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James Alvarez

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Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero https://theobscuregentlemen.com https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · Jan 19

Coworker: Are you watching anything good?

Me: The end of civilization

Coworker: Is that on Netflix?

Me: Netflix?

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19d

White people love a reenactment

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · Nov 25

I’m going to get so many free clothes when the rapture comes.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 29d

I like to bring a guitar with me to parties as a threat to anyone who tries to talk to me.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 29d

You’re too kind

James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 29d

On the first day of the 47th year of my life I chose to start by doing my favorite thing. Going to the gym with my little darlin’ Laila. It’s never too late to be better and feel better. I love life, my family and friends. Find the little things in this dark world.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 29d

I like to bring a guitar with me to parties as a threat to anyone who tries to talk to me.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · Sep 11

Me: Can I paint your nails?

Jesus: …

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · Sep 11

if you say amen during a prayer you are hanging up on god you monsters

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · Sep 8

There were a few songs that asked "Ya'll ready for this?"

I always said I was ready for this.

But deep down, I knew I wasn't.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Sep 9

Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · Sep 10

I imagine wild horses could drag me pretty far away actually.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · Sep 10

I’ve never coached my kids in any sport but I have yelled at them while they play Mario Kart.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · Sep 3

Being an adult means promising yourself you’ll get on a better sleep schedule every day until you die

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · Jul 22

“still punk as fuck” i whisper, as in my delirium i attempt to vape using a thermometer

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · Sep 7

I’m in the second half of the movie Goodfellas part of my life.

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SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social · Oct 14

Remember when we had to carry around our flip phones AND a digital camera? My god we were like pack mules

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · Sep 7

I’m in the second half of the movie Goodfellas part of my life.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · Nov 18

It’s not the dead parents that make you the Batman. It’s having rich dead parents that make you Batman.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Nov 13

*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · Sep 6

this is not a sitcom and there will be no immediate resolution at the end of the episode.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Sep 6

(scrolling through job postings for 20 minutes) Maybe this doesn't matter. Maybe nothing matters at all. Maybe the industrial revolution was a mistake

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · Feb 27

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But now, it's mostly the worst of times.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · Feb 24

When I drive and you’re in another car. Just know that your name is mother fucker.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · Jun 4

Welcome to the jungle. Do you have a reservation?

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