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Self-hating batchipper, apparently. She/her. UX strategist & designer; mod of whofic.com. Based in Greater Bostonia, Massachusetts.

Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.
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#Gally1 realness is walking up to Terry Nation's daughter in your Starsky & Hutch shirt and having her tell you about her crush on David Soul
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
In case the presentation is shown at other cons, I should warn that it included brief brownface and yellowface I wish had not been included, even if they represented TV norms of the time period.
Michael Troughton doing a video retrospective of his father’s work is one of the best things I’ve ever seen at #gally1. Genuinely feel blessed to be able to watch this.
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Michael Troughton doing a video retrospective of his father’s work is one of the best things I’ve ever seen at #gally1. Genuinely feel blessed to be able to watch this.
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Next time they'll ring the Cloister Bell to show it's serious
February 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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I've been singing this to myself all day
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Pitch: A Knight Manager Of The Seven Kingdoms. Tom Hiddleston runs an inn, but he's also secretly working for the Master of Whispers (Olivia Colman). Call me, HBO!
February 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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wait wait wait ...

TUMBLR.

THE PORN BAN GUY FROM TUMBLR IS GOING TO RUN THE WASHINGTON POST.

Look I've been pushing back on the idea that Bezos is intentionally sabotaging the paper but COME ON this is a man who thought he could just take the boobs and dicks off of *Tumblr.*
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
And now, a brief Muppet break at #gally1
February 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Causes of Road rage:
New York: spite
DMV: insanity
Boston: malice
January 6, 2024 at 2:12 AM
So far none of the panelists — or anyone in the crowd — seem to agree with this panel’s dismissive premise. To whoever submitted this description: rethink your life choices.
Waiting for the #gally1 Star Trek panel whose description managed to grossly insult SFA months before it even started. If you’re the person who submitted that description, I have a few choice words for you. gallifreyone.lineupr.com/2026/item/is...
Gallifrey One 2026
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February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Waiting for the #gally1 Star Trek panel whose description managed to grossly insult SFA months before it even started. If you’re the person who submitted that description, I have a few choice words for you. gallifreyone.lineupr.com/2026/item/is...
Gallifrey One 2026
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February 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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/ A LIL MOAR SNOWBLOBS THAN SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND BARGAINED 4
/ A MOAR WIDESPREAD 3-6 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF
/ W/ NORTHEASTERN MASSACHUSETTS & SOUTHERN RHODE ISLAND BEING AFFECTED BEYE THE HEAVY BLOBS W/ 5-10 INCH
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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No I said it’s *blustery* out. “Busty out” is when I go outside.
February 7, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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you're doomscrolling I'm plumposting we are not the same
February 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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/ JUST SUM FOOLISH OCEANEFFECTUAL FLAKES 4 U ON FRIDAY
/ W/ THE REAL BLOBS COMING 2MORRO
/ READY 2 BLOB U UP
/ W/ 2-6 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF
/ TBH EYEM THINKING 3-4 INCH
/ BUT WE SHALL SEE
/ & THEN
/ COLD
/ A V COLD SUNDAY
/ SAY
/ BTW
/ DONT U REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Jo Martin is incredibly charming. In love with her bright orange dress. #gally1
February 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Guy has writer’s block, goes to the doctor.
Wants to write more poems but can’t get words out.
Doc says maybe your pen is just empty.
Go see great pen guy, Bic Pen Tammiter.
But doctor, iambic pentameter
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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A pug is dressed as the Thirteenth Doctor at #gally1
February 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"

No you don't.

If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Can we not

For the millionth time

Ask questions about whether it’s a problem for Doctor Who to be “woke”

#gally1
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
#gally1 spirit is setting up a temporary dumbwaiter to safely, quickly deliver snacks from your room’s balcony to your friends’ balcony below
February 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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/ UH OH
/ EYE HAD A FEVERISH VIZION FROM UR WEATHER LORDS
/ A VIZION OF
/ SUM MOAR SNOWBLOBS 4 U
/ & AREAS ALONG THE COAST
/ U CULD SEE UP2 6 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF
/ U MITE NOTICE A FEW FOOLISH FLAKES FRIDAY
/ BUT THE REAL FLAKES WONT START FLYING UNTIL 2 3 4 AM
February 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM