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Toes
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Just here for the distraction.
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Sorry I told you a million things about myself 5 minutes after meeting.

Coffee?
Almost shit my pants going to work, so this is gonna be a great day.
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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You're not a alpha male, you're just a little rascal

Alfalfa male
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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who up thinkin they in the wrong multiverse
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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*seductively* sooo.. is there a mama roach?
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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dunno, man
just letting the music talk
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I'm at the stage of burnout where I almost wouldn't mind getting fired just to get a vacation.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Turns out my cat isn't deathly ill like we thought. She's just severely allergic to bugs.

Love that it took me 3 grand to get that answer. 🙃
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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trigger warning: *gestures to everything*
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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me waking up: i can’t wait to nap
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Took my cat to the dermatologist for a skin rash around her eye. It's not life threatening but will need treatment and it's going to cost around 700 dollars.

I hate asking for anything but this is a lot right now.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
November 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Perhaps it's time for SOME diggity...
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This year hasn't gone how I planned. I'm not where I want to be in several aspects of my life and I've made some mistakes I regret.

But I'm so much better than I was 365 days ago and I know I'm only going to get better.

Forward. Always.
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Failed No Nut November already because I need something to help deal with life being so hard.
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Someone that used to be one of the most important people in my life once told me they wouldn't care if I was dying. I think about that more than I should.
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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1. Set alarm.
2. Wake up hours before alarm.
3. Keep checking time every two minutes to see how close it is to alarm time.
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Someone tell my cat to get dinner ready before I get home
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I just learned about RollerCoaster Tycoon and now I want to know why there’s not been a real park made with all the best ideas
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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You can't say "peace out" at the Pentagon anymore. You have to say "war out"
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Meh
October 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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“Fire in the hole!” well you should probably get tested
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM