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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · Apr 2

leftovers are truly god's* gift to mankind*

*previous me's
"current me

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

why are bodies

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

I have given up on the expanse box set for the night, every seller on every platform seems to be selling pirated shit

i hate this timeline

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

we have no access to that alternate timeline, asking these questions is just a way to torture yourself. entirely possible we'd have been better off. entirely possible it would have hastened the inevitable decline. who can say

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

I am confused by this post as a person with curly hair bc brushes are a big no-no for me girl where's your comb

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

love to shop for a dvd box set online and literally no retailer will give me enough information to glean whether products are official/licensed or pirated crap, amazing job everybody this internet thing is working great

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

oh no. sleep, please take you 🙏

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 10h

no I use a wheelbarrow with some homemade plywood ramps over the steps, it's not great lolol

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 10h

great now I'm hungry

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 10h

you can't just

refuse?

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Electric Kool-Aid Bechdel Test @i-rohl.bsky.social · 10h

It turns out that thinking of women as people makes a lot of Great Literature less accessible not just morally or politically, but at the level of making it more cognitively taxing to suspend disbelief, because, even when relatively powerless, human beings don't behave much like plot coupons.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 10h

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 10h

oh in that case I hope so! my experience with grasses is that they are near impossible to kill so idk what to expect but I guess we're gonna see!

now to move all those chips from across the street down a couple sets of stairs and into the yard ☠

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

not gonna enrich soil bc gonna be a layer of cardboard in between. this is a temporary project with the end goal of pulling up all the sod in the spring and rewilding

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

on a good night I might top out at 7.5 (over like 6 hours) lolol

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

I mean they sell 100mg troches at the dispensaries here so if you didn't know better and ate 5 candies...

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

exactly! a 10mg will have me feeling a little in need of help for at least an hour 🤣

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

ooh I haven't picked that up yet but I loved the hild books

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

lmao I break the 5mg ones in half to do 2.5mg at a time this guy is having a NIGHT

Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 12h

Cops said he took 500mg and his dad is going to watch him for the night.

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

like stoner empire taking the wheel

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

I am looking at safaris in india and I think I'm gonna splurge and spend a couple days looking for big cats and taking late night elephant walks 🐘

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

they're just for killing the grass, seems kinda silly for them to be fancy chips :-P

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 13h

hell yeah, thank goodness for the kiddo who won't have to go through life without cheese 🥲

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 13h

I thought so too when I came around the corner walking home and expecting wood chips. it's just pretty finely chipped. and fresh. they brought it here direct from wherever they cut a tree down ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 14h

how dare you

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 14h

I also still know my grandparents phone number, even tho just now was the first time I'd thought of it in probably 20+ years

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