Henn, known robot kisser
@iwriterobots.com
Co-host on @thevorthoscast.bsky.social
MtG Essayist, TTRPG Dev
Sci-Fi Writer, Trans person in MTG
New Perspectives 2025
[he/they/any]🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
MTG Writers: https://discord.gg/W94juMmUYm
Find my work at: https://linktr.ee/iwriterobots
✉️ [email protected]
MtG Essayist, TTRPG Dev
Sci-Fi Writer, Trans person in MTG
New Perspectives 2025
[he/they/any]🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
MTG Writers: https://discord.gg/W94juMmUYm
Find my work at: https://linktr.ee/iwriterobots
✉️ [email protected]
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Defining Robots in Magic: the Gathering
YouTube video by iwriterobots
youtu.be
Hello!
My name is Henn or iwriterobots on the internet. I make video essays discussing all things robots in Magic: the Gathering from a lore and flavor perspective.
Curious about how MTG classifies its robots? I've got a video about it right here!
youtu.be/1ScK-M4AR2A?...
My name is Henn or iwriterobots on the internet. I make video essays discussing all things robots in Magic: the Gathering from a lore and flavor perspective.
Curious about how MTG classifies its robots? I've got a video about it right here!
youtu.be/1ScK-M4AR2A?...
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"I asked chatgpt"
Well I asked the gay little magic players in my discord
Well I asked the gay little magic players in my discord
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"I asked chatgpt"
Well I asked the gay little magic players in my discord
Well I asked the gay little magic players in my discord
So which one of you is the knife witch and which one is beedo meemaw?
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 AM
So which one of you is the knife witch and which one is beedo meemaw?
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With the release of #MTGLorwyn, Magic Story moves one set closer to the finale of the three-year story arc!
Confused over year names? We can't crack that last redaction, but this visual helps break down set releases against each yearly arc making up the larger Metronome arc. #Vorthos
Confused over year names? We can't crack that last redaction, but this visual helps break down set releases against each yearly arc making up the larger Metronome arc. #Vorthos
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
With the release of #MTGLorwyn, Magic Story moves one set closer to the finale of the three-year story arc!
Confused over year names? We can't crack that last redaction, but this visual helps break down set releases against each yearly arc making up the larger Metronome arc. #Vorthos
Confused over year names? We can't crack that last redaction, but this visual helps break down set releases against each yearly arc making up the larger Metronome arc. #Vorthos
Robot fact of the day: i am very, very gay
January 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Robot fact of the day: i am very, very gay
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One last full-throated cry for pre-orders, as the window closes today. Books will be released on April 7th, 2026; I will be appearing at @crowsnest.quest, @illusivecomics.com, and Zulu's Board Game Cafe Bothell to sign and personalize copies.
All first edition printings will include a special card.
All first edition printings will include a special card.
So why do I keep going on and on about OMENS OF CHAOS? A couple of reasons.
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
One last full-throated cry for pre-orders, as the window closes today. Books will be released on April 7th, 2026; I will be appearing at @crowsnest.quest, @illusivecomics.com, and Zulu's Board Game Cafe Bothell to sign and personalize copies.
All first edition printings will include a special card.
All first edition printings will include a special card.
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Hello!! To kick off the Lorwyn release, I'll be doing a blind auction for this process sketch for Dawnhand Eulogist. This is a sketch I did for the final painting to scan and paint over, touched up to make it look nice : ) It is graphite on masonite board.
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Hello!! To kick off the Lorwyn release, I'll be doing a blind auction for this process sketch for Dawnhand Eulogist. This is a sketch I did for the final painting to scan and paint over, touched up to make it look nice : ) It is graphite on masonite board.
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Cheeky Zabaz doodle
January 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Cheeky Zabaz doodle
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yeah whatever Chell and GLaDOS have going on
more of that
more of that
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
yeah whatever Chell and GLaDOS have going on
more of that
more of that
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Log off and go enjoy Lorwyn Eclipsed.
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Log off and go enjoy Lorwyn Eclipsed.
Two dubloons
(this has been my one contractually obligated prerelease post)
(this has been my one contractually obligated prerelease post)
January 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Two dubloons
(this has been my one contractually obligated prerelease post)
(this has been my one contractually obligated prerelease post)
This is legitimately one of the funniest episodes I think we've recorded btw. Definitely worth a listen.
