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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · Jun 5

I only dabble in motels

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 4h

“Hello” is short for “Hell no”

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 6h

I've lived my life watching.

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 4h

Hope you're ok!

motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 9h

My kids have always known that if they get drugs in their Halloween candy, they have to give it to me.

They keep saying there are none but I don't believe them. The fucking hoarders.

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Ghost Rail enthusiast wife Daria @dariaphoebe.com · 9h

This is amazing!

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

there is a pittsburgh cookie table here 😆

a woman dressed as a pittsburgh cookie table

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 1d

into whatever genre makes these hips sway

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 10h

Why am I suddenly wanting to do mushrooms?

motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 10h

What??? 😂😂

motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 15h

Oh my god! This! + lawns = droughts!

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 1d

[Opening my eyes in the morning]

Oh FFS, not this shit again 😒

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 1d

We tried to get tickets to one of the performances as well but weren’t successful

motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 1d

It's the Rocky Horror Picture Show’s 50th anniversary so the hubs and I are bringing back our Halloween costumes.

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 1d

I'm obviously not a princess because I sleep for hours, sometimes even days. My husband, on the other hand, must be a princess because he sleeps terribly.

motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 1d

You got a permit for that backhoe?

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 1d

A website for men that'll never be touched called OnlyHands.

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✨💕Halloween Princess💕✨ @princessofbluesky.bsky.social · 1d

My personal hell is needing to blow my nose while in an area where there’s no tissues

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 1d

5: Are Bailey and Molly old?

Me: Yup.

5: Are Kali and Riley old?

Me: Nope.

5: So they have a long time to live.

Me: Yup.

5: But not Bailey or Molly or you.

Me:….