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Bastard daughter of Queenie and Lord Blackadder. Unintentionally amusing. Inadvertently, wildly inappropriate. Chaotic Neutral. Posh nerd. Looking for my wallet in El Segundo.

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · Oct 20

a man sitting in front of a desk with the words i invited you here to corrupt you written below him

Alt: John Waters sitting in front of a desk and telling us, "I invited you here to corrupt you. What did you expect? A 'Sound of Music' sing-a-long?"

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Wassily Kandinsky @wkandinsky.bsky.social · 6h

Black Relationship
https://botfrens.com/collections/74/contents/22624

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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 5h

Tableau 2 by Piet Mondrian, 1922
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137659

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York

© 2007 Mondrian/Holtzman Trust

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 3h

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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 4h

In 6 days, taking out the trash will turn Autumn’s life upside down.

THE OCTOBER GIRL Book One.

October 21st, 2025.

From me and @maverickogn.bsky.social

#YAGraphicNovels
#TheOctoberGirl
#MadCaveStudios

Autumn about to lift a gross bag of garbage and dump it in a garbage bin

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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 3h

Witchery is relationships. There can be no good relationship without listening. The witch attends the river not just to learn all it has seen as it has carved the land, but to foster a bond with it. For respect starts in hearing others speak their truths. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #WitchSky

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, have to go with 4

Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 13h

Which Halloween costume best suits you?

1. soup goblin
2. gently mad lighthouse keeper
3. fog beast
4. feral & flirty research scientist

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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social · 15h

A lovely mother and daughter we have known for years are gone now. They left on their own plane tickets, and I think they did the right thing because signing up for "self deportation" on the promise of a free ticket just seemed sketchy as hell to all of us, and lo and behold, so it is.

ProPublica @propublica.org · 15h

After signing up for self-deportation, Emily and Deybis sold their car and moved to an unfinished basement. But DHS never sent them the promised plane tickets.

Now they worry about surviving winter. Weeks ago, they sold their daughter’s bed to pay rent.

➡️ Read more: https://propub.li/4ohnDm6

Article excerpt: Emily said she made clear the family didn’t have Venezuelan passports but was told that wouldn’t be a problem; the U.S. government would procure any necessary documents for them. They said the operator gave them an Aug. 1 departure date and told them to expect their plane tickets by email.

Emily and Deybis sold their car and moved with their children to Columbus, Ohio, where Deybis’ nephew let them stay in his unfinished basement apartment until their departure. The plane tickets never came.

Then the nephew was detained in a traffic stop and deported. Panicked, Emily and Deybis said they called the toll-free number again and again, leaving messages that went unanswered. Emily submitted a new application and sent more emails.

Article excerpt: ...They found travel agencies that offer to procure travel documents at a cost but said they were told the Venezuelan government requires an arrival date and proof that plane tickets have been purchased. Emily and Deybis can’t afford them.

“Thank you so much for your patience and we understand your frustration,” they heard back in another email. “Wait for new instructions from DHS.”

As they wait, they worry about how they’ll survive when winter comes. Most days, Deybis visits local food pantries and looks for discarded items in alleys and on street corners that they can resell. A few weeks ago, they sold their daughter’s bed to help pay the rent.

“We’d rather be in Venezuela with our family than suffer here,” he said.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 14h

Post storm sky in SoCal

Top: blue sky with white clouds
Mid: greenery and trees
Bottom: large rock fountain

Top: pink sky, gray clouds Mid
Mid: green trees and shrubbery with a cabin in the back
Bottom: three tier rock fountain

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 15h

I know, right?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 15h

Indeed, it is a hard habit to break. When you find that that thinking is leaching into your personal life (i.e., must be careful of what I say in public, etc.) then it gets really hard to undo that programming.

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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social · 15h

I feel like I am not seeing enough people acknowledging this passing, and I will be extremely disappointed if I find out a significant number of people I follow never had any love. Come on now.

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It's boops, boops, boops. @cuddlyonmain.bsky.social · 15h

I forgot how good this one is until it popped up in rotation tonight.

youtu.be/JAfuUZRou7g?...

D'Angelo - Cruisin' (Official Video)

YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO

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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 17h

Also, I'm so chuffed to be able to share the cover for Tiny Moments of Joy: Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand, which will be coming out in paperback and ebook on the 11th of November this year.

All further details to come soon!

Huge thanks for your lovely encouragement this past year!❤️

You're looking at a damask pink... maybe soft red cover with the words Tiny Moments of Joy written in a serif font in white and orange. Above that are the words: Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand in a white sans serif font and the name George Penney is below in the same font. The cover has a border of pale ferns that are mostly white or a paler colour than the cover. You know looking at this cover that you will need a comfy chair, maybe a snoozing lap cat or dog and a sunny or warm spot to read this book. It's that kind of vibe.

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 15h

Happy thread! ☺️

George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 17h

🧵Spotted While Cafe Writing in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A man (60s?) carefully fixes a wobbly table before producing a newspaper and pen.
Moments later, his wife joins him.
Talking softly with heads bowed together as they do the crossword, laughing at each other's silly guesses. (1)

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 15h

Yep.

S.A. Smith 😎👍🏼 @heronflight.bsky.social · 17h

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Gene Rayburn @yourhappyhost.com · 16h

Who wants to be a millionaire question: what does Marcellus Wallace lool like, from pulp fiction

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 18h

It's not easy to get ratioed this hard

I'm old enough to remember when this magazine covered actual science, not just reprinting press releases

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 2d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 15h

I honestly thought it was Elon with a new hairstyle for a second there...

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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 19h

Goodnight from Trudy Blake, hearing the rumbling of spectral mammoths coming from the Once-Was-Ice of Blackford Down. Goodnight from Sophie Morley, puzzling the graffito: ‘THE FAERY TITHE IS DUE’ blossoming on the railway arches of Weychester. Goodnight from Hookland.

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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 19h

Dear Big Comic Book Company, please hire me and @sandyjarrell.com to make a book together.

(Or just hire Sandy. He's incredible.)

Sandy the Friendly Ghost @sandyjarrell.com · 19h

Hello, I’m Sandy Jarrell and I draw and color. Here’s some sequential work! On this #portfolioday, unlike most, I’m actively seeking gigs.

Full portfolio here: sandyjarrell.myportfolio.com

Norse Mythology 2 issue 6, breakdowns by P. Craig Russell, letters by Galen Showman.

The Legendary Lynx! Colors by Grey Allison, Letters by Jack Morelli. Words by Alex Segura.

Legion of Superheroes dance party, from Jimmy Olsen’s SuperCyclopedia

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Funky16Corners @funky16corners.bsky.social · 21h

Maybe - bear with me here - this, like much of the brain slurry oozing from these tech oligarchs, is not only complete nonsense, it’s not a good idea.

The Verge @theverge.com · 22h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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Internet Archive @archive.org · 20h

We’re celebrating 1 trillion pages saved on the #WaybackMachine! 🌐💙
Our month of festivities kicked off with the Del Sol Quartet's THE VAST BLUE WE 🎶, music inspired by our shared digital memory.

📺 Watch it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OAS...

#Wayback1T #InternetArchive