The Real Kim Shady
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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Profane woman with a bad attitude. Some think I’m funny but you may not. I’m a survivor. Nickelback is fine bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdguk6hkxk https://www.instagram.com/kimmer_cakes?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA%3D%3D&utm_source=q
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in the background of the violence of my heart plays a love song
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NEWS: CBS News head of standards Claudia Milne has quit. It was announced in the network’s 9 am editorial meeting. Bari Weiss was not on the call. According to a source, Milne gave thanks but did not say why she’s leaving the network.
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What's the name of that Keanu Reeves movie where he's a cyborg? I wish there was an easy way to remember it
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🔥 ZOHRAN ON FOX: "I want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Adams who will call you to stay out of jail… a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election… I’ll be a mayor ready to speak at any time to lower the cost of living.“
“You can’t have it both ways”

Watch me
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I’m not attractive enough to be this obnoxious
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literally generations. part of all our lives’ work for the rest of our days.
It will take decades to unfuckup this country.
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I should reskeet my bangers
hear me out Real Ex Wives’ Houses
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Today's new friend: this eastern gray tree frog (𝘏𝘺𝘭𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳).

#herps
A small bumpy pale green tree frog with light brown splotches sitting in my palm.
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some days i feel too fragile for human interaction
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important note from libcrusher:
Reactivating temporarily to send a warning.
Since I got doxxed, it appears the same doxxing ring has targeted several other users. I learned that they were banned this week, only for Elon to, apparently, personally unban them. I feel obliged to warn everyone about my experience.

It wasn't just my personal information that got published. Someone, somewhere, got my passwords too. For my banking accounts, brokerage accounts, venmo, etc.
Most of which had different and unique passwords. All these attempts started the day i got doxxed, and have sporadically continued since. If you know anyone who's been doxxed by this group, you need to have them change all their passwords on every website immediately. Ensure 2FA and any other security measures are in place everywhere.
And, wherever possible, document and report it. Frankly, if you're a lefty of any note, do it now too

If anyone was also a victim of this or knows someone who was, there are ways to reach me. I wish I could go into more details right now. But until that time comes, protect yourself.

I will be deactivating in 20 minutes.
Hopefully, that's enough time for the warning to get out.
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you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line
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"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem
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I know what it is why are they carrying it around lol
I was just behind a work truck this morning that said: ⚠️ Caution Agent Orange on Board ⚠️ on the back And I’m like I’m sorry agent WHAT
I’ll make someone a good wife never