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James Damron

@runswindows95.bsky.social

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I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet... https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2buszeswki7om655q/feed/aaaphve27t2ti

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · Apr 11

I currently do have two blogs going. The first one is random thoughts, poetry, writing, etc. The second one is going to be recipes and cooking only.

1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com

The Great Novel Life

The Great Novel Life My mind is my paper Athlon Rhythm

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 4h

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Baby Yoda Chicken Nuggets Song

YouTube video by Herr Fuchs

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 5h

I found a dino-shaped nuggie in my bag of regular chicken nuggies, and I feel like life isn't going to get any better than this.

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 6h

I’m reading a book on orgasms
I can’t come to the phone right now

Deanna Jacques @djacques.bsky.social · 9h

I'm reading a book on fishing. I'm hooked.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18h

I’m ready a book on adhesives. I can’t seem to peel myself away

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · Apr 23

As long as you're moving..

You can say this to strangers

"SEE WHAT I DID THERE?"

No one can stop you

You might also throw in..

"Nice eyebrows"

If you're deranged enough

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 6h

Woke Noah on ark next to sign reading

Only misfits and weirdos all the rest hang left until you reach the Carnival Cruise

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6h

It stinks.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6h

I read a book about my sex life. There was no climax...

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 6h

I read a book about prophecies. It was pretty predictable

The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 6h

I'm reading a book about premature ejaculation. I can't wait to finish.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 6h

I read a book about prophecies. It was pretty predictable

The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 6h

I'm reading a book about premature ejaculation. I can't wait to finish.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 9h

I started reading the first book in a series on infomercials. But wait- there’s more!

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6h

Trying to be slick?

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 9h

I read a book on tornadoes. I was blown away!

Deanna Jacques @djacques.bsky.social · 9h

I'm reading a book on riptides. It pulled me right in.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 9h

I started reading the first book in a series on infomercials. But wait- there’s more!

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The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 6h

I'm reading a book about ghosts. It's haunting.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18h

I’m ready a book on adhesives. I can’t seem to peel myself away

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1d

I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 6h

Man standing outside restaurant

I see fed people

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Kimster Boo @aquavulva.bsky.social · 21h

I got a picture of this cool spiderweb yesterday morning 💚

A spiderweb on the frame of a standalone swing. A tree swing can be seen in the lower right side of the frame. The sun is shining brightly on the left. Nondescript greenery can be seen.

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The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 6h

I'm reading a book about black holes. It totally sucks.

Deanna Jacques @djacques.bsky.social · 9h

I'm reading a book on fishing. I'm hooked.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18h

I’m ready a book on adhesives. I can’t seem to peel myself away

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 6h

My dog just came into my office, crop dusted me, and left. I'd be pissed if I wasn't so proud.

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The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 6h

I'm reading a book about weights and measures. It's heavy and way too long.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18h

I’m ready a book on adhesives. I can’t seem to peel myself away

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1d

I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6h

That's crude.

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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 6h

I hope everyone had a happy and successful "No Bra Day." I know I did!

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 6h

The purest form of comedy is the dog leaving the room after you've farted. I love science

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The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 6h

I'm reading a book about oil rigs. It's boring.

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1d

I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6h

They were singing ABBA...

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6h

Today's thought:

Tutus = clothing that inspires dreams
Muumuus = clothing for expired dreams

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ChefBoo-so🎃🥧👻 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 9h

She was boarded up and gone like an old summer song
Nothing but an empty shell
I pulled in and stopped into my old spot
I pulled a bottle of Jack out of a paper bag
Poured one for me and one for you as well
Then it was one more shot poured out onto the parking lot

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Bruce Springsteen - Moonlight Motel (Official Audio)

YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6h

I was going to post something serious today, but I know no one would take it serious. Also, never drink beer giving to you by a drunk koala. It leads to a place filled with clowns who sing pop songs while forcing you to eat packaging peanuts.

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Hiro Ohta @xlix.me · 6h

Flow without asking where the current goes.

📍Marunouchi, Tokyo

Photo by Hiro Ohta with iPhone. Tokyo Kaikan, Marunouchi, Tokyo.

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