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Henn, known robot kisser
@iwriterobots.com
Co-host on @thevorthoscast.bsky.social
MtG Essayist, TTRPG Dev
Sci-Fi Writer, Trans person in MTG
New Perspectives 2025
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MTG Writers: https://discord.gg/W94juMmUYm
Find my work at: https://linktr.ee/iwriterobots
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Hello!
My name is Henn or iwriterobots on the internet. I make video essays discussing all things robots in Magic: the Gathering from a lore and flavor perspective.

Curious about how MTG classifies its robots? I've got a video about it right here!
youtu.be/1ScK-M4AR2A?...
Defining Robots in Magic: the Gathering
YouTube video by iwriterobots
youtu.be
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Sometimes shit gets messy in the Forge. The kinda mess that requires a very specific Custodian.

#Myr
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Robots
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
BEST MYR CARD IN EXISTENCE WITH INCREDIBLE ART!!!!! BEHOLD!!!
Cleaning up the Dross isn't for the weak. It takes the best.

It takes Him. #Myr
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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weaponize me
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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So a lot of us woke up this morning to an email informing us that OMENS OF CHAOS (have you pre-ordered yet?) had been pushed from February 2026 to April 2026. People are understandably confused, not thrilled, and expressing both these things to me. So here's what I can say.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Did not mean to cause a panic, lamenting Elspeth comics and now this:
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Vorthoses watching all of the Magic story content from late this year get delayed...
#Vorthos
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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A boss gives orders. A leader glazes people up and flirts with them a little.

We're in the home stretch for our remake of Pacific Rim: Uprising in Lancer! GMed/Robot Mastered by @iwriterobots.com, soundtrack by @beholdyourfate.bsky.social!
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You're all very silly funny
I LOVE THE VENDILION CLIQUE SO MUCH! Can you name all three siblings? No cheating! :)
#Vorthos
alright this art slaps but damn what a washed magic card
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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As we move into a major shopping weekend, filled with sales and exciting offers, I wanted to remind y'all about OMENS OF CHAOS, the first print Magic the Gathering novel since 2019!
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I LOVE THE VENDILION CLIQUE SO MUCH! Can you name all three siblings? No cheating! :)
#Vorthos
alright this art slaps but damn what a washed magic card
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
FELLOW VORTHOSES SOUND OFF‼️📢
Alright it’s been a minute. It’s time for another Vorthos Round-Up! If you make Magic lore, story, or art content (I’m deliberately leaving this broad) please reply here!

If you have a favorite Magic Story creator, shout them out here.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Alright it’s been a minute. It’s time for another Vorthos Round-Up! If you make Magic lore, story, or art content (I’m deliberately leaving this broad) please reply here!

If you have a favorite Magic Story creator, shout them out here.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Considering picking up the new dndbeyond supplement for Lorwyn? Why not hear what we have to say first and maybe save yourself $15! 😅
Last week, D&D released "Lorwyn: First Light," a setting supplemental aimed at helping you play in the world of Lorwyn-Shadowmoor. This week, we're telling you all about it and asking the question: Is it worth it?

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
366 - Lorwyn: First Light
Podcast Episode · The Vorthos Cast · 11/24/2025 · 1h 7m
podcasts.apple.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Before the release of the Avatar sets, there was a single Magic card whose name contained "Yoshi".
Now there are 13!
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Got my copy of @sarenstone.com's
Follow Me Down!!! So excited, Saren was incredibly accommodating to me after I accidentally backed the campaign without rewards somehow! 😅

Incredible work, so much robotic goodness.
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Welp, I did it again. Now cuter and more purple 😜 Tiny Robot Wizard for @iwriterobots.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
LOOK AT THIS!!!!
Welp, I did it again. Now cuter and more purple 😜 Tiny Robot Wizard for @iwriterobots.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Hmmm... 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What legendary creature from Lorwyn-Shadowmoor should I build as my next flavor-focused EDH deck? 🤔
#Vorthos
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Hey friends,

As many of you may have guessed by my posting yesterday, I had a friend die tragically, unexpectedly, and far too young. Please donate what you can if you are able and keep his loved ones in your thoughts www.gofundme.com/f/contribute...
Donate to Contribute to Andrew's Memorial Service, organized by Theodore Lang
Our friend Andrew has passed unexpectedly, if you encountered him going out in t… Theodore Lang needs your support for Contribute to Andrew's Memorial Service
www.gofundme.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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It's the best day of the week: Preorder Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos Thursday! If you haven't preordered yet, consider how preordering a book for $20 or less could lead to you also winning this incredibly cool Mystical Archives Demonic Tutor! All entrants are guaranteed a good book!
We're excited for the upcoming Magic novel Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos by @seananmcguire.bsky.social!

If you've preordered the book, drop a reply with your receipt or a preorder screenshot below for a chance to win a spell directly from the Biblioplex itself: Demonic Tutor
(Ends 11/24)
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Your odds here are pretty fucking decent at 52 entries and counting. #Vorthos
We're excited for the upcoming Magic novel Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos by @seananmcguire.bsky.social!

If you've preordered the book, drop a reply with your receipt or a preorder screenshot below for a chance to win a spell directly from the Biblioplex itself: Demonic Tutor
(Ends 11/24)
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The modern robot character trope in fiction is, "oh no I've just woken up and console/command/network isn't reaponding! Guess it's just me."
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Lorwyn First Light is out today! This is a D&D supplement that takes players to the world of Lorwyn-Shadowmoor as it is today!

It won't be a physical book like our past MTG setting supplements (booooo!), and it's a lot shorter. But still worth checking out!
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM