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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · Jul 31

Thread of my favorite Magic cards of every set in release order because I feel like it. This might take a while
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Katie @legdotegg.bsky.social · 2h

While waiting in line for secret lair I finished a drawing of Nahiri as Ophelia I'm still going back and forth on whether I want to add flowers or not

when I hear the line rosemary for remembrance I think of her

#nahiri #mtg #mtgart #phyrexia #magicthegathering #ophelia #allwillbeone

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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 54m

Trans rights!

Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 4h

This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 6h

Apparently the Playstation ones are on the 27th

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 7h

Drake will be mine

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 7h

Ough I forgot it's today

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 7h

Electro plus any Firebending card is likely to be a deck I'm saying it now

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d

Then I think it's fine to say yes

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d

Depends on the deck that runs it imo.

Is the deck Group Hug or just running an average mana base? Yes everytime.

Does the deck have a land combo, landfall synergies, or Field of the Dead? Always and emphatically no.

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You’re Gwenough. @gwenthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

urza horkin down dogs so fast the enemy mage is too distracted to finish casting their spell

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d

I get what Shivam is trying to say; however, I'm gonna have Urza tap two Glizzies and cast Counterspell

Urza, Lord High Artificer
{2}{U}{U}
Legendary Creature — Human Artificer
When Urza enters, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with “This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.”
Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}.
{5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
1/4
Illustrated by Grzegorz Rutkowski

Counterspell
{U}{U}
Instant
Counter target spell.
Illustrated by Zack Stella

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d

Are you shaw that's the road you wanna walk, pardner?

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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 2d

The Magic community: The TMNT pizza lands must be AI, because who puts raspberries on pizza?
I: So like, last week I paid someone to make me a pizza with strawberries AND blueberries on it. Am I AI?

...I may be AI. My pizza says so.

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 2d

A reason why I could never hate Universes Beyond is because if we ever get a UB set for a Nintendo Game like Pokemon or Zelda I don't think I'd ever be able to financially recover. I might even have to sell some organs

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Thwarp of the Fomori @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 2d

okay I think this new rendering style has some promise.
It's a bit bright, but the palette is a def more interesting

ALSO LOOK AT THIS LIL BABY

sketch of a juvenile Spinosaurus balancing on a log in the middle of a bog

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 2d

BABY!!!!

Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 2d

That's what I'm saying

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KessWylie @kesswylie.kess.co · 2d

Hello to the ninja turtle fan

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Thwarp of the Fomori @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 2d

doodled a little baby lizard to practice a new rendering style

monochrome sketch of a juvenile spinosaurus balancing on a log in a bog

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 2d

I suspect the Spider-Man Comic-Con previews happening during EOE prerelease week may have been a big factor

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 3d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Dan Johnson @coil.bsky.social · Aug 28

While defending the luddite argument in Discord, I stumbled into this IMO succinct explanation for opposing generative AI:

At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.

AI impoverishes us at every step of the process:
- data centers pollute our environment
- energy use drives up costs
- content theft robs creators of income
- the actual output is used to displace workers and depress wages
- using it harms our mental health and impairs our competence
- the flood of AI slop is damaging our sociopolitical landscape

All in service of making a worse product - and world - to enrich a handful of already spectacularly wealthy people

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 2d

Day 7 is me @ customers that come in an hour before close

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Memento Moray @mmoray.bsky.social · 5d

#Drawtober 2025
Days 1-4

Inktober artworks for the first four days of Drawtober! I'm a little bit behind this year, but I want to see it through again.

I'm not operating from any particular prompt list, so I am open to suggestions!

An ink drawing of a winged figure half-submerged in a dark ichor.

An ink drawing of a centipede with a human eye climbing up an arm.

An ink drawing of a knight character pulling a cocoon from their face, under the light of a crescent moon. They stare intently at the camera with wide and unsettling eyes.

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 2d

You

a close up of a raccoon eating a piece of ice cream .

Alt: a close up of a raccoon eating a piece of cotton candy

media.tenor.com

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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 3d

What he claims: All Encompassing Eye

When released, the eye reveals to its wielder the nature of life

What it is: Small Abhorrent Oculus

When released, the iris opens revealing rows upon rows of mandibles and fangs. It attempts to eat the first thing it sees, can be tamed with meat