nonelvis
@nonelvis.com
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Self-hating batchipper, apparently. She/her. UX strategist & designer; mod of whofic.com. Based in Greater Bostonia, Massachusetts. Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.
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misterfungi.bsky.social
2004: mark zuckerberg invents a website he can use to spy on girls without their knowledge

2025: mark zuckerberg invents glasses he can use to spy on girls without their knowledge
atrupar.com
of all the things I am not going to buy, this is the thing I am not going to buy the most
nonelvis.com
He is poorly socialized enough that literally anything will set him back, and you unfortunately can't control what that might be. He will get past it eventually, I promise.
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iheartfatapollo.bsky.social
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nonelvis.com
Dale will hardly be the first cat they have dealt with who has this issue.
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If there's discharge, yeah, I'd email the photos to the vet.
nonelvis.com
Everything Clark writes is 🔥
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If you are at all interested in accessibility, this looks great ... and it's FREE!
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Congratulations!
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sarahgailey.bsky.social
books should have an anti-acknowledgements section where the author talks shit about all the people who fucked them over while they were trying to write the thing. not bc I personally want to write one but bc I love gossip
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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gailsimone.bsky.social
The most likely X-Man to sing Can I Borrow A Feeling is Cyclops.
nonelvis.com
Dang groundhogs!!!
nonelvis.com
man, you go to bed for a few hours, you wake up, your skyline is entirely brassicas

(my brassica opinion is that they're all good, and I love that my CSA gives us romanesco broccoli even if one of the ones I got last week is literally the size of my head)
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parsley72.bsky.social
“Those frog costumes have got built-in optical lasers designed by Bill Gates”.
faineg.bsky.social
someone on the Internet who really wants to convince you to shine lasers at manned aircraft as a protest tactic “because they did it in Chile in 2019” is either:

1. a fascist fed, or,

2. so terminally stupid that they have become functionally indistinguishable from one
nonelvis.com
Ooh, that cast! And Sally Wainwright is always a mark of quality. Hopefully this will hit Britbox!
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unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
tyranny.sparklenoise.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“a supply chain attack”
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ygrene.bsky.social
reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it
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transsalamander.bsky.social
Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss
@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

9:09am - 9/9/2025 180K Views
nonelvis.com
anyway, catching up with Celebrity Traitors tonight \o/
nonelvis.com
Absolutely wiped out, mostly not for cooking reasons, but I made suya and jollof rice and a nice cucumber salad and also something not entirely unlike sachertorte, and okay, the cooking has something to do with it, but mostly I have been exercising too much and need to rest 😐
nonelvis.com
I honestly wasn't sure which way they'd go here, but I'm glad they did the right thing.
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sending you 40 beers for this
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thedrewstarr.bsky.social
MIT was MIT when Donald was a pup
And MIT will be MIT when Donald's time is up
And any fascist Son of a Bitch who thinks he's in our class
Can pucker up his rosy lips and kiss the beaver's ass
universalhub.com
MIT declares it's not bowing down before the convicted felon in chief and his toadies
www.universalhub.com/2025/mit-dec...