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All aboard the #USSBIMBO 🚀 i’ll B ur Cap’n 💅🏻 your angle 😇… or yuor devil 😈 Friendly Neighborhood Space Ace 💖🖖🏻 🔞 dni 🖕🏻a i 💬 use alt text 🛍️ Bimbofleet Shop: https://ussbimbo-shop-fourthwall-com-shop.fourthwall.com/ also accepting tips 💸 v e n m o @Mercuryal

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Merc with a 🫦 full of blood🩸 @mercuryal.bsky.social · Nov 26

#USSBIMBO crossed the 1K THRESHOLD!

Thank you all for being here with me on this tough little ship 💖🖖🏻✨

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Merc with a 🫦 full of blood🩸 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 14d

🩸🎃 HAPPY HARLEYWEEN 🎃🩸

Merc with a 🫦 full of blood🩸 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 21d

If you BIMBO it, they will CUM ⚾️💖💜💙

Spooky Season got you enraptured? This Halloween, dress up like your favorite batty bisexual Bimbo! ❤️🖤

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USS BIMBO edit of Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie, Suicide Squad) in a “Daddy’s Lil Bimbo” baseball t-shirt (which Harley has cut shorter into a midriff baring length). She has a baseball bat slung over her shoulder smiling and looking towards the left with the rest of the squad behind her as she struts in her short shorts and fishnets.

A casual wear Poison Ivy (Batman: The Animated Series) in a grey t-shirt, checks out Harley’s new “Mommy’s Lil Bimbo” Dank Ivy Green variant baseball t-shirt from the USS BIMBO shop.

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Hammargren @blogus.bsky.social · 6h

You will have to pry the tiny shorts off of my cold, dead hams

A thicc 40 year old thembo in tiny shorts

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 6h

what you're asking for here is for me to gas up your dad by catcalling him in his cute little shorts while you're at the mall. don't play with me. i'll do it. for the culture

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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 6h

lol I saw this very ad on streaming tonight and was like “oh FUCK OFF”

geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 6h

just saw a commercial mocking chubby dads for wearing tiny shorts and this is a) not the variety of short straight heterosexual men in their late 40s wear and b) working directly against the cultural momentum we have been pressing forward sisyphean for my entire life and i WILL NOT stand for it

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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 6h

"Strut" is about an egg who is using her gf to work out her own gender issues.

I said, "Honey, I don't like this game,
You make me feel like a girl for hire
All this fascination with leather
And lace is just the smoke from another fire"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSp0...

Sheena Easton - Strut - Official Music Video

YouTube video by Sheena Easton

www.youtube.com

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say yesseract to the tesseract 💜🖤💛🧡💜🩷💜💙🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 6h

shoutout to the korean restaurant on my street that's:

- open till 2
- serves a nice big portion of bibambap and bonchons for $16, beer for $6
- plays NONSTOP GIRLPOP BANGERS: so far it's been billie, *chappell*, taylor (but a good one), ariana [makes sense, it's the closest us music gets to kpop]

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Merc with a 🫦 full of blood🩸 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 16h

“You never heard this, ‘cause we never done it!”

Merc with a 🫦 full of blood🩸 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 16h

track 9: Tiki Bar Is Open (first live performance) - Jimmy Buffett (John Hiatt cover)

[currently not available on the internet until now?? i will try to upload the full track to YT and hopefully not get a ©️ strike]

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 6h

Bank of England: "WE'RE ON THE BRINK!"

Sam Altman:

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Merc with a 🫦 full of blood🩸 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 6h

[neuron activation]

Merc with a 🫦 full of blood🩸 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 6h

Longing.
Rusted.
Seventeen.
Daybreak.
Furnace.
Nine.
Benign.
Homecoming.
One.
They got a pepper bar.

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Merc with a 🫦 full of blood🩸 @mercuryal.bsky.social · Mar 2

i have to regularly say this in the exact line delivery as the commercial or else my brain will collapse in on itself, it’s a load bearing core memory

The Spong Monkeys in a Quiznos commercial singing: “ THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!!!”

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Merc with a 🫦 full of blood🩸 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 6h

mods asleep, post spongmonkeys

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Fiona Apple Bot @fionaapplebot.bsky.social · 6h

You never learned what I could see

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Merc with a 🫦 full of blood🩸 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 12h

baby, i’m not flirting, i’m just a Libra on the cusp of Scorpio and today Pluto went direct to form a Grand Air Trine with Venus and Uranus, the planets aligned for my powerful allegiance

Beta Ray Ben @betarayben.bsky.social · 13h

Baby, I’m not flirting, I’m just a Scorpio who’s considering your demise. But also, baby, I’m not considering your demise, I’m just a Scorpio who’s flirting.

Ace @deepsubmerge.bsky.social · 13h

I actually am flirting because I’m a slutty Pisces

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demon core vidal (halloween style. bc demons are SPOOKY) @regretagarbo.rip · 7h

when i bought courtside bucks/bulls tickets in chicago, he grinned at me, gave me a full lookdown, then GRINNED at me and i knew then that we should be married

demon core vidal (halloween style. bc demons are SPOOKY) @regretagarbo.rip · 8h

thanasis— you made HARD, cheesy eye contact with me once.

will you please fucking BREAK ME IN HALF

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 9h

I love how analysts and governments are beginning to ring an alarm bell of economic crisis 4 times the size of the subprime collapse and Sam Altman is like “who else is horny for computer?”

Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 9h

I've been quietly suffering ever since I saw Sam Altman use the word 'erotica' this morning.

I've just been occasionally making the kinds of faces he makes naturally.

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ＧＥＲＧ @sgoa.st · 13h

i just found out that @robowieland.bsky.social's family set up a gofundme to help pay for medical bills and lay rob to rest. please consider giving if you can. even if they meet their $3k goal, every dollar will help lindsay and lou navigate the road ahead.

www.gofundme.com/f/family-of-...