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@monotoes.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Sorry I told you a million things about myself 5 minutes after meeting.
Coffee?
Coffee?
459684-bright-spring-morning
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
459684-bright-spring-morning
I gave it the college try, except I never graduated.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I gave it the college try, except I never graduated.
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at least tomorrow’s not monday
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
at least tomorrow’s not monday
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Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
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not falling for the “you’re so good at your job” ploy to get me to work
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
not falling for the “you’re so good at your job” ploy to get me to work
Tis the season for people to show up to work sick.
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Tis the season for people to show up to work sick.
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Reply BUTTS to subscribe
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Reply BUTTS to subscribe
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play with me like one of your mind games
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
play with me like one of your mind games
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I love that my cats woke me at 4:30. I definitely didn’t need more sleep and I’m so super stoked to go ahead and start my day
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I love that my cats woke me at 4:30. I definitely didn’t need more sleep and I’m so super stoked to go ahead and start my day
Almost shit my pants going to work, so this is gonna be a great day.
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Almost shit my pants going to work, so this is gonna be a great day.
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You're not a alpha male, you're just a little rascal
Alfalfa male
Alfalfa male
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
You're not a alpha male, you're just a little rascal
Alfalfa male
Alfalfa male
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who up thinkin they in the wrong multiverse
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
who up thinkin they in the wrong multiverse
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*seductively* sooo.. is there a mama roach?
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*seductively* sooo.. is there a mama roach?
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dunno, man
just letting the music talk
just letting the music talk
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
dunno, man
just letting the music talk
just letting the music talk
I'm at the stage of burnout where I almost wouldn't mind getting fired just to get a vacation.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm at the stage of burnout where I almost wouldn't mind getting fired just to get a vacation.
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no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
Turns out my cat isn't deathly ill like we thought. She's just severely allergic to bugs.
Love that it took me 3 grand to get that answer. 🙃
Love that it took me 3 grand to get that answer. 🙃
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Turns out my cat isn't deathly ill like we thought. She's just severely allergic to bugs.
Love that it took me 3 grand to get that answer. 🙃
Love that it took me 3 grand to get that answer. 🙃
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In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.
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trigger warning: *gestures to everything*
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
trigger warning: *gestures to everything*
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me waking up: i can’t wait to nap
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
me waking up: i can’t wait to nap
Took my cat to the dermatologist for a skin rash around her eye. It's not life threatening but will need treatment and it's going to cost around 700 dollars.
I hate asking for anything but this is a lot right now.
I hate asking for anything but this is a lot right now.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Took my cat to the dermatologist for a skin rash around her eye. It's not life threatening but will need treatment and it's going to cost around 700 dollars.
I hate asking for anything but this is a lot right now.
I hate asking for anything but this is a lot right now.
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Perhaps it's time for SOME diggity...
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Perhaps it's time for SOME diggity...
This year hasn't gone how I planned. I'm not where I want to be in several aspects of my life and I've made some mistakes I regret.
But I'm so much better than I was 365 days ago and I know I'm only going to get better.
Forward. Always.
But I'm so much better than I was 365 days ago and I know I'm only going to get better.
Forward. Always.
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This year hasn't gone how I planned. I'm not where I want to be in several aspects of my life and I've made some mistakes I regret.
But I'm so much better than I was 365 days ago and I know I'm only going to get better.
Forward. Always.
But I'm so much better than I was 365 days ago and I know I'm only going to get better.
Forward. Always.