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ALTON🏺🦊

@rudefoxalton.bsky.social

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Butlerian Jihad Now! Rude communist Fox. He/Him Co-host on @vgatwtoe.bsky.social A podcast about the socioeconomics of master chief being your father. Linktree: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton

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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · Jan 18

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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 33m

The arc or history is long but it bends towards the stupidest shit you can imagine. Just real boneheaded bullshit.

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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 49m

Hitting that shit that takes you to the black Lodge.

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 19h

As said before basically unemployable weirdos are disappearing people who work the jobs that make basic society function

Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 1d

America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 19h

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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 18h

This is way less shocking once you know that film studios do this all the time when they need the rights to something.

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 18h

I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 18h

Dawg…

Zoom in of Nick O’Neill wearing a labubu

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 16h

Is that the worst thing Obama did

Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 1d

I miss the times when the worst thing a President did was wear a tan suit

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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 14h

Openly fascist pigs

Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 15h

Well, at least you know where they stand.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Milo Yiannopoulos •
@Nero
POLL: I'd rather my child had
feminism
cancer
21,232 votes • Final results

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 21h

lol

Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

Come on Donny you can’t make it this easy

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1d

George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?

Aide : over 7 million sir

George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 1d

The crowd did not disperse, an instead started playing Tubthumping by Chumbawamba — I get knocked down, but I get up again.

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 1d

Portland ICE facility now.

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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 1d

They gotta get an SCP fast food mascot. Like a terrible beast that will turn everything into fried nuggets if it escapes confinement.

ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 1d

Second this. He sneaks around giving people burgers.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

these no kings rallies are clearly just big echo chambers. where’s the discourse? so everyone here hates kings? have you considered that your signs might be offensive to kings in your neighborhood

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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 1d

Somehow I feel like this will be more damaging for him than the horrific human rights abuses and violence, because Americans are pretty used to that. Posting cringe though? No coming back from that.

ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 1d

God, I'm offline for a day and miss the president of the United States of America posting an AI video of him dumping shit on protesters.

molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 1d

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1d

For the curious

ICE Officer Arrested for DUI w/ Kids: in Car. Not Happy About it!
The CrimePiece • 796K views • 2 days ago

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 1d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNHx...

Davie504 found an AI music site that allowed someone to pay for the pro plan that lets them upload music to slop onto, which they then used to steal his music *and named the tracks after the videos they were stolen from*

I'm Suing

YouTube video by Davie504

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 1d

was it something I said

I'm responding to a blocked post: no offense but were you dropped on your head as a baby and then several more times as an adult

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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 1d

I love doing shit that microsoft windows clearly doesn't want me to. Honestly, at this point I may just need to bite the bullet and do the work to swap to linux.

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🕯️ Crowley Rae Jepsen 🕯️ @mags.colvett.online · 1d

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”

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