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Michael Mock
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Weirdo, monster-lover, evil genius, and tragically unpublished writer. Probably busy reading or writing, but video games are good too. Would absolutely misuse my superpowers if I had any. Can't wait to be done with 2020.
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Introducing the New Toyota Tsundere!

Okay, we know how this looks. Modern trucks are supposed to look tough, bold, and muscular -- and the Tsundere comes through on all accounts.
...So Green means Go, Yellow means Be Cautious, and Blue means Stop?
My teenager is INCREDIBLY angry about it. All of it.
Can’t imagine being a teen and forming one’s political understanding at this time.
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
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New story day!

"Phantom View" is about a son caretaking for his father, and discovering a blurry person in all their family photos that he has no memory of. The same figure is in all his dad's paintings--and the figure may be in the house with them right now.
Phantom View - Reactor
A disabled son care-taking for a disabled father try to understand the mysterious blur haunting them.
reactormag.com
Gonna need a link for that...
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It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."
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Respect yourself.
Respect others.
Respect the spectral moss ghouls of the misty woods, unless you wish to join their number.
Having just gone through this recently, I feel obliged to add "and it will suck".
one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery
Why choose, when you can have all four??? Sure, I refuse to grow up, but that doesn't mean I can't be a famous lost explorer who became a famously reclusive author and infamous cheese smuggler!
What do you want to be when you grow up?

1. famous lost explorer
2. famously reclusive author
3. infamous cheese smuggler
4. I refuse to grow up
I honestly can't tell anymore.
You guys, the person exercising the powers of the presidency is constitutionally disqualified from holding the office and he’s having the White House bulldozed. This is true and it’s happening, right? I’m not dreaming this?
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Yes, I believe I have a duty as a Christian to forgive sincerely repentant sinners as I too would like my trespasses to be forgiven. No, that does not mean I have an obligation to be a sucker for a nonapology, nor does forgiveness on a personal level equate to a right to public office in itself.
My question for Speaker Johnson is just, "Who do you think you're convincing with any of this? Have you listened to yourself? You do remember that lying is a sin, right? Bearing false witness against your neighbors? Does that ring a bell? I think there a "Thou Shalt Not" in there somewhere, too.
Mike Johnson: "Suddenly now, they've somehow convinced themselves that the Epstein files will be damaging to President Trump and Republicans in some way that they've imagined, and so they feign outrage."
...If it comes to pass that I end up with a tattoo of Fizzgig on my ass at some future point, I will hate you for leading me to spend that money but salute you because at least Fizzgig knows to BITE FUCKING NAZIS.
At some point you'd snap out of it and go "oh shit did I really say I wanted Fizzgig on my ass?" Because I assume everyone here is a person of taste and morals who would not get a fucking death camp skull on their chest even while wasted.
As a cishet man, I'm profoundly embarrassed to grouped with them in any way or for any reason.
"How do you expect to win back men...?"

We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.
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also, speaking AS a man, I want the whiny little boo boo crybabies who can't take the mildest criticism without getting swastikas tattooed onto their foreheads to fuck ENTIRELY off until they grow a spine, soul and some fucking personality
"How do you expect to win back men...?"

We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.
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Blade Runner: Are you a replicant?

Suspect: Um — no

Blade Runner: Hey! That pause was an em dash
Rain of eyeballs.
Purple rain, acid rain, chocolate rain… we are due for a novel rain type
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"In the mists of the western part of the Channel, somewhere between Normandy, Britanny and Cornwall sits the island of Ygern."
Finally done with this huge series of artworks for my personal project! I always loved doing city views and this one is probably my most ambitious.
Jesus Christ, I never realized that I am basically the embodiment of American Hot Tea Georg...
... that the average american is consuming just .0345kg of hot tea a year. 34.5g, or about 18 tea bags.

So I, with my big cup once every month or two, am drinking about three times as much hot tea as the average American.
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If you’re in a creative field and you don’t lift up the work of your peers, you can’t expect people to care about your stuff
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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Morning bump. I’m sitting in my car waiting for a call from a kidney care nurse. Whee. Please share if you can?
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"Men made me very angry." - Goodreads

Read my historical fantasy - an exploration of grief, guilt, and one woman's search for internal peace. Also ghosts.

Complete series.

AMI books2read.com/u/bwqara
AGR books2read.com/u/mZKZzB
SoW books2read.com/u/38V7Ma
ALC books2read.com/u/mKXvDV