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Kathryn Salamander
@transsalamander.bsky.social
Tranny fag dyke, furry (jackalope), artist, toy collector, and Hellaverse trash (she/her) ΘΔ ∍⧽⧼∊ 🔞 On Twitter I once made a tweet that helped hatch a thousand eggs. Throne wishlist: https://throne.com/transsalamander
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If you've ever enjoyed the silly things I write online and wanted to support me, AFTER you support the fundraisers of other far more in-need trans women I often share on here, you can help me in my efforts to buy a new PC to replace my 13-year-old computer 💕

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One of the biggest shocks of my adult life was realizing there's a hidden division in society between people who think certain acts - cruelty, torture, murder - are inherently wrong, versus the majority of people who think there are no wrong actions, just incorrect targets.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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having orgasms is bourgeois. chastity is proletarian and revolutionary
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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(WIP) More Sallie May footage!
#HelluvaBrawl #HelluvaBoss #HazbinHotel
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Robots
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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this is true for any and every Hotgirl u see. yes theres usually some luck in a couple aspects but nobody becomes This Hot without a lot of work
I was blessed in some ways (eyes, hair) but I have to stress that the result you’re seeing is the result of eight years of learning and discovery and experimenting and work
Glow up of indescribable proportions
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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By the way, if you ever feel like throwing me a few extra bucks to help support me leaning more into art, it's always appreciated!

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August 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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A little talked about symptom of ADHD is Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria (RSD).

This is an intense feeling that everyone hates you.

RSD comes in waves, and does not require events to trigger it. You can be walking along with friends having a great time and suddenly you feel an outsider.
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Black Flag might be the funniest game ever because imagine making the best single-player pirate adventure game for years to come but implementing a feature where it regularly grinds to a halt to play through unrelated hour-long segments where you check your emails at your office cubicle job
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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These dramatic dumbasses whose feelings for each other only align when one of them is in danger of dying.
#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Other times it's adorable interactions like this

#DigimonStoryTimeStranger
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sometimes training Digimon involves replying with "Nothing you need to worry about" when they ask you what love is, or "I think you're imagining things" when they comment that you and them make a good team
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Other than the fact that they're both technically forms of metamorphosis, Digimon's Digivolution trees branching and overlapping a ton, plus benefits from de-Digivolving makes the process feel almost nothing like evolution in Pokémon, and I think that's really neat.
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Minor complaint I have with minmaxing in Digimon Time Stranger:

It's nice that there are Agent Skills that let you cut down on digivolution requirements, but the fact that you need personalities to match, & personalities are what determine which attributes get boosted, makes for some weird plotting
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Daily #1870 - Blue
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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no way 😭
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Poor people are, quite famously and overwhelmingly, the only ones making art, in fact
“Poor people have a right to art!”

They sure do. So get to it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Also if you have a computer to write shitty prompts into an ai with you jave a machine that can run free art programs like Krita. Your phone can run IbisPaint, etc and a phone stylus is cheap as hell. Its really so easy you just aren't willing to put in the work to find these resources
“Poor people have a right to art!”

They sure do. So get to it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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~* it’s beginning to look a lot like gay cardinal season *~
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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letter art, electronic gaming monthly, magazine (2001) archive.org/details/elec...
August 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Just note. Yes, YIKES mistake but NO this was not done in any way intentionally. Assets go thru a lot of changes before being finalized for the show and, in this case, an older asset was ACCIDENTALLY used by our merch partner. It’s being fixed and the adjusted item will be in the shop shortly.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM