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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · Feb 28

there are 2 kinds of ppl in this world: ones who can infer from context

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 1h

well versed in eating nachos

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1h

I'll find you in every lifetime (menacing)

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 2h

Am I broken, or is it the world that’s broken? Does the distinction even matter? it’s the fucking Catalina wine mixer

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 3d

For legal reasons, we have stopped selling Junior Mints.

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 1h

i don't want to live in the world where the youtube page google default sends us to when we wanna figure out how to pronounce something has a lisp, accent, and speech impediment

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 1h

they assume we won't know enough to refute their bullshit and by and large they are assuming correctly

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 6h

all hands

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 7h

Taking the rest of the day off sick because I'm still hungry after lunch

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 10h

The only Christopher I celebrate is Walken

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10h

Flying saucers now emitting jaunty tunes to not be mistaken for an electric car, it's jalopy ironic adjacent

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 10h

My wife saw me put trail mix in yogurt once and said I could never do that in her presence again

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21h

Every morning "So what do you want out of today" just to feel okay sometimes, for having my eyes open "When do we want it? Now" no this isn't one of those "Great because now is only when you blink" it's a waking dream is it "Yep" okay cool

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 22h

while i didn't win, and wasn't nominated, i was humbled to have been acknowledged as not as bad as some of the nominees

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d

hello fellow human. how do you handle this weird life because I have no idea what I'm doing

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 2d

You don't know me but I'm the sole heir to the wingding font fortune

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no thank youUuuUuUuuu @trashphalt.beauty · 1d

what if i just… just…

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 1d

pride is a mf
take that into account

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 1d

maybe the hamburger was the helper all along

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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 1d

self love is great but have you tried being absolutely repulsed by yourself for no reason

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muhr-eerie @marie.likes.earth · 5d

heyy are u alright i couldn't help but notice u didn't acknowledge the post i made specifically to get ur attention

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 1d

making grilled cheese and tomato soup and im also very pretty

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d

Uses candy corn as ear plugs.

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climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d

Forget *everything* you thought you knew about the 2004 Nissan Sentra

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 1d

Guy who has "Don't like games. Tell it how it is. Football is God." in his dating bio going out with girl who has "Fluent in sarcasm. Dog mom. Love to laugh." in hers

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

*puts phone down gently, in case you’re making a soufflé*

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