Magic story has been so good this year.
Magic story has been so good this year.
It's here! Our 2025 Year in Review, where we talk about all of the biggest hits and misses of the last year! This is a long episode, but it's a good one, so don't miss it!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
371 - 2025 Year in Review
Podcast Episode · The Vorthos Cast · 01/12/2026 · 1h 19m
podcasts.apple.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This is legitimately one of the funniest episodes I think we've recorded btw. Definitely worth a listen.
Magic story has been so good this year.
Magic story has been so good this year.
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A close friend of mine lost a relative suddenly to a heart attack. He did not have insurance. Now they face a significant bill that they cant pay
I know shits hard for everyone right now, but if you could toss them a couple bucks, or press the buttons, it'd mean a lot. Thanks 🩷
gofund.me/5505a3dda
I know shits hard for everyone right now, but if you could toss them a couple bucks, or press the buttons, it'd mean a lot. Thanks 🩷
gofund.me/5505a3dda
Donate to Laying My Brother to Rest with Love, organized by Debbie Walters
Please help us lay my brother to rest. He passed away suddenly at the age of 53 wit… Debbie Walters needs your support for Laying My Brother to Rest with Love
gofund.me
January 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
A close friend of mine lost a relative suddenly to a heart attack. He did not have insurance. Now they face a significant bill that they cant pay
I know shits hard for everyone right now, but if you could toss them a couple bucks, or press the buttons, it'd mean a lot. Thanks 🩷
gofund.me/5505a3dda
I know shits hard for everyone right now, but if you could toss them a couple bucks, or press the buttons, it'd mean a lot. Thanks 🩷
gofund.me/5505a3dda
Please read Lorwyn Eclipsed side stories, I need Cerys and Rhain fanart
magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...
magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...
January 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Please read Lorwyn Eclipsed side stories, I need Cerys and Rhain fanart
magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...
magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...
Gold Myr? Like those things they gave Jesus?
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Gold Myr? Like those things they gave Jesus?
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Also I'm sorry but you're telling me there's only ONE nonbinary person in the whole of this plane where trees talk and faeries drink dream stuff and literal FIRE ELEMENTALS with rock skin are sapient people? Sure yeah whatever man lmao.
Love to see pronoun clarification returning in the latest "Legends of" article!
With this kind of open, official source of character pronouns being routine now, would love to see the way opened for neopronouns and dual pronouns in Magic story!
#Vorthos
With this kind of open, official source of character pronouns being routine now, would love to see the way opened for neopronouns and dual pronouns in Magic story!
#Vorthos
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Also I'm sorry but you're telling me there's only ONE nonbinary person in the whole of this plane where trees talk and faeries drink dream stuff and literal FIRE ELEMENTALS with rock skin are sapient people? Sure yeah whatever man lmao.
Love to see pronoun clarification returning in the latest "Legends of" article!
With this kind of open, official source of character pronouns being routine now, would love to see the way opened for neopronouns and dual pronouns in Magic story!
#Vorthos
With this kind of open, official source of character pronouns being routine now, would love to see the way opened for neopronouns and dual pronouns in Magic story!
#Vorthos
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Love to see pronoun clarification returning in the latest "Legends of" article!
With this kind of open, official source of character pronouns being routine now, would love to see the way opened for neopronouns and dual pronouns in Magic story!
#Vorthos
With this kind of open, official source of character pronouns being routine now, would love to see the way opened for neopronouns and dual pronouns in Magic story!
#Vorthos
"Now kith"
(Kin)
(Kin)
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"Now kith"
(Kin)
(Kin)
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Tomorrow is our 2025 Year in Review episode, discussing all things Vorthos from the past year of Magic! What were your biggest hits and biggest misses from Magic story—Aetherdrift, Tarkir: Dragonstorm, Edge of Eternities, and Lorwyn: Eclipsed—and other big Vorthos moments of the year?
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Tomorrow is our 2025 Year in Review episode, discussing all things Vorthos from the past year of Magic! What were your biggest hits and biggest misses from Magic story—Aetherdrift, Tarkir: Dragonstorm, Edge of Eternities, and Lorwyn: Eclipsed—and other big Vorthos moments of the year?
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January 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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All I could think about during the final lorwyn chapter
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
All I could think about during the final lorwyn chapter
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January 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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