Sammy
@autistichalsin.bsky.social
Sammy, they/them enby, autistic, Jewish, loves Halsin. Account owner is over age of 21. Please don't follow if you're an anti, we don't have anything to offer each other.
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Sammy
@autistichalsin.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Democrats, I am literally telling you I would vote for a ham sandwich at this point. All you have to do is promise me a ham sandwich that isn't bigoted against some minority group. Just promise me a non-bigoted ham sandwich and you win. Is this really so hard?
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Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
I got a little ornament of a mallard duck to put on my tree and I have never felt more Halsin coded in my life
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I got a little ornament of a mallard duck to put on my tree and I have never felt more Halsin coded in my life
My dad finally said he saw my email (after I asked him about it) and he doesn't think he can visit because "he's afraid to leave my mom alone." She has my younger brother living there, my older brother and his wife live in town, and several of my cousins, her nieces, live there.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My dad finally said he saw my email (after I asked him about it) and he doesn't think he can visit because "he's afraid to leave my mom alone." She has my younger brother living there, my older brother and his wife live in town, and several of my cousins, her nieces, live there.
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"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
#Pluribus
Now here's MY Manousos theory.
He says "you aren't my mother, my mother is a bitch" to his hivemind mom. Most of the fandom take this to mean he isn't close to her/hates her. But in that case, why would the hivemind have her try to manipulate him?
Now here's MY Manousos theory.
He says "you aren't my mother, my mother is a bitch" to his hivemind mom. Most of the fandom take this to mean he isn't close to her/hates her. But in that case, why would the hivemind have her try to manipulate him?
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
#Pluribus
Now here's MY Manousos theory.
He says "you aren't my mother, my mother is a bitch" to his hivemind mom. Most of the fandom take this to mean he isn't close to her/hates her. But in that case, why would the hivemind have her try to manipulate him?
Now here's MY Manousos theory.
He says "you aren't my mother, my mother is a bitch" to his hivemind mom. Most of the fandom take this to mean he isn't close to her/hates her. But in that case, why would the hivemind have her try to manipulate him?
#Pluribus I love how in Vince and Peter's writing, EVERYTHING not only has a meaning, but often it has more than one meaning.
IE the John Cena video. It wasn't only explaining their philosophy on food collection- it was also explaining how they're going to get Carol.
IE the John Cena video. It wasn't only explaining their philosophy on food collection- it was also explaining how they're going to get Carol.
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
#Pluribus I love how in Vince and Peter's writing, EVERYTHING not only has a meaning, but often it has more than one meaning.
IE the John Cena video. It wasn't only explaining their philosophy on food collection- it was also explaining how they're going to get Carol.
IE the John Cena video. It wasn't only explaining their philosophy on food collection- it was also explaining how they're going to get Carol.
I don't know why I expected better from fandom but seeing the amount of people who don't get that the hivemind can't consent to sex is YIKES
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I don't know why I expected better from fandom but seeing the amount of people who don't get that the hivemind can't consent to sex is YIKES
Only Pluribus could make John Cena a bigger plot twist than cannibalism
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Only Pluribus could make John Cena a bigger plot twist than cannibalism
I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP JOHN CENA IS LITERALLY PART OF THE HIVEMIND AND THIS IS BREAKING MY FEEBLE MORTAL BRAIN LKIKE A FUCKING TWIG RN
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP JOHN CENA IS LITERALLY PART OF THE HIVEMIND AND THIS IS BREAKING MY FEEBLE MORTAL BRAIN LKIKE A FUCKING TWIG RN
I AM MCFUCKING LOSING IT
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I AM MCFUCKING LOSING IT
No I'm sorry my mind is broken.
JOHN.
CENA.
I can't tell you anything else happening in this episode all I can comprehend- and even then I CAN'T comprehend it- IS AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAA
JOHN.
CENA.
I can't tell you anything else happening in this episode all I can comprehend- and even then I CAN'T comprehend it- IS AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAA
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
No I'm sorry my mind is broken.
JOHN.
CENA.
I can't tell you anything else happening in this episode all I can comprehend- and even then I CAN'T comprehend it- IS AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAA
JOHN.
CENA.
I can't tell you anything else happening in this episode all I can comprehend- and even then I CAN'T comprehend it- IS AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAA
My special interest is my adorable girlfriend
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My special interest is my adorable girlfriend
Why are Uncrustables made of pure happiness though. They taste like the wonder of childhood combined with dreams of the future. They taste like joy itself
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Why are Uncrustables made of pure happiness though. They taste like the wonder of childhood combined with dreams of the future. They taste like joy itself
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Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
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Like MAGA, transphobes have gotten everything they wanted in 2025. And, like MAGA, they've never been more vitriolic toward the institutions they've captured, more disgusted by their wounded victims, more ready to plough forth into realms of cruelty that even they would have balked at a year ago.
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Like MAGA, transphobes have gotten everything they wanted in 2025. And, like MAGA, they've never been more vitriolic toward the institutions they've captured, more disgusted by their wounded victims, more ready to plough forth into realms of cruelty that even they would have balked at a year ago.
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yes, it’s really that bad.
If new proposals detailed in an FDA memo are put into place, experts told me it would mean the end of annual flu shots. And end of most vaccines for pregnant people. And maybe the end of updates to pneumonia vaccines. And more.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...
FDA official proposes ‘impossible’ standards for vaccine testing that could curtail access to immunizations
www.cidrap.umn.edu
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
yes, it’s really that bad.
There's something so endearing about Halsin's sweet tooth.
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
There's something so endearing about Halsin's sweet tooth.
Now that I have health insurance, I take delight in running to the doctor for every tiny inconvenience. Those fuckers are gonna pay the maximum possible amount on my healthcare
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Now that I have health insurance, I take delight in running to the doctor for every tiny inconvenience. Those fuckers are gonna pay the maximum possible amount on my healthcare
I have found zero fics about werebear Halsin going into heat so I guess I'll be making my own food again
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I have found zero fics about werebear Halsin going into heat so I guess I'll be making my own food again
Caitlin Jenner sucks in every way conceivable, but if you deadname/misgender her you are STILL a transphobe and a terrible person, because you are still saying trans people have to earn being gendered correctly by being a good person. If you misgender her for any reason, you are a transphobe.
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Caitlin Jenner sucks in every way conceivable, but if you deadname/misgender her you are STILL a transphobe and a terrible person, because you are still saying trans people have to earn being gendered correctly by being a good person. If you misgender her for any reason, you are a transphobe.
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Imagine calling your instructor Demonic in an essay, getting a poor grade and having school admins and state politicians back you; that's how out of balance and proportion the right has become.
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Imagine calling your instructor Demonic in an essay, getting a poor grade and having school admins and state politicians back you; that's how out of balance and proportion the right has become.
At this point, I hope every person who still buys HP merch goes directly to hell and rots there.
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
At this point, I hope every person who still buys HP merch goes directly to hell and rots there.
Man TSO was so good live. I want to go see them every year from now on
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Man TSO was so good live. I want to go see them every year from now on