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@monotoes.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Sorry I told you a million things about myself 5 minutes after meeting.
Coffee?
Coffee?
Almost shit my pants going to work, so this is gonna be a great day.
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Almost shit my pants going to work, so this is gonna be a great day.
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You're not a alpha male, you're just a little rascal
Alfalfa male
Alfalfa male
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
You're not a alpha male, you're just a little rascal
Alfalfa male
Alfalfa male
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who up thinkin they in the wrong multiverse
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
who up thinkin they in the wrong multiverse
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*seductively* sooo.. is there a mama roach?
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*seductively* sooo.. is there a mama roach?
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dunno, man
just letting the music talk
just letting the music talk
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
dunno, man
just letting the music talk
just letting the music talk
I'm at the stage of burnout where I almost wouldn't mind getting fired just to get a vacation.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm at the stage of burnout where I almost wouldn't mind getting fired just to get a vacation.
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no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
Turns out my cat isn't deathly ill like we thought. She's just severely allergic to bugs.
Love that it took me 3 grand to get that answer. 🙃
Love that it took me 3 grand to get that answer. 🙃
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Turns out my cat isn't deathly ill like we thought. She's just severely allergic to bugs.
Love that it took me 3 grand to get that answer. 🙃
Love that it took me 3 grand to get that answer. 🙃
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In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.
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trigger warning: *gestures to everything*
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
trigger warning: *gestures to everything*
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me waking up: i can’t wait to nap
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
me waking up: i can’t wait to nap
Took my cat to the dermatologist for a skin rash around her eye. It's not life threatening but will need treatment and it's going to cost around 700 dollars.
I hate asking for anything but this is a lot right now.
I hate asking for anything but this is a lot right now.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Took my cat to the dermatologist for a skin rash around her eye. It's not life threatening but will need treatment and it's going to cost around 700 dollars.
I hate asking for anything but this is a lot right now.
I hate asking for anything but this is a lot right now.
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Perhaps it's time for SOME diggity...
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Perhaps it's time for SOME diggity...
This year hasn't gone how I planned. I'm not where I want to be in several aspects of my life and I've made some mistakes I regret.
But I'm so much better than I was 365 days ago and I know I'm only going to get better.
Forward. Always.
But I'm so much better than I was 365 days ago and I know I'm only going to get better.
Forward. Always.
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This year hasn't gone how I planned. I'm not where I want to be in several aspects of my life and I've made some mistakes I regret.
But I'm so much better than I was 365 days ago and I know I'm only going to get better.
Forward. Always.
But I'm so much better than I was 365 days ago and I know I'm only going to get better.
Forward. Always.
Failed No Nut November already because I need something to help deal with life being so hard.
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Failed No Nut November already because I need something to help deal with life being so hard.
Someone that used to be one of the most important people in my life once told me they wouldn't care if I was dying. I think about that more than I should.
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Someone that used to be one of the most important people in my life once told me they wouldn't care if I was dying. I think about that more than I should.
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I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.
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1. Set alarm.
2. Wake up hours before alarm.
3. Keep checking time every two minutes to see how close it is to alarm time.
2. Wake up hours before alarm.
3. Keep checking time every two minutes to see how close it is to alarm time.
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
1. Set alarm.
2. Wake up hours before alarm.
3. Keep checking time every two minutes to see how close it is to alarm time.
2. Wake up hours before alarm.
3. Keep checking time every two minutes to see how close it is to alarm time.
Someone tell my cat to get dinner ready before I get home
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Someone tell my cat to get dinner ready before I get home
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I just learned about RollerCoaster Tycoon and now I want to know why there’s not been a real park made with all the best ideas
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I just learned about RollerCoaster Tycoon and now I want to know why there’s not been a real park made with all the best ideas
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You can't say "peace out" at the Pentagon anymore. You have to say "war out"
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You can't say "peace out" at the Pentagon anymore. You have to say "war out"
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“Fire in the hole!” well you should probably get tested
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“Fire in the hole!” well you should probably get tested