Carmen Klomparens
@carmparens.bsky.social
I run my mouth professionally & socially.
Sr Game Design; Broadcaster Wizards of the Coast (née Emma Handy)
opinions mine
#BLACKLIVESMATTER 🏳️⚧️
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@thequietfish.bsky.social
Sr Game Design; Broadcaster Wizards of the Coast (née Emma Handy)
opinions mine
#BLACKLIVESMATTER 🏳️⚧️
👰♀️
@thequietfish.bsky.social
Bro what the fuck is up on this kid's filter on my United flight? I accidentally clicked it and it deadass has Hitler's Last Stand as one of the like 5 options
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Bro what the fuck is up on this kid's filter on my United flight? I accidentally clicked it and it deadass has Hitler's Last Stand as one of the like 5 options
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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The Magic World Championship 31 metagame breakdown is out, and Izzet Lessons is the most-played Standard deck! #MTGWorlds
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Magic World Championship 31 metagame breakdown is out, and Izzet Lessons is the most-played Standard deck! #MTGWorlds
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it rules that every day now is just watching everything in your life get more expensive and worse and then also constantly being told that nothing is more expensive or worse
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
it rules that every day now is just watching everything in your life get more expensive and worse and then also constantly being told that nothing is more expensive or worse
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If JK Rowling herself doesn't separate her art from her transphobia, and has said she sees every Harry Potter fan as a fan of her transphobia, and uses every dollar she makes to fund transphobia, I need people to stop insisting they "separate art from artist" because it's beyond disingenuous atp
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If JK Rowling herself doesn't separate her art from her transphobia, and has said she sees every Harry Potter fan as a fan of her transphobia, and uses every dollar she makes to fund transphobia, I need people to stop insisting they "separate art from artist" because it's beyond disingenuous atp
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
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Summer Skirmish results;
Bad. I dont do Bo1 well.
But! @carmparens.bsky.social Kai'sa list from SCG is so solid, so my jam. Easily my favorite Kai'sa list ive piloted so far
Bad. I dont do Bo1 well.
But! @carmparens.bsky.social Kai'sa list from SCG is so solid, so my jam. Easily my favorite Kai'sa list ive piloted so far
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Had a nice Riftbound day yesterday ft a few hours of playtesting in the morning into a Skirmish. The tournament boiled down to us and another testing discord on each side of T4 (with @bsweitz123.bsky.social's Ahri knocking me out in said semis 😵💫)
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Had a nice Riftbound day yesterday ft a few hours of playtesting in the morning into a Skirmish. The tournament boiled down to us and another testing discord on each side of T4 (with @bsweitz123.bsky.social's Ahri knocking me out in said semis 😵💫)
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They're making me walk across this later 😞
Netherlands news: a box of LEGO fell off the back of a truck, causing 11 kilometers / 6 miles of traffic jam.
www.nu.nl/binnenland/6...
www.nu.nl/binnenland/6...
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
They're making me walk across this later 😞
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3 weeks ago, she was given the "Outstanding Graduate Teaching Award by the Department of Psychology". OU took this page down from their Instagram, but its still up on LinkedIn.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
3 weeks ago, she was given the "Outstanding Graduate Teaching Award by the Department of Psychology". OU took this page down from their Instagram, but its still up on LinkedIn.
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It's really fun to be so deep in a playtesting with Jade that I'll make a weird call on something, she'll pause, then just laugh and go "you're kiiiiiiinda onto something with that....."
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's really fun to be so deep in a playtesting with Jade that I'll make a weird call on something, she'll pause, then just laugh and go "you're kiiiiiiinda onto something with that....."
I spent the first Thanksgiving with my sisters in a decade in my own home, surrounded by other friends and loved ones. My heart and belly are full.
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I spent the first Thanksgiving with my sisters in a decade in my own home, surrounded by other friends and loved ones. My heart and belly are full.
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Finished cottage pie, dick's stuffing, bo ssam w/ the fixins :)
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Finished cottage pie, dick's stuffing, bo ssam w/ the fixins :)
This video was v sentimental for me
The Niv I played is signed by the 2019 Game Knights crew bc I was the first person outside of WotC to play the card (before I was a Wizard!) on their show
Having it at the helm of a deck on SUP 6 years later full of stuff I worked on was a real full-circle moment
The Niv I played is signed by the 2019 Game Knights crew bc I was the first person outside of WotC to play the card (before I was a Wizard!) on their show
Having it at the helm of a deck on SUP 6 years later full of stuff I worked on was a real full-circle moment
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This video was v sentimental for me
The Niv I played is signed by the 2019 Game Knights crew bc I was the first person outside of WotC to play the card (before I was a Wizard!) on their show
Having it at the helm of a deck on SUP 6 years later full of stuff I worked on was a real full-circle moment
The Niv I played is signed by the 2019 Game Knights crew bc I was the first person outside of WotC to play the card (before I was a Wizard!) on their show
Having it at the helm of a deck on SUP 6 years later full of stuff I worked on was a real full-circle moment
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Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
Ran a tad lukewarm and @savjz.bsky.social def played well with Kai'Sa in his crosshairs. I feel great about our event prep and a lot of plans The Seattle A's cooked up.
Next time :)
Next time :)
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Ran a tad lukewarm and @savjz.bsky.social def played well with Kai'Sa in his crosshairs. I feel great about our event prep and a lot of plans The Seattle A's cooked up.
Next time :)
Next time :)
Update: Main feature match on Top 8 :)
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Update: Main feature match on Top 8 :)
Update: win and in on camera now
Damn maybe the best action shot of me ever.
4-0 btw :)
4-0 btw :)
Our first-ever Riftbound $10K is in full swing at #SCGVEGAS! 📢
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Update: win and in on camera now
Damn maybe the best action shot of me ever.
4-0 btw :)
4-0 btw :)
Our first-ever Riftbound $10K is in full swing at #SCGVEGAS! 📢
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Damn maybe the best action shot of me ever.
4-0 btw :)
4-0 btw :)
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Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
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in the USA if you're a citizen and honk your car horn to warn people about the president's secret masked kidnappers in their unmarked cars they change the license plates on daily they'll smash your car window with the barrel of their loaded firearm, that's my suggestion for thanksgiving family talk
Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
in the USA if you're a citizen and honk your car horn to warn people about the president's secret masked kidnappers in their unmarked cars they change the license plates on daily they'll smash your car window with the barrel of their loaded firearm, that's my suggestion for thanksgiving family talk