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Self-hating batchipper, apparently. She/her. UX strategist & designer; mod of whofic.com. Based in Greater Bostonia, Massachusetts.

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twice-baked potatoes are best potatoes
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
OMG! I don't remember the last time I saw that lit up.
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Look at every billionaire currently ruining society: no one's ever told them they're wrong, they're all God's special little children, and they're functionally sociopathic. So it is with this child, and I have little faith he'll learn anything from this episode either.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This little sociopath had no endgame because he was incapable of perceiving anyone other than himself had any value whatsoever.
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I got it from the CSA! They also supplied me with a brussels sprout stalk this year that, no lie, had one sprout nearly the size of my fist. Whatever regenerative agriculture methods they're using are working, that's for sure 😂

(90 minutes in the oven later, the potato is cooked.)
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
ty!
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ooh! Filing this away for next year, ty!
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Hmm, they have a couple locations in MA, though they're a schlep – do you remember the brand? Or was it a house brand?
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It sure is!!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm pretty sure you would have 😆
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It was the thing I most wanted to see at today's parade, and the crowd reaction was well-deserved.
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
and now, just enough time for lunch before I have to dive back into cooking
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
anyway, I am a dipshit, but I've still brought you a little light porn for the holidays (not yet visible on AO3 because it's part of the anon Wanksgiving collection) www.whofic.com/viewstory.ph...
Teaspoon :: In the Vault by nonelvis
www.whofic.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM