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@monotoes.bsky.social

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · Nov 14

Sorry I told you a million things about myself 5 minutes after meeting.

Coffee?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20h

Is this a pigeon meme, guy is gesturing to a butterfly captioned "never ending parade of tasks" and is saying "is this a life?"

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes I look back at when life was simpler, like when the apps on my phone automatically updated.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 5d

“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 5d

Sure, I've got a lot of problems, but at least I didn't vote for Trump.

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 7d

I just keep on trying every day and hope that one day it'll all be worth it

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 8d

Can't sleep. Too busy existing.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 9d

[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10d

(guy about to invent the wedge salad) i ain't taking all those leaves apart

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 11d

Me: I'm not feeling well

My colleague: did you pass away? I think my grandma had that

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 10d

Happy birthday to my little princess

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🎃It was a Hotblack night🦇 @invalid-handle.com · 11d

Thought for the day: Don’t make things worse

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 11d

despite all my rage i am still just a rat coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 10d

Initiating death roll

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 11d

The best part about Halloween is that your closet skeletons make great yard decorations.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10d

whose idea was it for real life to be so real life-y

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 10d

Had a nightmare about my mom dying so I guess it's going to be one of those weekends

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Ginger Cat Dusty @gingercatdusty.bsky.social · 11d

Lots of ugly going on around us. We post here so folks can take a minute to look at cute catto pics. Give the brain a rest. Sleep well sweeties. Much love to you all. Family sends hugs 💤💙💤

Long haired ginger cat Dusty curled up in white bed. Looking at camera.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 11d

I'm so thankful for everything I have in my life

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Mackrel @mackrelcat.bsky.social · 16d

Ahh.. Sundays.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 15d

When you’re visiting dad at the retirement home and he starts complaining about the brown people.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 15d

New bed for my spoiled brat

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 26d

I tried to get jiggy with it, and well, I'm on bed rest for the next few days.

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Anna Maltese @annamaltese.bsky.social · 26d

I was raised in Disney Feature Animation studios (my mom worked there for decades). I grew up to become an animator on The Simpsons, now owned+platformed by Disney. I painted murals of Disney characters for the park's World of Disney store. I'm canceling my subscription.

#BoycottDisney
#BoycottABC

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 27d

It's kind of remarkable how things just actively are getting worse

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 27d

[walking out of a time machine into 2025]

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

Alt: classic gif of grandpa Simpson walking into a room and immediately walking back out

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