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Bogey

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Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent. New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Oct 11

A one eyed rotting corpse stares in the mirror stating “I’m fine.”

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 5h

i have 2 wolves inside of me, one of them is microplastic the other one is 85% lead protein

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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 2h

People may make fun of Sizzler, but that salad bar is bangin…

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 10d

Any time a woman says someone can suck her dick A) she's heated AF & 2) it's low key hot

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 14h

The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert.

The Flandalorian

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Of Damage and Devotion @broonsy.bsky.social · 1d

I breathe you in and for a little while the world stops.

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 5d

hanging on by a thread sounds way too cute and diy for what it feels like

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

A man will tell you the answer immediately after you just gave it to him

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2d

What a shitty thing to say, I love that

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 3d

People don't really like it when I'm gerrymandering the pizza to get the most toppings

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 4d

Current status: singing the Temptations’ “My Girl” in a Cookie Monster voice substituting “Coo-kie”

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 4d

Peter Capaldi’s Doctor Who delivering the quoted post in a speech bubble

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 4d

My rhymes are prime meridian
My beats are non-euclidian
My seat's a carved obsidian
My fit's a big amphibian

- MCThulu

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 2d

Tron: Ares Nutz

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 2d

You look like you could use a hippo blep

A pygmy hippo lying at the corner of a concrete cliff and fake bamboo fence at tye Louisville Zoo, sticking its tongue out at you

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

[flashlight under chin, whispers:]

Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

What’s worse are the undeclared thumb wars

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2h

Young Republicans are praising Hitler. Here's why Democrats are to blame.

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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 5d

Amphibians lead the way

Pride Was A Riot, Sacramento @pridewasariot.bsky.social · 5d

Now with #AltText

A black background has white text at the top that says “amphifa.” Two flags over each other, common antifa flags, have a black flag and a green one. An image of a green frog facing left with a blue ascot sits on the black flag. Circling the flags is the text, “amphibians against fascism.”

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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 3d

I can't make it through the day without my emotional support ibuprofen.

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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day!

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 2h

I couldn’t not, but I didn’t anyway.

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 8h

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 6h

Bear who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 6h

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 2h

RALLY ROUND THE FAMILY
Subaru drifting around an mega-Facebook basic white family

POCKET FULL OF SHELLS
Jeans pocket filled with creamy Mac and cheese shells

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