through depression, not letting it become a key component of your identity. having a well rounded self image separate from who you are when you’re depressed.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 1d

Recently Divorced Hard Drinking Detective Has Unexpected Design Aesthetic

Middle aged man with a bottle of vodka and a gun passed out on a sofa in a kind of shabby chic/new agey living room.

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 1d

??..?.???..????..??.. source?
i have personally seen with my own eyeballs the entry documents on which my grandfather’s name varies from his name in poland.
there are lots of harmful immigration myths but idk if this is entirely one of them?

Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social · 1d

Now, more than ever, it's important to understand why so many the myths we tell ourselves about immigration are actually very harmful.

First of all, your great-great-grandparents names *were not changed* at Ellis Island. No one there had the authority to do that.

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 1d

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 2d

This is not what the 21st century looked like in the brochure.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 2d

Someone was telling me that they were on their way to a pet pharmacy. Pretty disappointed that I couldn’t go with them, since I’m certain that dogs in lab coats filling prescriptions would be adorable.

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 2d

i'm canadian by proxy why are we working today it's thanksgiving

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 2d

charlie kelly coded

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jun 5

You, 6ft tall, full head of hair: i cant get into these crevices im too big and they snag my hair.

Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · Jan 11

Air Friar

Old painting of a friar seemingly flying

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 2d

OCD is a huge comorbidity that goes hand in hand with anorexia. the xenophobia is a separate issue from an eating disorder but i see how racism around different cultures food could lend itself to the anorexia/OCD framework (unfortunately)

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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 2d

Cormbreb

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 2d

florida man, wyoming man is comin for your spot

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 2d

why can i hear this picture 🥲